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Sun June 25, 2017
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Get 'em out by Friday / You don't get paid till the last one's well on his way

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So how hot is Arizona? Arizona is so hot that it is literally losing colors

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Photoshop this aerial photo

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CSB Sunday Morning: That time my town went Hollywood

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We could do dirty limericks here, but first you can take the Fark Weird News Quiz 6/11-6/17 edition

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← Free Oil

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International flight forced to turn back due to "minor technical issue", which is airline PR speak for "the engine fell off"

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London calmly and efficiently evacuating citywide blocks of apts with flammable cladding. Just kidding, it's utter chaos and residents don't know what's going on unless they see it on the news

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The Devil wears Trumps

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Not content with assaulting adult passengers, United tries to kill a baby

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Children forced to flee playgrounds after attacks from a flock of seagulls. "I just ran, I ran so far away, I couldn't get away," said 8 year-old Horace Ipswitch of Sussex

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Marijuana cures 12-year old girl of life threatening seizures

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Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Join us for two hours of diverse music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska (9PM AKDT/10PM PDT)

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Arizona asshat thought it would be funny to flee the cops at 100 mph on his motorcycle. Five times. Not laughing pic included

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Sat June 24, 2017
Marijuana contains thousands of chemical compounds, more than fifty cause cancer, offers no medical benefits. Wonder drug, my ass

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Photoshop this Yoga session

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Selling water at the National Mall? That's an arrestin'

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Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Plane is lost if you leave it in the path of a tornado

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Bazooka Ricky arrested for outstanding warrants by Pasco County deputies. If you thought his name was odd, it does go well with his mug shot

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Imagine Joe Arpaio in pink underwear, his tanned body glistening in the desert sun. Monday morning he goes on trial

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