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  • Two and a half men - Who cut the cheese
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  • "Soup to nuts"
  • "riding the cotton pony"
  • Not that tightly wired
  • it's lisa e.: "riding the cotton pony"


    Damn, I had to google that.

    / so old
  • A day late and a dollar short.
  • Freakazoid - Frenching With Freakazoid
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  • lindalouwho: it's lisa e.: "riding the cotton pony"

    Damn, I had to google that.

    / so old


    the thing is, i probably never heard that until 1990...1991 maybe.  i did the googles, too...i *never* would have remembered that from the carol burnette show, even though i was technically "in existence" at the time that show, or it's synidcated re-runs, aired.

    i'm still laughing right now thinking about how funny i thought that was when i first heard it said out loud.
  • All hat, no cattle.
  • it's lisa e.: "riding the cotton pony"


    My neighbor lady used to say that. This was in the early 70's.
  • His elevator doesn't go to the top.
  • entre chien et loup : at dusk

    /between dog and wolf
  • it's lisa e.: lindalouwho: it's lisa e.: "riding the cotton pony"

    Damn, I had to google that.

    / so old

    the thing is, i probably never heard that until 1990...1991 maybe.  i did the googles, too...i *never* would have remembered that from the carol burnette show, even though i was technically "in existence" at the time that show, or it's synidcated re-runs, aired.

    i'm still laughing right now thinking about how funny i thought that was when i first heard it said out loud.


    I remember it from George Carlin at Carnegie Hall stand up. It was part of the expanded dirty word list, "On the Rag, Flyin' the Flag, Riding the Cotton Pony"
  • I got here via shanks' mare
  • Two houses away from us, catty-cornered and behind us, was a yard with a great tree house in it. Very secure. Easy to get into. Therefore it was widely used even though it belonged to a family that had no kids. One summer afternoon, there were 3 of us in it. Me, my younger brother, and John Ju******, a slightly older kid in the neighborhood whom we avoided because he should have been off playing with guys his own age. There were two kids in the neighborhood, the Vander******** Brothers, who had vaguely hoodlum tendencies. We hadn't noticed them lingering around but once the three of us got in the tree house they started chucking dirt clods and rocks at us. They were accurate, too, so we were stuck. At almost the same time, Ju****** developed really foul flatulence. SBD. Horrific stuff. For years afterwards, between my brother and me it became the Gold Standard by which farts were measured.  However, we were stuck. The Vander********** Brothers were on the ground with a seemingly unlimited supply of rocks and dirt clods. If we even stuck a head out of a window, we were likely to get beaned. Speaking of beans, J*****  was The Human Hindenburg. He'd shoot the Kaiser, and we'd have to stick a head out of a window for a brief respite or stew in his foulness.

    This was around 60 years ago now and I can no longer remember how the situation resolved itself.  I wish the story had a dramatic arc, but getting stuck in a tree house with a fart-filled 13 year old is not the stuff of legend.
  • I remember a childhood friend s Pop telling another friend of mine after losing 50 lbs.

    If you lose anymore weight you are gonna fall thru your ass*ole and hang yourself.
  • Too dumb to know shiat from Shinola.

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    I never understood "As easy as shooting fish in a barrel", it may be easy, but you would ruin a perfectly good barrel, just net the darn fish, it cannot go very far.
  • "You look like you got shot at & missed, and shiat at & hit."

    -friend's grandpa.
  • Better late than never . Like this joke about the South.

    I wanted to go to Dixieland but Mom took me to Disneyland so my sister can see Elsa.
  • "The shiat hits the fan" has to come from the age of electricity. shiat hitting this fan would be gross, but not catastrophic:
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    /poop trifecta complete
    //
    ///poop
  • I'd be interested in finding out where "Jesus Christ on a bicycle" came from, but only enough to post about it, not enough to go actually looking.
  •  Now hold your horses, I thought this would be a piece of cake but my head is in the clouds and I can't think of a single one as it's all Greek to me. So pardon my French as I chew the fat and try and throw a wrench in the works. Maybe if I wasn't under the weather and had more resources out here in my neck of the woods I wouldn't be dead in the water with my attempt.
  • Screwed the pooch.

    I needed a 4 year old Michael Che stand up comedy show to point out to me that copulating with dogs as a unit of measurement doesn't work.

    \that's ruff
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