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  • Playoff beard
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    ACTIVATE!
  • I'm conflicted;  if hockey players start getting sick I'll feel pretty bad for watching at all. OTOH, Go Pens!

    See ya later!
  • BUT THE LIQUOR STORE DOESN'T OPEN RIGHT UNTIL PUCK DROP!!!

    GAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
  • Rev.K: BUT THE LIQUOR STORE DOESN'T OPEN RIGHT UNTIL PUCK DROP!!!

    GAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!


    What the hell kind of backwards hellscape do you live in?

    *checks profile*

    Calgary?  You poor bastard.  I bet the city plays this song on a loop over loudspeakers 24/7 too:

    Hello Calgary (Female Vocal)
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  • Polish Hussar: Calgary?  You poor bastard.  I bet the city plays this song on a loop over loudspeakers 24/7 too:


    LOL.

    Well played.
  • I lost someone close to me a few months ago who was a huge Rangers fan. While I'm for the Blue Jackets, I'm wearing this for their memory

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  • And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

    1.       Lame headline from ESPN, greenlit the night before.
    2.       Johnny Sex.
    3.       Hating on Bergman.
    4.       SOON.jpg
    5.       Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
    6.       Quarantine/Self-isolate yourself, Pierre.
    7.       Shut Up, Milbury.
    8.       Too Much Man.
    9.       Intermission GIF Party.
    10.   Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
    11.   Danger Zone.
    12.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
    13.   Game On.
    14.   Goonjuice.
    15.   Bonus Hockey.
    16.   Gredunza.
    17.   TIED.
    18.   UNTIED.
    19.   Damn early/late starts.
    20.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
    21.   Mastodon.
    22.   "The play is under review."
    23.   Reviewitorium.gif
    24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
    25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
    26.   Pics of Dinner.
    27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
    28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
    29.   Handbags.
    30.   Glass Pounders.
    31.   {Team} because {Player}
    32.   Mocking Canadians.
    33.   Mocking Americans.
    34.   Fark Cancer.
    35.   Fark COVID.
    36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
    37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
    38.   Elliotte Friedman's beard.
    39.   TING!
    40.   Long Change:  DRINK!
    41.   DAGGER!
    42.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
    43.   Slash GIF.
    44.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
    45.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
    46.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
    47.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
    48.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
    49.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
    50.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
    51.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
    52.   Annoying Leafs fans
    53.   ITG Bruins Fans
    54.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
    55.   Trolling for Penguins fans
    56.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
    57.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
    58.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
    59.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
    60.   STFU about advanced stats
    61.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
    62.   Atlantic Division complaining
    63.   Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
    64.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
    65.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
    66.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
    67.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
    68.   The Docisms of Doc Emrick
    69.   (Goalies name here) says NO!
  • Blue Rodeo "New Morning Sun" Hockey Night In Canada Opening
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  • buckeyebrain: 5. Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg


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  • I'm just here for the Johnny Sex. My Buds don't play 'til tomorrow..
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  • Two things:
    1.  With the league restricting everyone to two bubbles, how are they handling the EBUG?
    2.  The best of 5 series are being played under normal playoff "you play until someone scores" overtime rules, but the round robin between the top seeds is being played under regular season bonus hockey rules, correct?
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    sno man: I'm just here for the Johnny Sex. My Buds don't play 'til tomorrow..
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    _/Hat tip to whichever Farker originally made this gif.  Was it you, sno man?
  • sno man: I'm just here for the Johnny Sex. My Buds don't play 'til tomorrow..
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    It makes me happy to see that my screen cap of the screwup on the guide on Cox has spawned so much.
  • Polish Hussar: Chimpy McSquirrel: [Fark user image 850x478]

    sno man: I'm just here for the Johnny Sex. My Buds don't play 'til tomorrow..
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    _/Hat tip to whichever Farker originally made this gif.  Was it you, sno man?


    yup, that was me.
  • Fark Bergman.

    Go Caps (tomorrow)
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    I'm ready. Let's do this.
  • Polish Hussar: Two things:
    1.  With the league restricting everyone to two bubbles, how are they handling the EBUG?
    2.  The best of 5 series are being played under normal playoff "you play until someone scores" overtime rules, but the round robin between the top seeds is being played under regular season bonus hockey rules, correct?


    #2 that is correct, complete with loser point. if teams are tied in points after the three games, then the first and only tiebreaker is regular season standing.
    #1 I believe all teams have brought at least three goalies into the bubble, and they were allowed to bring four, so they already have their own emergency goalie.
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