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Sat August 31, 2013
    South Korean woman addicted to bikinis, irritating her sisters and mother who says she "no longer wants to go swimming after seeing her daughter parade in bikinis all day." Yes, there's a photo gallery
2:36 PM   |   24920 clicks   |   AsiaOne
134 Comments
NewsFlash   Obama asks Congress to include strikes on Syria in their next attempt to repeal Obamacare
2:32 PM   |   7897 clicks   |   NBC News
943 Comments
    "10 states that are likely to legalize marijuana next" Whatever. Wake me up when I can buy cocaine at Rite-Aid
2:21 PM   |   11122 clicks   |   Huffington Post
120 Comments
    San Diego mayor waves goodbye. With his hand this time
1:42 PM   |   2429 clicks   |   Chicago Trib
33 Comments
    Bible thumping
1:30 PM   |   7315 clicks   |   CBS Cleveland
37 Comments
    Man who took in tens of thousands of dollars by renting out houses that technically didn't belong to him only did it to "help people." Aw, isn't that nice?
1:16 PM   |   4481 clicks   |   SeattlePI
16 Comments
    Police are looking for a man after grabbing a woman's arm in the park. Police sketch artist, who may think the Master of Puppets could possibly Load and Kill 'Em All, has a good idea who was St. Anger...And Justice For All
1:15 PM   |   8856 clicks   |   CTV News
51 Comments
    Thieves steal 30 fishing poles, spray graffiti on moped. That's one strange fetish
11:18 AM   |   1670 clicks   |   WTKR
17 Comments
    Bomb lands in Maryland tavern parking lot; Assad not there at the time
11:01 AM   |   6845 clicks   |   Yahoo
37 Comments
    Today is International Bacon Day. This is not a drill. Today is International Bacon Day
11:00 AM   |   2525 clicks   |   The Consumerist
39 Comments
    Doctors officially diagnose Mr. Dunbar with chronic lateness, note that it is an incurable terminal condition, and predict he will someday be the late Mr. Dunbar
10:33 AM   |   3048 clicks   |   The Courier UK
33 Comments
    Dear Pentho^H^H^H Dr. Mahinder, I slept with my neighbor and her daughter while my wife was in another town having our baby. She is coming back in a few days, what do I do? (text may be Not safe for work)
10:08 AM   |   26434 clicks   |   Pune Mirror (India)
93 Comments
    It's one thing to make love to your girlfriend on the very same field where your team won a decisive victory earlier in the night. It's another thing to do it when your team ended the game in a 0-0 tie
9:19 AM   |   5167 clicks   |   Daily Telegraph
56 Comments
    Signs are pointing to the Egyptians calling for the ouster of the government that ousted the representative of the guys that ousted the dictator that took over for the guy who helped oust the King of Egypt. Oust
9:08 AM   |   2149 clicks   |   The New York Times
76 Comments
    Photoshop this antler man
9:00 AM   |   2546 clicks   |   Imgur
21 Comments
    If you wind up being convicted of a nuclear terrorist hoax, you just might be going about your job-hunting all wrong
8:08 AM   |   4429 clicks   |   National Post
25 Comments
    Sitting in a parking garage in your car, with it in gear and your foot on the brake, passed out and covered in vomit, is no way to be found by the cops at 3:45 am on a Sunday morning. But in a college town, how else would you spend your time?
8:04 AM   |   2670 clicks   |   Iowa City Press-Citizen
11 Comments
    Attention commuters: Service has been suspended on a portion of the NYC subway system due to A) a power failure, B) a terrorism alert, C) kittens on the tracks. If you picked C, you may proceed to Caturday
8:00 AM   |   3560 clicks   |   NYPost
1020 Comments
    Robbers break into car, homeowner chases after them in his underwear, neighbor helpfully shoots homeowner
7:57 AM   |   6154 clicks   |   Mediaite
55 Comments
    16-year-old girl dies in joyride with 18-year-old behind the wheel. Oh, did I say 16 and 18? I meant 6 and 8
7:51 AM   |   6197 clicks   |   CNN
50 Comments
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