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  • Watch out, Ryan. That crossroads demon doesn't simply forget the deals he makes.
  • I get that he's busy and all

    But any person over 35 and can't settle ( & has never) into a lifetime relationship, yet keeps finding someone asap, there's a problem with them.

    ( Statement retracted if single cause of death, divorce, swinging or abuse)
  • I wish he would stop fronting and either be single or be seen with a guy and just deal with the fallout from his family. There's a grandchild in the family now, the pressure is off.
  • Sucks to be a C level model. Maybe if she gets a cover, she can upgrade to Kato Kaelin
  • Mugato: Watch out, Ryan. That crossroads demon doesn't simply forget the deals he makes.


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    Someone who clearly didn't cut any deal with Old Scratch.
  • Let's just admit he's the DiCaprio of bad television.
  • Wait- half of us can't even see our nearest and dearest due to social distancing and he's picking up new tail in Cabo?

    God, I should have chucked my principles out the window and married for bank when I was young and bendy enough to be able to.
  • It's good to be rich.

    This is where I used to post a certain beach picture til I got temp banninated for it. In sum, your looks improve with the size of your checkbook.
  • Unikitty: I wish he would stop fronting and either be single or be seen with a guy and just deal with the fallout from his family. There's a grandchild in the family now, the pressure is off.


    THIS.  If somebody doesn't marry by the time they're forty, and is in any way attractive, they are a homosexual.
  • FLMountainMan: Unikitty: I wish he would stop fronting and either be single or be seen with a guy and just deal with the fallout from his family. There's a grandchild in the family now, the pressure is off.

    THIS.  If somebody doesn't marry by the time they're forty, and is in any way attractive, they are a homosexual.


    So I married later in life.  In my mid-thirties my mom called and wanted to make sure I was coming to Thanksgiving.  it went a little like this:
    Are you bringing a date?
    No mom
    Why don't you bring a date
    Because I am not dating anyone right now
    You know.  Whoever you bring we will love them no matter who they are.
    What?
    I'm just saying, whoever you brought, if you loved them, we would love them too.
    Mom I'm not gay
    Sure you aren't...
  • FLMountainMan: Unikitty: I wish he would stop fronting and either be single or be seen with a guy and just deal with the fallout from his family. There's a grandchild in the family now, the pressure is off.

    THIS.  If somebody doesn't marry by the time they're forty, and is in any way attractive, they are a homosexual.


    Wow, is he kidding?
  • He's really just a more-expensive Joel McHale.
  • FLMountainMan: Unikitty: I wish he would stop fronting and either be single or be seen with a guy and just deal with the fallout from his family. There's a grandchild in the family now, the pressure is off.

    THIS.  If somebody doesn't marry by the time they're forty, and is in any way attractive, they are a homosexual.


    That's an awfully broad brush you got there.
  • I love how we're clinging onto these outdated ideas that anyone who hasn't thrown themselves into a lifelong relationship before they reach their forties has something wrong with them.

    Because, after all, that's what marriages & relationships are for, to make sure your family & friends are comfortable around you.

    / the preceding statement was brought to you by
    // farkin' sarcasm
    /// and help of farkers like you
  • Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: He's really just a more-expensive Joel McHale.


    I've never seen Seacrest in anything but I'm guessing he doesn't have any discernible talent. Joel McHale is at least funny. In Community anyway.
  • Darth_Saltine: I love how we're clinging onto these outdated ideas that anyone who hasn't thrown themselves into a lifelong relationship before they reach their forties has something wrong with them.


    I contend that there's something wrong with people who get into debt (including buying a rock made from carbon mined by children) to marry someone because their locker happens to be next to theirs when there's a better than 50% chance it will end in divorce or at least a loveless marriage.

    That sounds bitter but on the contrary I'm quite happy with my station in life and despite the opinions expressed here, I'm not gay. Although I'll admit that the aforementioned Joel McHale is a handsome man.
  • Mugato: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: He's really just a more-expensive Joel McHale.

    I've never seen Seacrest in anything but I'm guessing he doesn't have any discernible talent. Joel McHale is at least funny. In Community anyway.


    He hosts a bunch of shows on TV, but he is also the idiot that brought us the Kardashians.  He is the "producer" and has made him stupid rich.
  • tobcc: Mugato: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: He's really just a more-expensive Joel McHale.

    I've never seen Seacrest in anything but I'm guessing he doesn't have any discernible talent. Joel McHale is at least funny. In Community anyway.

    He hosts a bunch of shows on TV, but he is also the idiot that brought us the Kardashians.  He is the "producer" and has made him stupid rich.


    The joke is that on Community, McHale's character Jeff Winger was occasionally called "discount Ryan Seacrest"

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  • xxBirdMadGirlxx: FLMountainMan: Unikitty: I wish he would stop fronting and either be single or be seen with a guy and just deal with the fallout from his family. There's a grandchild in the family now, the pressure is off.

    THIS.  If somebody doesn't marry by the time they're forty, and is in any way attractive, they are a homosexual.

    That's an awfully broad brush you got there.


    I was a late bloomer and played the hell out of the field (in a serial monogamist sort of way).  Happened to meet the perfect girl in my late thirties and literally started saving for a ring after our second date.  But if I hadn't met her, I would probably still be single now and attracted to men.  Really dodged a bullet.
  • FLMountainMan: xxBirdMadGirlxx: FLMountainMan: Unikitty: I wish he would stop fronting and either be single or be seen with a guy and just deal with the fallout from his family. There's a grandchild in the family now, the pressure is off.

    THIS.  If somebody doesn't marry by the time they're forty, and is in any way attractive, they are a homosexual.

    That's an awfully broad brush you got there.

    I was a late bloomer and played the hell out of the field (in a serial monogamist sort of way).  Happened to meet the perfect girl in my late thirties and literally started saving for a ring after our second date.  But if I hadn't met her, I would probably still be single now and attracted to men.  Really dodged a bullet.


    I think comprehension has started creeping in. Well played.
  • He is taking a page from this guy's tips of dating...

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  • FLMountainMan: xxBirdMadGirlxx: FLMountainMan: Unikitty: I wish he would stop fronting and either be single or be seen with a guy and just deal with the fallout from his family. There's a grandchild in the family now, the pressure is off.

    THIS.  If somebody doesn't marry by the time they're forty, and is in any way attractive, they are a homosexual.

    That's an awfully broad brush you got there.

    I was a late bloomer and played the hell out of the field (in a serial monogamist sort of way).  Happened to meet the perfect girl in my late thirties and literally started saving for a ring after our second date.  But if I hadn't met her, I would probably still be single now and attracted to men.  Really dodged a bullet.


    I watch Live with Kelly and Ryan. He is constantly hitting on Mark Consuelos, refers to himself as not a man/manly or interested in man things, he admires the physique of every man who appears on the show, and that's just in the first 10 minutes. It's not unusual for him to fanboy over the male guests and make some sort of innuendo about if he and Shayna weren't together he'd be all over that.

    Not wanting to get married isn't the red flag here, it's in the way he presents himself on a daily basis. If he is gay, it wouldn't change my opinion of him (not that it matters one way or another to begin with but this Fark after all).

    I have always wanted people to be able to live their best lives as who they are.
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