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  Not enough toppings on your pizza? That's a shootin'

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  Arkansas man allegedly shoots into pizzeria after being snubbed on toppings

  An Arkansas man fired gunshots through the front window of a pizzeria after arguing with an employee over getting an insufficient amount of toppings on his pizza pie, according to police. Michael B...

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  Massive landslide at a jade mine in Myanmar has killed at least 162 people

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  Landslide At Myanmar Jade Mine Kills At Least 162

  The death toll makes the disaster the worst known in the jade mining industry, surpassing an accident in 2015 that killed 113 people.

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  Listen you plaguerats. Get to stepping . Either go to Alaska like you said, or go the fark home

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  'Go straight home': B.C. premier concerned Americans abusing border exemption

  Reports that U.S. residents are vacationing in British Columbia as their country's COVID-19 crisis spirals out of control are concerning, Premier John Horgan said Thursday.

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  The English language is officially dead

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  Iconic Portland statue of an elk, to commemorate, um, elk is defaced and burned by protesters to stick it to the mammal

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  Iconic Portland elk statue removed from downtown after fire set during protest

  A 120-year-old statue of an elk has been removed from downtown Portland after protestors lit a fire underneath it Wednesday night.

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  Okada, Hiromu, EVIL, and SANADA: Who will advance to the Final Round? The NEW JAPAN CUP 2020 Semi-Final starts @ 6:00 AM EDT, FREE OF CHARGE, on NJPWWorld.com

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  2020.07.03 NJPW WORLD Special NEW JAPAN CUP 2020 | NEW JAPAN PRO-WRESTLING

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  Thursday. The day we thirst for knowledge. Let us be enlightened by conversing in the MSNBC Discussion thread, where prime time begins at 8 PM Eastern

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  The Maddowblog - The Rachel Maddow Show

  The frontal cortex of The Rachel Maddow Show, curated by Steve Benen with fresh blog posts and video daily.

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  This is your annual "Fireworks for Dummies" article

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  Test Dummies Act Out Deadly Scenarios Caused by the Misuse of Fireworks in a 2020 Consumer Safety Video

  Just ahead of the Independence Day holiday in the United States, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission put out a rather humorous, but extremely

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  I'm missing live music. This is one of the last bands I saw live and they are amazing. Share your new favorites

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  White Reaper - Might Be Right

  

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  What dance was very popular in 1776? Indepen-dance It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread (LGN)

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  Okada, Hiromu, EVIL, and SANADA: Who will advance to the Final Round? The NEW JAPAN CUP 2020 Semi-Final starts @ 6:00 AM EDT, FREE OF CHARGE, on NJPWWorld.com

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  2020.07.03 NJPW WORLD Special NEW JAPAN CUP 2020 | NEW JAPAN PRO-WRESTLING

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  FedEx delivers message to Snyder: Repackage

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  FedEx, Washington NFL Stadium's $205 Million Sponsor, Asks Team to Change Name

  Now it's getting serious for Daniel Snyder.

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  Don't bet against the Detroit Tigers, unless there's money to be made, in which case do bet against the Detroit Tigers

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  Tigers first MLB team to partner with bookmaker

  The Tigers became the first MLB team to form a partnership with a bookmaker.

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  In related news, there's a Black National Anthem

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  NFL will play Black national anthem 'Lift Every Voice and Sing' before each Week 1 game

  Starting with Texans-Chiefs NFL season opener, "Lift Every Voice and Sing," known as the Black national anthem, will play before every Week 1 kickoff.

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  Bah Gawd, that's the Undertaker's music

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  Positive COVID-19 cases on the rise in the WWE

  WWE's TV schedule is reportedly in chaos with "at least 30 positive coronavirus tests" putting filming in huge jeopardy.

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  Boeing hints in financial documents at the end of 747 production in two years

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  Boeing Quietly Pulls Plug on the 747, Closing Era of Jumbo Jets

  Boeing Co. hasn't told employees, but the company is pulling the plug on its hulking 747 jumbo jet, ending a half-century run for the twin-aisle pioneer.

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  T-Mobile shuts down Sprint's 5G network, in an obvious attempt to break free from the Illuminati's insidious conspiracy to give the world Covid-19 through faster internet and telephone service

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  T-Mobile shuts down Sprint's 5G network as the two carriers continue to integrate

  The 2.5GHz network has already been redeployed for T-Mobile in five cities.

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  It's like we're playing reverse Monopoly

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  Thousands of hotels facing foreclosure as pandemic persists

  At special risk are hotels that were funded with mortgages that were bundled into securities.

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  Fiat Chrysler to assembly-line workers: The coronavirus will continue until morale improves

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  Fiat Chrysler Fired A Warning Shot To Its Workers Over Coronavirus Work Stoppages

  Most Fiat Chrysler workers have been back in factories for over a month now after being temporarily laid off because of the coronavirus pandemic. And while production has restarted it's also been temporarily stopped at two separate plants by workers over coronavirus, and FCA is fed up.

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  France bans e-bike ad because it might trigger the flailing automotive industry. Common sense, sustainability, environment surrender

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  French ad authority bans e-bike commercial because it "discredits the automobile sector"

  The Professional Advertising Regulatory Authority (ARPP) of France has banned the airing of a television commercial for VanMoof electric bikes. From a statement by VanMoof (Via Core77): According t...

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  T-Mobile shuts down Sprint's 5G network, in an obvious attempt to break free from the Illuminati's insidious conspiracy to give the world Covid-19 through faster internet and telephone service

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  T-Mobile shuts down Sprint's 5G network as the two carriers continue to integrate

  The 2.5GHz network has already been redeployed for T-Mobile in five cities.

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  Mysterious ripple in the earth's magnetic field. It's not a payment protocol, wine, or Grateful Dead song

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  The Earth's magnetic field just did something scientists rarely see

  Scientists detected a strange ripple through Earth's magnetic field without any obvious source. The wave was detected by scientists around the world, and it wasn't linked to solar activ...

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  Suddenly a shooting star crosses sky over Tokyo and explodes, inviting us to make a wish that all will be right again. Just kidding, scientists say it's simply a damn bolide, so continue with your despair

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  France bans e-bike ad because it might trigger the flailing automotive industry. Common sense, sustainability, environment surrender

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  French ad authority bans e-bike commercial because it "discredits the automobile sector"

  The Professional Advertising Regulatory Authority (ARPP) of France has banned the airing of a television commercial for VanMoof electric bikes. From a statement by VanMoof (Via Core77): According t...

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  Putting zinc on wheat leaves for bread could increase nutritional content, reduce sunburn

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  Putting zinc on bread wheat leaves

  Applying zinc to the leaves of bread wheat can increase wheat grain zinc concentrations and improve its nutritional content.

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  Why can't today's podcasting whippersnappers make a good old-fashioned audio drama? They're always doing self-indulgent narration and audio wankery that requires headphones and full attention when all I want is a pleasant whodunit to fall asleep to

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  Why haven't podcasts cracked the recipe for audio drama? | The Spectator

  The only one I've found that comes close to matching the quality of BBC radio is a strange number called Imagined Life

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  F**king Huzzah

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  'The Great' Renewed for Season 2 at Hulu

  "The Great" has been renewed for Season 2 at Hulu. The news comes just shy of two months after the debut of the first season on May 15. Like the first, the second season will consist of...

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  Jay-Z's Made in America Festival canceled by something made in China

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  Jay-Z's Made in America Festival Canceled Due to Pandemic

  This year's Made In America festival was set to take place Sept. 5-6 at the Benjamin Franklin Parkway.

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  Ice melts

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  Vanilla Ice postpones Texas concert after criticism

  Vanilla Ice has indefinitely postponed a Texas concert that drew fierce criticism for being scheduled in the middle of the coronavirus pandemic.

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  Try not to get too choked up over this, but Aaron Paul and Krysten Ritter are reuniting for a scripted James Patterson podcast

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  Aaron Paul and Krysten Ritter reuniting for James Patterson podcast

  The podcast is a prequel to James Patterson's The Black Book

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  At 4pm Eastern it's the Fark News Livestream. We've got what's important, what's not, what's not getting enough attention, and the first but probably not last back to back stories regarding Beavis and Butthead and K-Pop. Plus fire ants

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  Twitch

  Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

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  1pm Eastern - It's the first Fark News Livestream of the week. What's important, what's under the radar, and a finale farewell to Fark regular feature Jack Whittacker and the unluckiest Powerball winner ever who was somehow outlived by Henry Earl

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  Twitch

  Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

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  Here's how you handle a mistake. The core of Scrubs talking about why their doing blackface on the show was wrong, and why the showrunner has pulled the episodes

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  Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald - Our Difficult Past: Blackface on Scrubs

  Zach and Donald are joined by Scrubs creator Bill Lawrence, and one of the stars of the show, Sarah Chalke, as they discuss the shows' difficult history with Blackface. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://news.iheart.com/podcast-advertisers

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  8pm Eastern It's the Fark Friday Livestream - and tonight it's Quiplash: Drew vs potentially YOU if can type the code in fast enough. Come join us and watch his score drop as he drinks

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  Twitch

  Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

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  6pm Eastern it's the Fark News Livestream. MSM is throwing around the term "apocalyptic" again, My Little Pony laser attacks, and although no one planned it this way, Macaque Week continues

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  Twitch

  Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

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  The Owl and the Pussycat

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  A Startled Owl Puffs Up to Appear Much Larger In Order to Intimidate an Equally Defensive Family Cat

  A startled owl employed the defensive posturing technique of puffing out feathers to appear much larger in order to intimidate a family cat in a Belgian

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  My house, but not my cat

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  40 'My House, Not My Cat' Pics That You Will Love If You've Ever Wanted To Find A Strange Cat Show Up In Your Home

  You go into the kitchen, say hello to your cat (it says 'meow' back), and then you make yourself a mug of hot cocoa. You leave but then you stop and glance back. That wasn't your cat!

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  Birds. Not bears, or beets, or Battlestars Galacticae

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  How to attract birds, not bears

  Watching birds is a great hobby the whole family can enjoy. Watching bears destroy your bird feeders isn't nearly as much fun. You can't blame the bears; the average seed feeder can hold a whopping 18,000 calories in a handy carry-out container. Hummingbird feeders are like energy drinks for bears. What should someone who cares about the birds AND the bears do? BearWise recommends you remove bird feeders when bears are active and focus on other ways to attract birds to your yard. Here are some proven and effective ways to attract birds without having to feed them.

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  For possibly the first time ever, there's something good about both social media and porgs. Onion-cutting ahead

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  Social media helps reunite child with stuffed animal. Twice.

  With the help of social media and friendly neighbors, an Ormond Beach child wound up with not one, but two stuffed animals returned to him after losing

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  The adorable moment when this dude decides to make out with his turtle friend

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  Fisherman discovers kissing a snapping turtle is BAD idea

  Mike Ganley, 28, from Massachusetts, U.S, had been out fishing with his friend Matt, 28, in Burlington when he decided to kiss a large freshwater turtle.

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  "You should grill more chicken hearts," SAID NO ONE, EVER

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  You Should Grill More Chicken Hearts

  I have never shied away from a visceral meat-eating experience. I find eating bone-in chops and steaks, offal, and even a literal face all deeply enjoyable. Bone-in steaks are a little pricey for everyday consumption, and faces take a lot of prep-but chicken hearts are cheap, easy to skewer, unchallenging to cook, and surprisingly versatile. Plus they're offaly good.

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  You don't *have* to cook lots of things, but adding a little heat does wonders

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  You Know You Don't Have to Cook Corn, Right?

  There are many ways to enjoy the sweet treat that is summer corn, but did you know that you don't even need to cook it? It's true. Fresh, sweet corn tastes fantastic right off of the cob, no heat required.

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  "How to make Spam tacos." And lo, didst the Fark Food Tab mightily explode with both rage and love

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  Al pastor from the corner store: How to make Spam tacos

  One of my favorite food experiences-or, honestly, one of my favorite experiences, period-is that first bite of a taco al pastor. Specifically from Taqueria Traspasada in Chicago, but we've all got our favorite places. You can throw around stuff about textures and contrasts and brightness-I literally just did this myself-but the appeal of tacos al pastor is on a raw, primal level. It's a Goya painting for the tongue, a Nile Rodgers riff you can stuff into your face. It's the perfect bite.

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  Taste of Chicago will be strictly to-go this year

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  Taste of Chicago To-Go details announced - a much more modest Taste

  Taste of Chicago To-Go will feature online cooking demos, community dinner fundraisers and a food truck procession.

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  Too weak for a glass bottle but too hoity and/or toity for boxed wine? Have we got the grape for you

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  New Paper Wine Bottle Is Five Times Lighter Than Glass

  The new Frugal Bottle-made from 94 percent recycled paperboard-has just debuted in the U.K.

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  The Trump Presidency ends with a whimper

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  Trump's campaign is reportedly ready to cancel his convention rally to avoid a 'Tulsa-like humiliation'

  Poll after poll has shown former Vice President Joe Biden with a growing lead over President Trump, and with COVID-19 cases surging again, the president's approval level is sinking as well. It's all leading Trump to claim 'the polls are all fake' and, when he does believe them, beg for advice to turn it all around, Vanity Fair reports. In recent days, Trump has appeared 'down in the dumps,' Republicans who have spoken with him tell Vanity Fair. 'People around him think his heart's not in it,' one Republican close to the White House said of his campaign. Trump is reportedly stuck between appealing to his base and suburban voters, leading him to even call Fox News' Tucker Carlson last week and

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  Name this band

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  Name the band

  1224 views on Imgur

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  "That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for you"

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  Actual headline: Trump Believes That He Is Losing Because He Hasn't Been Racist Enough. Subby bets that surprises no one

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  Trump Believes That He Is Losing Because He Hasn't Been Racist Enough

  On the one hand, all available evidence suggests this is wrong. On the other hand, Tucker Carlson suggests it is right.

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  If this is winning, just imagine how many would be dead if things were going poorly

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