#1 - Followed ringleader, wanted to be cop since 1st grade, voted Buzzkill Narc in high school
#2 - Ringleader, disappointed Trump wasn't declared king and there are still dark skinned people in 'his' state, didn't know photoshop had a spell check feature and made several spelling errors on fake vaccine cards
#3 - Ninth generation Vermonter cop, like father before him was there for the chicks, drug dealer cash and pension, also expected there to be less police work in the police. Mind numbing accent if not from there.
So, do we need a "reset the clock" meme for the next ACAB story to break? I suspect we'd be using it every day.
/Kinda miss the good old days when the local paper was thick and stories like this were rare. With the Internet, we can find a similar story in every state on every day.
"...the alleged criminal conduct from these troopers does not represent the values and actions of the dedicated men and women of the Vermont State Police," Oh, but it does. It always does.
The guy on the right looks like a cartoon character done in 3D. The left side looks like half the skinheads I went to school with. The one in the middle though...ye gods...if the first words out of his mouth in the morning aren't "Where's my farking meth pipe?" I'd be very surprised.
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vudukungfu: Vermont does not tolerate shenanigans in the police
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Thank you.
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/just kidding, they'll get jobs in another state
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#2 - Ringleader, disappointed Trump wasn't declared king and there are still dark skinned people in 'his' state, didn't know photoshop had a spell check feature and made several spelling errors on fake vaccine cards
#3 - Ninth generation Vermonter cop, like father before him was there for the chicks, drug dealer cash and pension, also expected there to be less police work in the police. Mind numbing accent if not from there.
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/Kinda miss the good old days when the local paper was thick and stories like this were rare. With the Internet, we can find a similar story in every state on every day.
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Oh, but it does. It always does.
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Player character generation for this game looks pretty shiatty.
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SoundOfOneHandWanking: This is worth throwing away a career?
/just kidding, they'll get jobs in another state
Ayuh.
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omg bbq: [Fark user image 425x283]
Player character generation for this game looks pretty shiatty.
What are you talking about? Those are great representations of the Bone Head, Schitt Head, and Dick Head archetypes.
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/I'm not going to
//not me
///nope
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Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: [Fark user image 376x375]
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Son kind of looks like Jose Canseco. Is that his twin Ozzie?
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Do you suppose the apples that we can't see at the bottom of the barrel are better than the ones that are exposed when we take the lid off?
Do we really have to scrape the bottom of the barrel to find out?
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Friends don't let friends 'roid out like that.
At least ask around at the gym to learn to do it right.
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