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  • A coronation, so-to-speak.
  • Taco Bell needs to start giving out sombreros.
  • Well it looks pretty boss but how's that going to stay on your head?  Looks like it's just a slight breeze away from taking off never to be seen again.
  • Hell, yeah

    /Now give me a beer and then get the hell away from me
  • I'd wear the crown, provided I didn't have to advertise Burger King.

    The last thing I bought from Burger King was that King Racing Xbox game. That was a surprisingly fun game for $5.
  • I also like the special edition of the Whopper with 3x the onions to "encourage social distancing". I always order extra as it is, because onions are one of the things that aren't measured(Normally it's like 2 tomato slices and 3 pickles). Onions are just a "Use roughly this much" thing, so people who don't like onions would unconsciously put on less than someone who liked therm.
  • Too bad I can't social distance my way to Germany.
  • 12349876: Too bad I can't social distance my way to Germany.


    --warning, dark turn ahead:

    Most of my family is in Germany, I'm in Seattle.  Dad just died in Spokane (not Covid related).  

    This caused a bit of a problem because having a funeral would require family to fly in from Germany which ain't easy and from the best we could tell would require two weeks quarantine on the way here and two weeks on the way back.  So dad got cremated, and we'll have a ceremony later.  Probably in Germany.

    /there's a flame broiled joke here
    //didn't get a paper hat
    ///dad was a good sport and would approve of this dark humor
  • rohar: 12349876: Too bad I can't social distance my way to Germany.

    --warning, dark turn ahead:

    Most of my family is in Germany, I'm in Seattle.  Dad just died in Spokane (not Covid related).  

    This caused a bit of a problem because having a funeral would require family to fly in from Germany which ain't easy and from the best we could tell would require two weeks quarantine on the way here and two weeks on the way back.  So dad got cremated, and we'll have a ceremony later.  Probably in Germany.

    /there's a flame broiled joke here
    //didn't get a paper hat
    ///dad was a good sport and would approve of this dark humor


    That gets a funny because I hope he'd appreciate it.
  • nekom: Well it looks pretty boss but how's that going to stay on your head?  Looks like it's just a slight breeze away from taking off never to be seen again.


    If only it were more aerodynamic.

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  • rohar: 12349876: Too bad I can't social distance my way to Germany.

    --warning, dark turn ahead:

    Most of my family is in Germany, I'm in Seattle.  Dad just died in Spokane (not Covid related).  

    This caused a bit of a problem because having a funeral would require family to fly in from Germany which ain't easy and from the best we could tell would require two weeks quarantine on the way here and two weeks on the way back.  So dad got cremated, and we'll have a ceremony later.  Probably in Germany.

    /there's a flame broiled joke here
    //didn't get a paper hat
    ///dad was a good sport and would approve of this dark humor


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  • Reminds me of my idea to bring back hoop skirts.  For men, too.
  • They just brought back the big king xl in my area. You should get a hat for finishing one. It actually has heft when you pick it up, but it doesn't judge as you gently weep while eating it in the car.

    /27g saturated fat
    //1.66g sodium
    ///triple bypass
  • I love this, especially the pool noodles. If this is fascism sign me up.

    /i want orange
  • nekom: Well it looks pretty boss but how's that going to stay on your head?  Looks like it's just a slight breeze away from taking off never to be seen again.


    You have a chinstrap that holds your head on to the hat as it flies away.  It's both a thrilling and a tasty experience at the same time.  Would you like to supersize that experience?
  • nekom: Well it looks pretty boss but how's that going to stay on your head?  Looks like it's just a slight breeze away from taking off never to be seen again.



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    /unimpressed
  • Mikey1969: I also like the special edition of the Whopper with 3x the onions to "encourage social distancing". I always order extra as it is, because onions are one of the things that aren't measured(Normally it's like 2 tomato slices and 3 pickles). Onions are just a "Use roughly this much" thing, so people who don't like onions would unconsciously put on less than someone who liked therm.


    The reverse is true too... I ordered a burger once with "extra onions" and I swear there were more onions than meat when I got it! LoL
  • Eidola: Mikey1969: I also like the special edition of the Whopper with 3x the onions to "encourage social distancing". I always order extra as it is, because onions are one of the things that aren't measured(Normally it's like 2 tomato slices and 3 pickles). Onions are just a "Use roughly this much" thing, so people who don't like onions would unconsciously put on less than someone who liked therm.

    The reverse is true too... I ordered a burger once with "extra onions" and I swear there were more onions than meat when I got it! LoL


    Dude, you social distance your way.  We're not criticizing.
  • Hoop skirts

    Everyone, just stay 2 hoop skirts apart from each other, assuming a 3 foot diameter hoop.
    If everyone wears a 6 foot diameter hoop skirt, they'll maintain appropriate distance unless they collide.
  • I'd only wear it upon my liars chair.
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