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Sat April 17, 2021
A cat that was missing for more than a year has been found - just a 15-minute drive away from where his owner lives. Welcome to a happy reunion on Caturday
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Cat missing for over a year appears just a 15-minute drive away from home
Morty the cat had been missing since the start of the first lockdown last year
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Good to know our brave officers are fearlessly patrolling Pornhub to keep us safe (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sex tape couple jailed after police spot their hotspot romps on adult website
The pair recorded themselves having sex in several well-known beauty spots and uploaded the recordings to an adult website where they were spotted by law enforcement officers
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Once again for the people in the back: There are no 15-year-old girls that are meeting for sex on the Internet
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7 arrested in Hays County after operation cracks down on sexual exploitation of minors
A least seven people who were caught allegedly trying to sexually exploit and victimize minors for a fee were arrested in Hays County earlier this month.
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"Hunky Man Cleaning Service" post goes viral, notching up more than 5.8 million views. Manager plans to keep cleaning service ongoing, abs rippling
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S'pore firm's Facebook promo featuring hunky handymen notches up 5.8 million views
The limited-time cleaning service was meant to promote an upcoming virtual renovation exhibition.. Read more at straitstimes.com.
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PeloNOMNOMNOM
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Peloton fights federal safety recall after its treadmills left one child dead, others injured
The previously undisclosed dispute between the nation's product safety regulator and Peloton - a $34 billion company - has so far taken place outside public view.
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A trio of matches in English futbol: in the EPL Newcastle and West Ham are on at 7:30 AM ET, and Wolves host Blades at 3:15 PM on NBCSN/Peacock, along with the big game, the FA Cup semi-final with Chelsea vs Man. City on ESPN+ at 12:30 PM
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Chelsea vs. Manchester City - Football Match Summary - April 17, 2021 - ESPN
Get a summary of the Chelsea vs. Manchester City football match.
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Streaming now: Invincible episode 6. Mom waves the kids off on their college tour by hollering "no sex" (Spoilers)
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Tonight on Smackdown: RooDolph defends their tag titles vs the Street Profits, Rey decides wrestling Otis is a GOOD idea, who dares face Roman now & why is Pat McAfee on commentary? WHY? All this and who knows what else starting at 8 PM ET on FOX
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Street Profits get their opportunity against Roode & Ziggler
Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins will look to recapture the titles from Robert Roode & Dolph Ziggler.
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The girls would turn the color of an avocado when he rolled down the street in his El Dorado. He was only five foot three; girls could not resist his stare. Pablo Picasso would never post in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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Rachel Maddow Blog | The Rachel Maddow Show - MSNBC
The frontal cortex of The MaddowBlog, curated by Steve Benen. Visit the MSNBC Rachel Maddow Blog for more news with updated blog posts and video daily.
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Friday Night MMA: Bellator 257: The light heavyweight Grand Prix continues with Vadim Nemcov vs Phil Davis II & Corey Anderson vs Dovletdzhan Yagshimuradov. Prelims stream at 5:30 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Showtime. Also LFA 104, Combate Global
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Sports
A trio of matches in English futbol: in the EPL Newcastle and West Ham are on at 7:30 AM ET, and Wolves host Blades at 3:15 PM on NBCSN/Peacock, along with the big game, the FA Cup semi-final with Chelsea vs Man. City on ESPN+ at 12:30 PM
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Chelsea vs. Manchester City - Football Match Summary - April 17, 2021 - ESPN
Get a summary of the Chelsea vs. Manchester City football match.
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Samoa Joe to go
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WWE Releases Samoa Joe, IIconics, Bo Dallas, Chelsea Greene and More
WWE releases Samoa Joe, Billie Kay, Peyton Royce, Mickie James, Chelsea Green, Tucker, Kalisto and more following WrestleMania 37.
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Tonight on Smackdown: RooDolph defends their tag titles vs the Street Profits, Rey decides wrestling Otis is a GOOD idea, who dares face Roman now & why is Pat McAfee on commentary? WHY? All this and who knows what else starting at 8 PM ET on FOX
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Street Profits get their opportunity against Roode & Ziggler
Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins will look to recapture the titles from Robert Roode & Dolph Ziggler.
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I hereby officially recant any criticism of Nick Saban I've ever had in my entire life
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How Nick Saban and Tuscaloosa formed an 'unbreakable bond' after a tornado 10 years ago
A coaching nomad of three decades who was widely expected to leave Alabama one day, Nick Saban instead put down roots after the deadly tornado a decade ago.
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Friday Night MMA: Bellator 257: The light heavyweight Grand Prix continues with Vadim Nemcov vs Phil Davis II & Corey Anderson vs Dovletdzhan Yagshimuradov. Prelims stream at 5:30 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Showtime. Also LFA 104, Combate Global
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Business
Apple no longer includes iPhone charging cables to save the environment
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Apple says selling new iPhones without power adapters will save 861,000 tons of metal | Engadget
The company highlighted carbon capture and energy efficiency in its 2021 Environmental Progress Report.
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Your cat no longer needs AVON - and your countertops will thank you too
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TUSHY Bidet Launches Lipstick Designed to Match Butthole
TUSHY bidet, the purveyors of inexpensive butt cleaners have finally announced they're venturing into the world of makeup with a new line of lipstick that matches your butthole.
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China's economy grows 18.3 percent. Covid: "Hold my Tsing Tao"
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China soars to record growth but Covid recovery shows signs of slowing
There are fears the country's property market is overheated and that trade may continue to be hit by tensions with Washington, which have continued since President Joe Biden took office.
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Because when you think of bicycles, you think of Panera Bread. Right?
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Panera unveils a 'Bread Bowl Bike' sweepstakes ahead of Earth Day
Panera wants to help people burn off some carbs and save the planet with a limited-edition Bread Bowl Bike.
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Where is our Care Economy?
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Opinion | Rosie Could Be a Riveter Only Because of a Care Economy. Where Is Ours?
The men and women who went to work and war during World War II were backed by the care economy - we need one too.
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Phallic insecurity tends to be greater in regions of the United States that have a higher proportion of evangelical Christians. This needs a bigger headline
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New study links evangelical Christianity to phallic insecurity in the United States
Phallic insecurity tends to be greater in regions of the United States that have a higher proportion of evangelical Christians, according to new research ...
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Bananarama Banana Buffers
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Can 'Banana Buffers' Save California From Wildfires?
A computer scientist makes a case for cocooning communities in banana groves.
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A question so daunting, an explanation so complicated, Subby can't decide if it belongs on the Food or STEM tab
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Can You Freeze Milk? Yes, Here's How | Reader's Digest Canada
We know a simple trick to avoid having to pour your milk (and money!) down the drain. Follow along to learn how to freeze milk.
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Hot liquid magma? In MY borehole? It's more likely than you think
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Hidden magma pools pose eruption risks that we can't yet detect
Boulder, Colo., USA: Volcanologists' ability to estimate eruption risks is largely reliant on knowing where pools of magma are stored, deep in the Earth's crust. But what happens if the magma can't be spotted?
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Myy bbboddoddyyyyy mmmaaakkkeeesss mmmeeee ddrriiiinnnkkk ttthhhiiissss mmuuccchhh cccoooffffffffeeee
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This One Thing May Determine How Much Coffee You Crave, New Study Says | Eat This Not That
A recent study looked at the relationship between coffee and heart health to find that our bodies may know how much caffeine is safe for us.
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Entertainment
Fifteen rock music videos that completely broke the mold. Or in Guns N' Roses' case, the budget as well
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15 Music Videos That Broke the Mold
They found the edge of reason and launched themselves straight over it.
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Want to make $1,000? You will need to binge watch 'Fixer Upper' and other home improvement shows. Tim Allen approves
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Get paid $1,000 to binge 'Fixer Upper,' other home improvement shows
The website, ReviewHomeWarranties, is offering to pay someone a $1,000 to watch at least 10 episodes of three different home improvement shows.
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Itt died
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Felix Silla, Actor Who Played Cousin Itt and Twiki, Dead at 84
Actor Felix Silla, known as Cousin Itt on 'The Addams Family' and Twiki in 'Buck Rogers in 25th Century,' died in April 2021.
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YouTube star Jeffree Star rolls his Rolls
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Jeffree Star Hospitalized After Scary Car Crash in Wyoming
Jeffree Star hospitalized after flipping his car in scary accident.
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Second prize is two trips to Connecticut
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'Wheel of Fortune' Fans Puzzled by Contestant Winning Trip to Anticlimactic Location
On Monday night's episode of Wheel of Fortune,' some viewers were puzzled over a contestant winning a trip to a not-so-special location.
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New book reveals Spock is actually terrible at logic
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Turns Out, Spock Is Kinda Bad at Logic
For her new book, Julia Galef catalogued the Vulcan's predictions and found events he describes as "impossible" actually happened 83 percent of the time.
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Because internet...What happens when a 9 foot tall vampire lady steps on you
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What if Resident Evil's Tall Lady Stepped on You?
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Valve's banhammer springs a leak
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Valve Anti-Cheat's permanent bans no longer apply to Valve events | Engadget
Valve is making a single but significant exception to how it will enforce cheating bans moving forward.
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So, how many people really are watching Twitch gamers? Turns out it's a lot less than you might have thought
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Top Streamers Lose Millions Of Followers After Twitch Cracks Down On Viewbots
It's no secret that Twitch has a problem with viewbots, which are fake viewers that artificially inflate streamers' numbers. They've been part of the ecosystem for years, both as a means of making streamers look more popular than they are and, more recently, a tool trolls use maliciously to try to bring Twitch's punitive wrath down on streamers they don't like. Twitch, for its part, only acknowledged the issue sporadically. Until this week.
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Church organist busts out the A-Team theme, no doubt composed by Johann Sebastian Baracus
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The church organist goes slightly off the traditional path...
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A cat that was missing for more than a year has been found - just a 15-minute drive away from where his owner lives. Welcome to a happy reunion on Caturday
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Cat missing for over a year appears just a 15-minute drive away from home
Morty the cat had been missing since the start of the first lockdown last year
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Cat: Why are my babies so ugly? And pointy?
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Orphaned Baby Hedgehogs Survive After Being Adopted By Cat
If your day wasn't WTF enough already, take a look at this surprising video of a cat feeding a group of orphaned hedgehogs its milk. When eight baby hed
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24-year-old cat saved by firefighters after "careless smoking" causes blaze. 24 years is pretty old for a cat that smokes
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24-year-old cat saved by Cleveland firefighters after 'careless smoking' causes blaze in bedroom
"Mama Cat" was spared from using one of her nine lives when the captain saved her from the doorway of the second-floor bedroom that was burning before a Cleveland EMS paramedic gave her some oxygen.
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Seeing-eye cat
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Woman buys what she thinks is a mini cockapoo, only for it to turn out to be a rhino. Subby may have misread the article headline (possible nsfw content on page)
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Woman buys 'cockapoo' in lockdown only to see it grow as big as a baby rhino
Tiffany Kingdon brought what she thought was an 11-week-old miniature cockapoo home before she grew to epic proportions. She did a DNA and found out she had been scammed by the breeder
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A question so daunting, an explanation so complicated, Subby can't decide if it belongs on the Food or STEM tab
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Can You Freeze Milk? Yes, Here's How | Reader's Digest Canada
We know a simple trick to avoid having to pour your milk (and money!) down the drain. Follow along to learn how to freeze milk.
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Do you waste food, and do you eat meat? Congratulations: As far as the planet is concerned, you are the worst person in the world. "Trading your rib eyes and cheesesteaks for lentils and tofu is one of the best things you can do as a consumer"
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Your Diet Is Cooking the Planet
But two simple changes can help.
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Welsh sheep farmer has had same supper every day for 10 years: two pieces of fish, an onion, an egg, baked beans and biscuits. Plus vowels for fiber
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Experience: I've had the same supper for 10 years
I have two pieces of fish, an onion, an egg, baked beans and biscuits. Being a farmer means every day is the same
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If you ever thought "pizza would look a lot better if the sauce was purple", today is your lucky day
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Oregon State releases Midnight Roma, an antioxidant-rich purple tomato
Midnight Roma is the result of crossing Oregon Star and Indigo Rose.
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"These Dried Worms Make Pho Taste Great"
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These Dried Worms Make Pho Taste Great
Sa sung-dried peanut worms-have been described as the secret ingredient of great pho. They're now available in the United States, so we tested them out.
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Any Republican who joins Louie Gohmert and MTG's "nativist dog whistle" America First Caucus should be stripped of their committee assignments according to AOC, no wait, sorry that would be Republican Rep. Kinzinger
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Kinzinger: Republicans who join 'America First' caucus should be stripped of committees
Rep. Adam Kinzinger (Ill.) blasted fellow GOP lawmakers who plan to join the "America First Caucus," saying anyone who becomes a member should lose their committee assignments.
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After 20 years, $1 Trillion, and hundreds of thousands dead, Americans stop to ask was it really worth it and where's this Afghanistan place again?
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20 years in Afghanistan: Was it worth it?
The BBC's Frank Gardner asks the awkward question about a war with an astronomical human cost.
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Tukkker Carlson admits he roots for Russia to invade Ukraine and annex it because of course he does
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Avast ye! Pirate parade organizers order Tampa Young Republicans to belay attempts to 'pirate' their parade
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Pirate-themed boat parade hosted by Tampa Young Republicans getting pushback from Gasparilla organizers
Tampa's Young Republicans are on a mission to save Gasparilla. The group is planning a boating event this weekend because they say the event never should have been canceled.
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The GOP's big bulk book-buying machine boosted sales of works by Dimestore Wolverine, Jimmy Neutron, Fake Plisskin, Yertle, The Earthworm, and Half Scoop
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