Coach: Uh, let me, uh, introduce my boys to you, Sam. Uh, this is Peewee, Moose, Juice, Goose, The Tank, The Chancellor, The Bull, The Cannonball Express, Specs, and Dynamic Duo.
Sam: So, what've you guys been working on so far, Coach?
'Sleepy Joe' ... 'Swampy Joe' or 'Creepy Joe,'" ... The president has settled, at least momentarily, on "Corrupt Joe."
Soon there will be "Uncontrolled Covid Joe," "Hydroxychloroquine Joe," "Russian Bounty Joe," "How could I lose TEXAS Joe," and "What do you mean I'm under arrest I'm the President Joe."
Marcus Aurelius:Trump is so bad at this, that he hasn't hit on "Sloppy Joe" yet.
That's low hanging fruit.
Mmmm, sloppy joes. Now I'm hungry dammit. Well I could offer a better one Slippy "The Toad" Joe. Granted how many people even remember Star Fox nowadays?
Political theater has a ceiling of support, and Trump is finding it. Meanwhile, slightly over half of American voters are looking for substance during a crisis. Hopefully it will be enough.
PsyLord:He's always been bad at it... low energy Jeb, little Marco Rubio, etc. Seriously, an 8 year old can think of better insults than Trump.
I dunno if he's "bad" at it. He uses the same three nicknames (sleepy/low-energy, corrupt/lyin', little/liddle) every time, and where the news used to lap that shiat up - "he's a pugilist!" - now they're suddenly noticing that it wasn't all that clever to begin with.
They're all "bad" at their jobs - and now they're telling on themselves in very different ways.
The description of his schoolyard nicknames as "brand equity" made me want to gnaw my own legs off.
That said, I would have gone with "Clueless Joe", but I'm not sure people would pick up the riff on "Shoeless Joe" Jackson. The Black Sox were 100 years ago. The movies about the Black Sox were thirty years ago.
koder:'Sleepy Joe' ... 'Swampy Joe' or 'Creepy Joe,'" ... The president has settled, at least momentarily, on "Corrupt Joe."
Soon there will be "Uncontrolled Covid Joe," "Hydroxychloroquine Joe," "Russian Bounty Joe," "How could I lose TEXAS Joe," and "What do you mean I'm under arrest I'm the President Joe."
"Covid Joe" sounds like a song by the Cherry Poppin Daddies.
That's low hanging fruit.
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Sam: So, what've you guys been working on so far, Coach?
Coach: Nicknames.
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Mean Nicknames Was Trump's Only Legit Skill, and Now He's Bad at That, Too
No, he's always been terrible at it. They don't rhyme, there's no alliteration or play on other phrases. They're random and nonsensical.
Marcus Aurelius: Trump is so bad at this, that he hasn't hit on "Sloppy Joe" yet.
That would have easily been his best one, to the point where I'd never believe he came up with it himself.
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Marcus Aurelius: Trump is so bad at this, that he hasn't hit on "Sloppy Joe" yet.
That's low hanging fruit.
Too much cross branding. Hearing that just makes me hungry for Sloppy Joe.
Who doesn't love Sloppy Joe? What kind of monster are you? You're Trump. He only likes hamberders.
/Do I have a future as a copy righter? [sic]
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Soon there will be "Uncontrolled Covid Joe," "Hydroxychloroquine Joe," "Russian Bounty Joe," "How could I lose TEXAS Joe," and "What do you mean I'm under arrest I'm the President Joe."
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/I hate Trump
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Marcus Aurelius: Trump is so bad at this, that he hasn't hit on "Sloppy Joe" yet.
That's low hanging fruit.
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That's just too mean, though.
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He'll want that when he comes begging for a pardon.
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CrosswordWithAPen: Perhaps he should practice calling Mr. Biden "sir."
He'll want that when he comes begging for a pardon.
Hopefully he has to call him "President-elect Biden" and "Mr. President" in the future.
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Marcus Aurelius: Trump is so bad at this, that he hasn't hit on "Sloppy Joe" yet.
That's low hanging fruit.
Mmmm, sloppy joes. Now I'm hungry dammit. Well I could offer a better one Slippy "The Toad" Joe. Granted how many people even remember Star Fox nowadays?
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biatchin' Badger
Bunker Badger
Sad Saturn
Sandlot Saturn
Baseball Badger
It is not as easy as you think!
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PsyLord: He's always been bad at it... low energy Jeb, little Marco Rubio, etc. Seriously, an 8 year old can think of better insults than Trump.
I dunno if he's "bad" at it. He uses the same three nicknames (sleepy/low-energy, corrupt/lyin', little/liddle) every time, and where the news used to lap that shiat up - "he's a pugilist!" - now they're suddenly noticing that it wasn't all that clever to begin with.
They're all "bad" at their jobs - and now they're telling on themselves in very different ways.
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CrosswordWithAPen: Perhaps he should practice calling Mr. Biden "sir."
He'll want that when he comes begging for a pardon.
I would suggest "Mr. President-elect" and after January 20,2021 change it to "Mr. President"
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That said, I would have gone with "Clueless Joe", but I'm not sure people would pick up the riff on "Shoeless Joe" Jackson. The Black Sox were 100 years ago. The movies about the Black Sox were thirty years ago.
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Now they're running ads trying to tie him to China.
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koder: 'Sleepy Joe' ... 'Swampy Joe' or 'Creepy Joe,'" ... The president has settled, at least momentarily, on "Corrupt Joe."
Soon there will be "Uncontrolled Covid Joe," "Hydroxychloroquine Joe," "Russian Bounty Joe," "How could I lose TEXAS Joe," and "What do you mean I'm under arrest I'm the President Joe."
"Covid Joe" sounds like a song by the Cherry Poppin Daddies.
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inglixthemad: CrosswordWithAPen: Perhaps he should practice calling Mr. Biden "sir."
He'll want that when he comes begging for a pardon.
Hopefully he has to call him "President-elect Biden" and "Mr. President" in the future.
shakes tiny Trump-sized fist at you!
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/Please die you useless orange fark.
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Seriously what hothouse flower wrote this piece.
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