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The pandemic coupled with the bad economies is prompting more coupling at the park

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Champlin police: Please stop having sex in parking lots

Major buzzkill.

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I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise

2021-01-13 09:36:32 PM

If you're in Champlin and hankering for a bit of afternoon delight, find a more appropriate setting than a parking lot.

I'm not seeing solutions, Officer Irish (problematic, Central Casting).

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Monty_Zoncolan

2021-01-13 09:37:54 PM

I think they call that "dogging" in England... not sure tho, I don't click those links.

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2021-01-13 11:51:39 PM

Monty_Zoncolan: I think they call that "dogging" in England... not sure tho, I don't click those links.

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Monty_Zoncolan

2021-01-14 12:36:18 AM

So yeah, loved it, but learned nothing... except the horse thing and the butt stuff

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fragMasterFlash

2021-01-14 03:31:50 AM

Dibs on the Burger King bathroom.

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sinko swimo

2021-01-14 03:52:11 AM

had too many youthful indiscreet remote location moments ruined. will never understand the mindset of a man who goes out of his way to embarrass a couple. that's truly sick.

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Cafe Threads

2021-01-14 04:01:04 AM

Park as in car park?

Meh.

Let me know when picnics are being interrupted.

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phishrace

2021-01-14 04:16:18 AM

I saw Subby's mom in the parking lot at the dollar store earlier tonight.

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psychosis_inducing

2021-01-14 04:19:52 AM

sinko swimo: had too many youthful indiscreet remote location moments ruined. will never understand the mindset of a man who goes out of his way to embarrass a couple. that's truly sick.

To them it's a moral crusade.

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Bukharin

2021-01-14 05:20:32 AM

The first time I went to Portugal, well over 20 years ago now, things were still very old world there. The economy was poor so a lot of unmarried grown men still lived with their mothers. Walking through the park between twilight and when the cafes closed you saw a lot of sex acts.The police, and I presume the church as well, just weren't paid enough to bother.

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ghostfacekillahrabbit

2021-01-14 06:48:09 AM

If anyone read the article, was there an actual Officer Irish?

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UncleDirtNap

2021-01-14 08:05:30 AM

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New Rising Sun

2021-01-14 08:14:41 AM

"We would like to pass along a friendly reminder to everyone looking for some alone time with a sweetheart to please avoid any romantic entanglement in busy parking lots during normal business hours,"

What I'm hearing here is non-busy parking lots and parking lots outside normal business hours are a-okay.

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thealgorerhythm

2021-01-14 08:17:12 AM

sinko swimo: had too many youthful indiscreet remote location moments ruined. will never understand the mindset of a man who goes out of his way to embarrass a couple. that's truly sick.

Must not have been too remote

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the_rhino

2021-01-14 08:34:53 AM

fragMasterFlash: Dibs on the Burger King bathroom.

Can you nose tickle my rear?

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