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• Waffle House gunman was stopped by an unarmed bystander. NRA furrows brow, mutters "this wasn't in the script"  
  

   

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• The Sun is here ... and will have you laughing until you're red with these sunburn fails  
  

   

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• English couple decides to give up farming and let their 3,500 acres go wild. Nearly 10 years later, the results are awesome  
  

   

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• Photoshop this happy kid  
  

   

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• The Food Ingredient Panic Meter tells you how freaked out you should be about your favorite ingredient going extinct. Avocado: meh. Maple syrup: eh. Chocolate. snore. Vanilla: whoa. Eel: ieeee. Wait, your favorite ingredient is eel? ieeee  
  

   

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• With weather threatening, the start has been moved up. Josef Newgarden is on the pole along side his teammate Will Power. Expect the wet tires to get some use today. This is your Indycar Grand Prix of Alabama discussion thread at 3pm EDT on NBCSN  
  

   

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• It's day... day... crap I don't know what # it is, 1st round is winding down though. Two potential elimination games though. The .. er ... gentlemen from PA @ 3pm ET & back to the mountains for the Avs/Perds @ 7pm. (insert usual end of headline stuff)  
  

   

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• A Quiet Place is #1 with a soft $21.1 million, I Feel Pretty #2 with $18 million. Misguided adaptation Rampage falls to #3 with $17.6 million, Super Troopers 2 meowing at #4 with $16 million while Isle of Dogs has a rough go at #10 with $3 million  
  

   

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• NBA Playoff Games include Celtics-Bucks, Warriors-Spurs, Raptors-Wizards, and Cavaliers-Pacers. Who will be the big stars today? Tip-off is at 1pm ET on ABC  
  

   

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• The Sunday Morning Music Club is in the mood to get down and boogie: this week, we're looking for the best dance albums of all time (leisure suits and platform shoes not required)  
  

   

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• New Orleans Pelicans clown ESPN's army of NBA "experts" - all 22 of whom groupthinkingly predicted higher-seeded Portland Trailblazers would smoke them in first round  
  

   

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• Gronk no want to work out with team. Gronk want to ride bicycles instead  
  

   

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• With weather threatening, the start has been moved up. Josef Newgarden is on the pole along side his teammate Will Power. Expect the wet tires to get some use today. This is your Indycar Grand Prix of Alabama discussion thread at 3pm EDT on NBCSN  
  

   

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• It's day... day... crap I don't know what # it is, 1st round is winding down though. Two potential elimination games though. The .. er ... gentlemen from PA @ 3pm ET & back to the mountains for the Avs/Perds @ 7pm. (insert usual end of headline stuff)  
  

   

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• NBA Playoff Games include Celtics-Bucks, Warriors-Spurs, Raptors-Wizards, and Cavaliers-Pacers. Who will be the big stars today? Tip-off is at 1pm ET on ABC  
  

   

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• To fight midlife crisis, Arby's shows new spirit of adventurousness, experimenting with more than 1,000 menu items annually, relying on Limited Time Offers, and focusing on fun flavors and "protein exploration"  
  

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• Harley-Davidson finally found a way to get anybody younger than 40 to ride their bikes: Pay them  
  

   

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• Corporate profits are at record highs while investment is middling. But don't worry, that next tax cut will supercharge hiring and wages  
  

   

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• SmugMug acquires Flickr for $12 and a sack of magic beans  
  

   

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• Begun the chicken sandwich wars have  
  

   

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• Why work on developing cutting-edge technology when you can play video games where you shoot business reporters  
  

   

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• Money may not buy love, but it does buy time  
  

   

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• Japanese musician and railfan explains what it's like for him to be famous jingle meister for train stations. His most famous song: "a catchy electronic ditty broadcast for departures from platforms three and four at Tokyo's Shibuya Station"  
  

   

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• Neil deGrasse Tyson, First Galatic Emperor of Earth, believes that asteroid mining will help prevent future wars and conflicts over access to terrestrial resources, once space becomes 'our' backyard  
  

   

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• Illustrator shows us the "worlds" hidden inside classic gaming consoles  
  

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• Star Trek found to violate Canadian TV's Prime Directive  
  

   

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• Watch a 23-year old songwriter create a perfect pop song in collaboration with her producers, then hand it over to DJ who takes credit for it after auditioning dozens of singers who sound just like songwriter but "better"  
  

   

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• Pink Floyd drummer who isn't famous enough to make it into a headline forms a Pink Floyd tribute supergroup, set to play in two London pubs over four dates  
  

   

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• Benedict Cumberbatch basically tells Martin Freeman to stop being a whiny little brat about Sherlock fans  
  

   

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• A Quiet Place is #1 with a soft $21.1 million, I Feel Pretty #2 with $18 million. Misguided adaptation Rampage falls to #3 with $17.6 million, Super Troopers 2 meowing at #4 with $16 million while Isle of Dogs has a rough go at #10 with $3 million  
  

   

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• Politics
• It's Sunday, so of course Kellyanne Conway goes on CNN and gets her scales all ruffled up  
  

   

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• The Department of Education is now allowed to ignore the first civil rights complaints a student files. They're also going to ignore students who file complaints multiple times  
  

   

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• Senator Corker offers ringing endorsement of potential replacement: "Uhhh, she's a Republican?" *awkward laughter*  
  

   

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• If you thought Fox News was the most reliable cheerleader for Donald Trump, apparently you haven't been watching Christian TV  
  

   

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• You're probably not going to believe this, but Fox News seems to be pretty close to the Kremlin, too. Weird, huh?  
  

   

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