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  • Hello.
    My name in Inigo Montoya.
    You killed my father, prepare to-  um, what are you doing to my sword?
  • move people intestinally

    Screw it up and you'll move yourself intestinally.
  • After delicately guiding it to a certain point, she'll let a rapier blade drop freely down her throat, all while twirling bejeweled nipple tassels.

    And just like that I have a new fetish.
  • See, because the sword is a metaphor for the male reproductive organ.

    /sorry
    //just in case any aliens read this thread
  • I know a lot of people haven't read the article, but you should.  She has a fantastic attitude and actually sounds like someone who is worth hanging out with.
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    Lucky Hell is pretty awesome too
  • KIA: I know a lot of people haven't read the article, but you should.  She has a fantastic attitude and actually sounds like someone who is worth hanging out with.


    I really tried, but today I can't handle something like this. Its a well-written article, but the author said enough to bring me into identifying with it bodily, and that is creepy. I get that way with horror literature too sometimes. I imagine its the same reaction some people have watching this.
  • mrs john amber: KIA: I know a lot of people haven't read the article, but you should.  She has a fantastic attitude and actually sounds like someone who is worth hanging out with.

    I really tried, but today I can't handle something like this. Its a well-written article, but the author said enough to bring me into identifying with it bodily, and that is creepy. I get that way with horror literature too sometimes. I imagine its the same reaction some people have watching this.


    Yeah, the performer apparently gets a giggle out of making people uncomfortable and the writer appears to have gone along with it.  Probably should have mentioned not for the squeamish. Sorry about that.
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