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2020-06-29 06:51:53 PM

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DannyDeraney: Because of course it's Australia. https://t.co/ANBxgYm2AT

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blender61

2020-06-29 07:17:07 PM

Yep.

She was just asking for it. All tarted up in her fancy going to the club plumage.

Lorikeets are so funny but they are a mess to deal with. birds in general, and parrots specifically are messy.

With a liquid diet, lorikeet poop is , um .... explosive.

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some_beer_drinker

2020-06-29 07:23:28 PM

bird porn, nice

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LordOfThePings

2020-06-29 08:29:33 PM

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gopher321

2020-06-29 09:29:47 PM

Needs an Isley Brothers soundtrack.

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ecmoRandomNumbers

2020-06-29 09:36:27 PM

My friend has a double yellow-headed Amazon parrot. He's 40 years old and has his own personality. He's super smart, but mean.

And there's not a 20 minute stretch of the day that he doesn't sh*t on something. I couldn't live with that. Grosses me out.

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grokca

2020-06-29 09:49:42 PM

At bird on the railing is worth two in the bush.

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dstanley

2020-06-29 10:07:05 PM

"Bread...milk...eggs..." is what I imagine the lady parakeet is thinking during this

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Jack Sabbath

2020-06-29 10:10:41 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: My friend has a double yellow-headed Amazon parrot. He's 40 years old and has his own personality. He's super smart, but mean.

And there's not a 20 minute stretch of the day that he doesn't sh*t on something. I couldn't live with that. Grosses me out.

Your brother should see a doctor.

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bdub77

2020-06-29 11:10:48 PM

Parakeet? More like paraskeetskeetskeetskeetskeet.

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2020-06-29 11:29:48 PM

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Driver

2020-06-30 12:02:07 AM

ralphjr: [Fark user image 425x231]

jackin' & quackin' ?

Here's something to set the mood...

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Candygram for Mongo

2020-06-30 12:53:45 AM

Driver: ralphjr: [Fark user image 425x231]

jackin' & quackin' ?

Here's something to set the mood...

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Somacandra

2020-06-30 01:17:35 AM

Massive Attack - (1998) Mezzanine [Full Album]

Best sex ever with my girlfriend before we got married 19 years ago.

Still pretty satisfied :-)

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Ivo Shandor

2020-06-30 01:34:04 AM

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Zevon's Evil Twin

2020-06-30 03:49:32 AM

'The female looks bored.

Male is all "I'm gettin' it, gettin' it!"

She's all "Meh."

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FarkingSmurf

2020-06-30 05:25:15 AM

Don't care, had sex!!!

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Alphax

2020-06-30 05:29:44 AM

Zevon's Evil Twin: 'The female looks bored.

Male is all "I'm gettin' it, gettin' it!"

She's all "Meh."

I saw some ducks having sex, a few decades ago. It didn't look at all consentual .

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Unoriginal_Username

2020-06-30 07:53:31 AM

Went to visit family in Niagara falls Ontario and we went to bird sanctuary there.
Wasn't just the birds in the mood there.

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Altitude5280

2020-06-30 08:33:44 AM

D'awww!

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Arkanaut

2020-06-30 09:25:19 AM

Unoriginal_Username: Went to visit family in Niagara falls Ontario and we went to bird sanctuary there.
Wasn't just the birds in the mood there.

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Those turtles are going all the way down.

// awwww yeah.

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I dont want to be on this planet anymore

2020-06-30 09:41:01 AM

Alphax: Zevon's Evil Twin: 'The female looks bored.

Male is all "I'm gettin' it, gettin' it!"

She's all "Meh."

I saw some ducks having sex, a few decades ago. It didn't look at all consentual .