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Wed October 22, 2014
    People quarantined for possible exposure to Ebola might be granted special voting privileges not available to the general public. Those lucky duckies
7:44 PM   |   102 clicks   |   Breitbart.com
23 Comments
    Beloved general practitioner is on trial and fighting for his livelihood because he gave more than two shiats about his patients
7:42 PM   |   498 clicks   |   Billings Gazette
9 Comments
    This is what snark looks like in the New York Times: "So far, the main result of the [Kansas] experiment seems to be that cutting taxes causes the government to lose revenue"
7:41 PM   |   286 clicks   |   The New York Times
31 Comments
    Canadian electoral authorities unable to add 'None of the above' option to any elections, are exploring a "Sorry, eh?' option for Canadians to spoil their ballots with and not hurt anyone's feelings
6:16 PM   |   160 clicks   |   CBC
14 Comments
    Concerned citizen writes to Green Bay alderman about bus service. Alderman will do something about it when citizen stops being Muslim
5:17 PM   |   1544 clicks   |   Wonkette
94 Comments
    In what only SEEMS like an Onion article, former GOP presidential speechwriter writes a book outlining a plan for the south (except Texas, because it has too many Mexicans) to secede from the union and form a new country called, wait for it, Reagan
5:16 PM   |   1256 clicks   |   The Raw Story
135 Comments
    Today's story on government waste is brought to you by Senator Tom Coburn, who wants to know why taxpayers are paying for rabbit massages and teaching primates how to gamble
1:08 PM   |   903 clicks   |   Washington Times
123 Comments
    "Calibration error" in Illinois voting machine changes Republican votes to Democratic ones. Hey, at least they're using live voters for this one
12:40 PM   |   866 clicks   |   Fox News
128 Comments
    Former Sen. Scott Brown: "ISIS is coming over our borders". Former Sen. Scott Brown: "I did not say ISIS was coming over our borders"
12:15 PM   |   1362 clicks   |   Huffington Post
71 Comments
    Newest poll shows that more women want Republican control of congress than want Democrat control
11:55 AM   |   920 clicks   |   Yahoo
217 Comments
    Obama has steadily lost white millennial voter support with his second-term floundering, according to the fire-breathing knee-jerk think-tank paleofascists at the Brookings Institution
11:27 AM   |   359 clicks   |   Brookings Institution
118 Comments
    NYC Board of Elections finds 850 voters aged 164. Yankees immediately offer all of them nine-figure long-term contracts
11:24 AM   |   2550 clicks   |   NYPost
82 Comments
    Tax revenue for 2014 is highest ever for the Federal government. So much for "we need to raise taxes"
10:44 AM   |   606 clicks   |   The Daily Signal
240 Comments
    Gubernatorial candidates descend into parody with debate over who grew up poorer
9:20 AM   |   888 clicks   |   Business Insider
44 Comments
    Four takeaways from the final Scott-Crist debate. #1: Everyone loses
8:56 AM   |   918 clicks   |   TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim
62 Comments
    The Ebola Czar officially starts his job today. No word on when the Influenza Chief or Meningitis Sultan will begin their respective posts
8:35 AM   |   555 clicks   |   CNN
160 Comments
    If you're a US Congressman, you should probably avoid using profanity and comparing gay marriage to bull sex when you're speaking at a high school assembly
7:55 AM   |   1784 clicks   |   Anchorage Daily News
106 Comments
Tue October 21, 2014
    Finally -- Audio and crime scene photos of the drunken Palin family brawl have been released, complete with Sarah begging Bristol not to curse when talking to police
9:08 PM   |   5401 clicks   |   Some Guy
398 Comments
    James O'Keefe to unveil new video. He asks Colorado dems if he could fill out other peoples' absentee ballot forms and was told "This would" "not" "be voter fraud and that he should" "do it"
4:04 PM   |   3807 clicks   |   Mother Jones
266 Comments
    "Mr. President, don't touch my girlfriend." Difficulty: Not Bill Clinton
3:52 PM   |   3347 clicks   |   Gawker
114 Comments
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