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ZAZ: Another tragic case of autoerotic asphyxiation.
edmo: The only way that's the whole story is if the husband is a police officer.
PirateKing: ZAZ: Another tragic case of autoerotic asphyxiation.Everyone turn out the lights and file out in an orderly fashion. There is no need for further posting.
scottydoesntknow: edmo: The only way that's the whole story is if the husband is a police officer.I read my wife the headline, and she said "If that's in Jersey, then this is a coverup. He totally killed them."
justanotherfarkinfarker: Wow that husband needs to buy a lotto ticket.
jst3p: Doesn't it take a couple hours to die that way? I am on board with those calling bullshiat.