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• "Homeschooling education freedoms must be protected," say advocates of keeping children at home and forcing them to follow biased curricula while limiting their social skills  
  

   

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• Everybody prepare to panic  
  

   

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• H-1B engineers: "Thanks, but no thanks. We'll take Canada instead. They're much more polite"  
  

   

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• Strange question: What food do you serve at a funeral? Turns out, a lot of thought goes into it  
  

   

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• Sure, blame the humans. It's always their fault for why we can't live in peace and harmony in a scooter-filled urban paradise  
  

   

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• Ever wondered what eating in a restaurant was like 50 years ago?  
  

   

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• Photoshop this shark  
  

   

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• Welcome to the first ever crossover Caturday/Woofday thread. Let's help the puppy people design a new Fark Tag for Woofday Wednesday, 'cause we're all helpful like that on Caturday. Link goes to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday Photoshop contest page  
  

   

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• Imagine if Fark//Tried this approach to the news//Making it Haiku  
  

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• Hey Oscars Lady, I'll see your three billboards and raise you ten  
  

   

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• As the Queen turns 92, here are some epic photos from the Queen as a kid until present, telling her life story  
  

   

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• Old and busted: A beaver in your backyard. New coolness: A moose in your garage licking the salt off your truck  
  

  

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• Berkeley high school teacher suspended for bringing an empty tube to class  
  

   

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• Scissors assault ended when police showed up with rock  
  

   

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• Fri April 20, 2018
• We're going to have to ask you to go ahead and throw out ALL your romaine lettuce, so if you could just do that, that'd be great, yeah  
  

   

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• Manassas battlefield burned to restore it to its former glory  
  

   

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• MassDOT mapped every roadkill incident since 2010. Dinner is served  
  

   

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• How accurate is Chicago's gang database? It includes two people that are 132 years old & someone who once ran with the now-defunct Thorndale Jagoffs crew  
  

   

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• Michigan couple with no daughters welcomes their 14th son. They've passed having a basketball, baseball and football team so apparently they're now waiting for number 15 for hurling  
  

   

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• We're sorry you almost got sucked out the window  
  

   

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