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  • Male PA Announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
    Female PA Announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
    Male PA Announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
    Female PA Announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
    Male PA Announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
    Female PA Announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
    Male PA Announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shiat again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
    Female PA Announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
    Male PA Announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do. If its done safely, therapeutically, there's no danger involved.
  • Yeah, and all of them muttered "no homo" under their breath when they hugged.
  • Big deal. Call me when they're on the highway to the Danger Zone.
  • It's actually refreshing to think that despite the pandemic that not as many people have turned into psychotic OCD germophobes as we originally thought.
  • Man, their sexual harassment rules are tough!
  • NBA players get sweat on each other about 20x more than NFL players.
  • STOP LINKING ZOMBIE DEADSPIN YOU ASSHOLES
  • That's easy. The hard part is going to be the new no guests in the hotel rooms when on the road rule. Relatives or otherwise.

    There's going to be a lot more hookers applying for the PPP program.
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