Devolving_Spud: I will not post a corny joke.[Fark user image 480x262] [View Full Size image _x_]I will stand defiantly against Subby in order to uphold the dignity of Fark.
Monkey2: Here's one for you old Farkers:Two kingdoms are at war, the war has raged on for years and one of the kings is tired of it. He sends his bravest knight to negotiate peace, there is only one bridge connecting the two kingdoms and as the knight begins to cross it a huge yellow hand rises up from the river and crushes him. The king, wondering why he hasn't heard anything, sends his second bravest knight. When that knight tries to cross the bridge the huge yellow hand crushes him as well.After a while the king has run out of knights. So, he sends his page. When the page gets to the bridge and the huge yellow hand pops out of the water he jumps left to avoid it. Then he jumps right to avoid it again. Over and over until he makes it across the bridge and is able to negotiate peace with the other king.Moral of the story? Let your pages do the walking through the yellow fingers.