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The NBA is now a 'no hug' zone thanks to the coronavirus. This is what happens when you cross over into the red zone

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NBA bans hugging to curb COVID spread in sport featuring constant physical contact

The NBA is implementing NO TOUCHING!

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2021-01-13 02:26:36 PM

Male PA Announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female PA Announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male PA Announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female PA Announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male PA Announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female PA Announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male PA Announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shiat again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female PA Announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male PA Announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do. If its done safely, therapeutically, there's no danger involved.

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FrancoFile

2021-01-13 04:24:46 PM

Yeah, and all of them muttered "no homo" under their breath when they hugged.

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Dick Gozinya

2021-01-13 05:08:18 PM

Big deal. Call me when they're on the highway to the Danger Zone.

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rjakobi

2021-01-13 05:45:18 PM

It's actually refreshing to think that despite the pandemic that not as many people have turned into psychotic OCD germophobes as we originally thought.

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ThatGuyFromTheInternet

2021-01-13 05:49:32 PM

Man, their sexual harassment rules are tough!

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2021-01-13 06:54:50 PM

NBA players get sweat on each other about 20x more than NFL players.

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Pfighting Polish

2021-01-13 07:23:22 PM

Done in one.

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Shakes999

2021-01-13 08:37:50 PM

STOP LINKING ZOMBIE DEADSPIN YOU ASSHOLES

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phishrace

2021-01-13 08:48:54 PM

That's easy. The hard part is going to be the new no guests in the hotel rooms when on the road rule. Relatives or otherwise.

There's going to be a lot more hookers applying for the PPP program.

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