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Fark has more hamsters than a late 90's internet sensation. Why'd you choose your username?

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Original HampsterDance circa 1997 (hamsters dancing online)... and peek at the new

Original Hampster Dance circa 1997 (hamsters dancing online)... and peek at the new

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2018-12-08 06:46:37 PM

Subby here, my username came from a particularly bad game of steel panthers on a desert map.My thorough loss brought about the quip, i'm less the desert fox and more the desert hamster

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TheMaskedArmadillo

2018-12-08 06:46:58 PM

Alter Ego since I was 15

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HighOnCraic

2018-12-08 06:50:03 PM

Enjoying fun conversations in Dublin...

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whither_apophis

2018-12-08 06:54:51 PM

When I signed up there was still a chance the asteroid 99942 Apophis would hit the Earth in 2036

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Dare to keep slugs off kids

2018-12-08 06:57:55 PM

A beer fueled conversation with the Mrs. over a slimed d.a.r.e. shirt whilst doing a child's laundry...

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King Something

2018-12-08 07:01:57 PM

I was listening to Load at the time.

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Cake Hunter

2018-12-08 07:03:02 PM

Parents were killed by a sentient black forest cake.

To this day, I walk the earth. Looking.

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WTFDYW

2018-12-08 07:03:05 PM

Kept getting the this username is already used or some such. In pissoffity I typed my username and BINGO!

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HedlessChickn

2018-12-08 07:04:14 PM

I spent several years living back in the woods and we raised chickens, and rabbits among other things.

I had to kill my own dinner.

You all can figure the rest out.

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Cake Hunter

2018-12-08 07:04:40 PM

HedlessChickn: I spent several years living back in the woods and we raised chickens, and rabbits among other things.

I had to kill my own dinner.

You all can figure the rest out.

Your parents were killed by a headless chicken?

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Ambivalence

2018-12-08 07:06:12 PM

Meh, I couldn't think of any name I felt strongly about.

But I'm only known as Ambivalence here, and it reflects my recent sensibilities. I've been on the interwebs for more than 20 years and still have my first nickname from when I was fresh faced and young and still had hopes and dreams. Those days are gone.

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4seasons85!

2018-12-08 07:09:31 PM

My handle references Vivaldi's Four Seasons, my favorite classical music piece. I was born in 1985, and I don't know why I added the exclamation point.

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enry

2018-12-08 07:14:06 PM

Great Uncle. Called me Henry because he said I looked like a boxer he knew. Tried to log into a MUD back in the day (1991) and Henry was taken so I dropped the H. Boom.

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serpent_sky

2018-12-08 07:15:50 PM

"Serpent Sky" is a song by JJ72 that means a lot to me. I use the name for everything, preferably as serpent_sky, because it looks best that way.

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Sarah Jessica Farker

2018-12-08 07:16:31 PM

I honestly was surprised my user name wasn't taken already when I registered.

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Herb Utsmelz

2018-12-08 07:17:42 PM

I have this ex-wife...

No, I thought of it in 1995 when I was putting goofy names on the front of my bass drum.

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markie_farkie

2018-12-08 07:18:31 PM

I was called this when I was a toddler by my parents, so I blame everything I post on them.

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vudukungfu

2018-12-08 07:22:23 PM

Choose?
I woke up at a FARK party with this branded on my ass.

You mean we get to choose?

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Shadow Blasko

2018-12-08 07:25:57 PM

1st has been my nickname since '77

2nd has been my adopted family name since 99.

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whither_apophis

2018-12-08 07:27:49 PM

markie_farkie: I was called this when I was a toddler by my parents, so I blame everything I post on them.

huh, I always figured you had a thing for Markie Post

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HedlessChickn

2018-12-08 07:28:10 PM

Cake Hunter: HedlessChickn: I spent several years living back in the woods and we raised chickens, and rabbits among other things.

I had to kill my own dinner.

You all can figure the rest out.

Your parents were killed by a headless chicken?

Well, they were, but that's not how I got this name.

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HighOnCraic

2018-12-08 07:30:24 PM

HedlessChickn: I spent several years living back in the woods and we raised chickens, and rabbits among other things.

I had to kill my own dinner.

You all can figure the rest out.

You fixed the cable?

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WTFDYW

2018-12-08 07:33:22 PM

Shadow Blasko: 1st has been my nickname since '77

2nd has been my adopted family name since 99.

Please make Cunningham retire from WLW. I heard him yesterday for the first time in about three years. Hrs as bloviating and unhinged as Trump. Hrs a broken cog at that station.

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