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• Stephen Hawking farked up the internet  
  

   

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• The president just made his own additions to the constitution  
  

   

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• All those recently caught in a cave-in raise your hand  
  

   

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• Firefox is deporting 80% of its mextensions next month  
  

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• Nicaragua just signed the Paris Climate Accords, meaning only two countries remain that refuse to sign. One is a violent, divided country where guns are easily accessible and the dictator in charge thrives on hate and discord. The other is Syria  
  

   

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• Quick Fark- need a decent scotch/whiskey under $40  
  

   

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• Will the Eagles claw the 'Skins to take a commanding three-game lead in the NFC East or will Kirk Cousins and company find a way to shoot a poison arrow through Philadelphia's heart? It's your MNF thread starting at 8:30pm ET on ESPN  
  

   

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• Will Miz be brought to justice for the murder of Braun Strowman? Can we get a Raw reply of the AJ-Finn match for the first hour? Does anyone care about Brock-Jinder? Can we survive watching until the series? WWE Raw 8pm EDT USA  
  

   

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• Trump continues his fight with a war widow, while details begin to emerge about what went wrong in Niger. This is the MSNBC primetime discussion thread. Starts at 8PM EDT  
  

   

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• Tonight, on Supergirl, J'onn gets his ass to Mars as James struggles to keep explaining Kara's absences. (CW 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, Eclipse seeks out an old friend as Polaris discovers a new prison game. (9ET FOX)  
  

   

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• Superstar F1 driver Lewis Hamilton is going vegan for health and ethical reasons, hopes to set example for other athletes that you don't need meat to be elite  
  

   

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• Vikings don't want to expose Bridgewater to slippery London field. Gregg Williams seen converting all his pounds back to dollars  
  

   

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• Chargers blank the Broncos. Broncos fans at least showed up for the game  
  

   

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• If you were hoping to see a golfer hit a 17-yard field goal, using an 8-iron, today is your lucky day  
  

   

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• The odds of the others taking a wrong turn so you can win a marathon are infinitesimal, but statistically it has to happen sometime  
  

   

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• Panic At The Dividend  
  

   

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• America, that whizzing sound you just heard was China blowing by you in the quantum race at light speed  
  

   

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• What college provides the best bang for the buck? New 2018 rankings emphasize value against cost  
  

   

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• Saudi billionaire investor Prince Alwaleed bin Talal says "bitcoin will implode one day". So it does behave like a real currency after all  
  

   

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• Low-rent British burger chain Wimpy won't give up Tuesday for a bankruptcy today, plans ambitious comeback to battle multinational fast-food giants with power of patriotism  
  

   

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• That's no moon, it's an asteroid. Seriously, stop saying that NASA found a second moon  
  

   

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• America, that whizzing sound you just heard was China blowing by you in the quantum race at light speed  
  

   

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• New research shows us that smoking pot as an adolescent doesn't lead to harder drugs, it just turns you into a schizophrenic faster. Pardon me while I go bogart that joint with all the other me's in my closet  
  

   

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• Researchers say that pumping up old people with sleeping meds makes them prone to falling. Who woulda thunk?  
  

   

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• Take the EEEEEeeeee train  
  

   

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• 193 more women have come forward to accuse film director James Toback of sexual misconduct  
  

   

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• A live-action 'Dora the Explorer' movie is in the works [Facepalm] Directed by Michael Bay  
  

   

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• Annie Leibovitz did many things, but the greatest of all might have been sleeping with every single member of America's greatest rock band  
  

   

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• Priscilla Presley has not left Scientology. Looks like I *was* being glib  
  

   

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• Former Weinstein assistant breaks NDA, spills the beans  
  

   

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• Remember those Russian sanctions Congress forced Trump to sign? He won't enforce them and won't tell Congress why. If you're looking for the Legislative Branch it's under a couch whimpering  
  

   

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• Pastor Carl Gallups, one of Trump's allies, says that women are sexually harassing men by dressing provocatively. Yes, he believes this  
  

   

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• Chris Christie:"Trump respects me"  
  

   

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• In case you had any doubt that Trump's goal is to simply undo anything done by Obama, it's not a joke: Trump actually offered to rename Denali to Mt. McKinley  
  

   

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• How on Earth would she know?  
  

   

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