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*no pun intended
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CSB: One time when I was having a little sexy time with the GF, I wanted to make sure I was as clean as I could be for the occasion. Unfortunately for me, it was a little humid that day, and the stupid 'ultra soft' TP kept falling apart during use. I thought I had gotten all the little ripped pieces out, and came back out to continue happyfuntime. As I was sauntering back to the bed, a leftover pocket of air slipped out, and *poof* - confetti!
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I Ate Shergar: Too much? It's not enough. Where is the toilet that analyses* your deposits and informs you of any changes to your diet that may be necessary?
*no pun intended
Toto debuted one at CES today that does just that. Should be out in about 3 years.
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TMI, smart terlet, TMI!!
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Wanebo: I Ate Shergar: Too much? It's not enough. Where is the toilet that analyses* your deposits and informs you of any changes to your diet that may be necessary?
*no pun intended
Toto debuted one at CES today that does just that. Should be out in about 3 years.
So they bless the rains in your lap area?
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My hotel room in Taipei had one, and the remote control had at least a dozen preprogrammed wash and dry cycles, including a massaging thingie.
Four hours later, I felt like I needed go go out for a cigarette, even though I don't smoke.
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PainInTheASP: Bidets are incredibly underrated. That being said, I have never seen a toilet/bidet combo or attachment that didn't look like an absolute horror show to clean.
Wait? You're supposed to clean toilets? I just try to pee as hard as I can at whatever stain is most apparent.
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Only if it doesn't work at all when the power is out...
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They are stupid pricy here in the U.S. but I'm close to buying one
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eurotrader: Did stubby put the small fridge in the bathroom and is now looking for a way to wash up to eat without getting up?
And a built in microwave.?
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netizencain: They are stupid pricy here in the U.S. but I'm close to buying one
Costco usually has the Brondell brand ones with a separate remote, activated charcoal filter, water heating, seat heating, and a couple wash/dry options for around $350.. Much better than the $1200 Toto that doesn't do a whole lot more.
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netizencain: I spend months in Korea each year. I always have an apartment or hotel room that has a full digital bidet toilet seat. If I wiped poop on your arm, you wouldn't just wipe it with some paper, would you? Nope, spray nozzle of warm, warm water. Coming back to America is like living in a zoo with their toilet paper.
They are stupid pricy here in the U.S. but I'm close to buying one
Always wanted one. Put one in at the beginning of the TP shortage. When i eventually go back to work, the thing i will miss most is my toilet.
TP is barbarism.
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