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Won't somebody please think of the pumpkins?

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With Topsfield fair canceled, what becomes of giant pumpkins?

For the past 30 years, George Hoomis has been competing in the giant pumpkin weigh-off at the Topsfield Fair. With this year's event canceled, he wonders what will become of the fruits of his labor.

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Because 2020 wasn't strange enough now we have Iowa alligators

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Alligators in Council Bluffs' Big Lake? DNR says 'highly unlikely,' but investigating

The Iowa Department of Natural Resources is skeptical of certain toothy creatures currently calling Big Lake in Council Bluffs home.

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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 797: "Mechanical Muscle". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme

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Wed August 12, 2020
While the rest of the country was distracted by Covid, Mother Nature just gouged out a 700 mile long chunk of the Midwest with hurricane force winds

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Monday's derecho damaged 10M acres of crops in Iowa; 600K still without power in Midwest

Iowa was especially hard hit, as the potent windstorm devastated the state's power grid and flattened valuable corn fields.

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Cruise ships continue to attract tourists.... who come to see fleets of them drifting empty in the English Channel

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How the UK's ghost cruise ships became a summer hit

On the south coast, people have started going on sightseeing cruises of, well, cruise ships.

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What are you gonna do? Shoot me?

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(Some Guy)

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Bolsonaro calls out Amazon Fire as a lying Apple rip-off, is a hearty pasta topping

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Brazil's Bolsonaro calls surging Amazon fires a 'lie'

Brazil's President Jair Bolsonaro on Tuesday angrily denied the existence of fires in the Amazon rainforest, calling it a "lie," despite data produced by his own government showing that thousands of fires are surging across the region.

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Coronavirus faker gets suspended sentence for obstructing city business after he barged into town hall and ran around breathing on everyone

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Fark NotNewsletter: Person, beaver, dam, satellite, TV

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Man with hatred of his church's hypocrisy and desire to retain readership of his sexual fantasy stories spent decade taking hidden camera shower pics and videos of sister-in-law and female church friends

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Man used nude photos of sister-in-law and church friends for sexual fantasy stories on adult forum

A man who secretly filmed his wife and her sister and church members in the shower would use screenshots from some of the recordings to accompany sexual fantasy stories he published on an adult forum.

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"Take me to 17th Street, Bro"

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In the meantime, the Feds in New York have charged three men in separate schemes to harass, intimidate and bribe the victims of R. Kelly

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Three arrested in scheme to threaten, bribe alleged victims of R. Kelly

One man allegedly discussed paying a victim $500,000 to keep her from cooperating with the feds. Another threatened to reveal sexual photos of a victim, the feds say.

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Photoshop this succulent echeveria

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ECU students: Let's party like it's 2019

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Greenville police shut down party of 400 students at ECU :: WRAL.com

WITN reports East Carolina University police have already had to shut down 20 student parties, one of which was packed with about 400 students.

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Today's yobs update: trashing flower planters in Shrewsbury. Yobs

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Flower-trashing yobs wreck planters in Shrewsbury

Vandals have been warned their acts of mindless destruction "will not be tolerated" in Shrewsbury after flower displays were trashed.

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That underage manatee in the internet chat room looking for an older man to get nude with... MAY just be a cop. Officer

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16 arrested in child sex sting, including Manatee County sergeant

A registered sex offender and a sergeant with the Manatee County Sheriff's Office were among 16 people arrested in a sting targeting child predators in Hillsborough County.

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Here's proof that summertime heat turns us all into idiots

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The Short History Of Dumpster Pools - OK Whatever

The ultimate makeshift swimming pool is something you already own.

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Sure, you can spread freedom around the world, but can you drive a stick?

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Not-so-grand theft auto: Transmission foils US soldier's attempt to steal a cab in Germany, police say

A 19-year-old American soldier who is accused of trying to steal a taxi at Munich International Airport was thwarted by the car's transmission, German police said.

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If you accidentally hit a vehicle with your SUV, please don't keep driving, especially into a hospital

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Woman, 75, loses control of her SUV and plows into Atlanta hospital

The incident, which happened at 7:45 am on June 30 at Atlanta's Piedmont Hospital, left a 55-year-old Kimberly Hall dead at the scene and four others injured. Driver Mary Clayton wasn't charged.

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Circus closed for months due to the COVID-19 pandemic is making extra money by selling lion poop. Owners say it's become their mane source of income

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German circus sells jars of lion poop for gardening

A German circus that has been closed for months due to the COVID-19 pandemic is making some extra money by selling lion poop.

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