whidbey: Fireworks ARE for dummies.Maybe the Earth will breathe a little better if there aren't clouds of smoke pouring up into the atmosphere so much this 4th.
I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: I hear fireworks in your bum can cure COVID-19.
dstanley: I watch this every year (NSFW)
studebaker hoch: Never handle a dud firework. I have seen rockets take flight half an hour after we lit the fuses and then got away from them when they misfired.Expect that all of the composition in any firework to explode like a big firecracker. If the firework instead does what it is supposed to do, that's great. But be ready for the one that doesn't, because sometimes they just explode like big firecrackers.You are more likely to damage your hearing than your vision but protect both.Never hold fireworks. If you must throw the things, tape them to a stick and huck like a Chinese grenade.blah blah