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• Fark NotNewsletter: Fark just leveled up!  
  

   

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• One... two... three... four... FiF  
  

   

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• "God the Father told me to kidnap your child." "Really? That's interesting, because my Mama said knock you out"  
  

   

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• San Francisco PD posts before-and-after photos of its homeless camp clearing operation. Local residents applaud sudden abundance of mailboxes  
  

   

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• Miniature pony gets police escort  
  

   

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• New Peregrine falcon family takes up residence in Rockford, gets webcam so we can all waste more work time  
  

   

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• "Dog bites Pittsburgh police horse in Wilmerding." In my day, we called that part the schwing-schwong  
  

   

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• Ignoring the lead paint, mold, broken elevators, leaky roofs and rats, top NYC housing official says the city's public housing is "beautiful"  
  

   

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• Congrats, you just won lottery tickets to a sex show. A firefly sex show. The insects, not the television show  
  

   

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• Photoshop this guitar  
  

   

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• Surely the airlines have learned by now not to treat people badly, lest it go viral. Delta: Hold my beer while I tie this woman to her wheelchair with a dirty blanket and tell her to shut the fark up  
  

   

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• Oregon man admits to having sex with a horse. One look at his mugshot and you'll know of course, of course  
  

   

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• You say tomato, I say tomahto. You say potato, I say hand grenade  
  

   

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• Package thief realizes he's on video, tries to take doorbell camera  
  

   

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• Pro-tip: If you think you can get away by using someone else's urine to cheat a drug test, make sure it is not tainted also  
  

   

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• Body of man found in Lake Erie 38 years ago identified, hopefully not by smell  
  

   

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• Look into the bedazzling eyes of the gal who stabbed a total stranger to death outside of a bar  
  

   

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• Tip leads police to half of Grolsch beer stolen from near Montreal. Other half was delicious  
  

   

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• Baby Boomers agree with millennials and Gen X that they kind of do suck  
  

   

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• People who won't go into the water because of sharks don't know greatest hazard on beaches are its sea gulls. Bombs away  
  

   

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