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PPC Candidate Is A 'Semen Retention Soldier' Who Teaches Men How To Have 'Full Balls' And Breathes Through His Nuts - Dean Blundell's Sports, News, Podcast Network

I don't know if Nakula Das or Nicholas Pereira are running for federal office but they appear to be the same guy. He's running for federal office in New Brunswick for the PPC. His day job? He's a semen retention expert whose life goal is to help men retain their semen for mind-blowing sex. This...

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aleister_greynight

2021-09-07 07:48:20 PM

PPC Candidate Is A 'Semen Retention Soldier'

I think "The Blue Ball Brigade" has a ring to it.

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ruudbob

2021-09-07 08:04:05 PM

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The Googles Do Nothing

2021-09-07 08:27:14 PM

ruudbob: [Fark user image 850x514]

Trojans are always a good defense against full balls.

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The Googles Do Nothing

2021-09-07 08:55:44 PM

I also can't read the headline without reading it in Agnes Skinner's voice.

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Benevolent Misanthrope

2021-09-07 08:56:41 PM

That's what I like about the PPC party. I'll never vote for them but at least they're an entertaining bunch of f*ckwits who LOVE running weirdos in ridings they have no chance of winning.

Yeah, the PPC is Canada's answer to the Libertarians. They are just as f*cking hilarious, too.

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aleister_greynight

2021-09-07 09:07:00 PM

Do any of you have alveoli in your balls? Do you have to breathe through your anus for this to work?

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Miss5280

2021-09-07 09:08:40 PM

Do "full balls" cause men to pay attention to clitorises? Otherwise, meh.

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khitsicker

2021-09-07 10:08:24 PM

Team America - I like balls

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beerrun

2021-09-07 10:20:34 PM

Bollocks!

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koder

2021-09-07 10:23:15 PM

Right now the world needs more men with FULL BALLS

Pretty sure the root of the shiatter 30% of the population is people with "involuntarily" full balls.

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neongoats

2021-09-07 10:28:25 PM

LMAOOOOOO what's his front-page-only fark right winger handle?

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zerkalo

2021-09-07 10:28:52 PM

Website blocked due to trojan

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Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo

2021-09-07 10:30:32 PM

aleister_greynight: Do any of you have alveoli in your balls? Do you have to breathe through your anus for this to work?

[Fark user image 661x249]

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Fart_Machine

2021-09-07 10:30:59 PM

WTF is this shait?

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HerptheDerp

2021-09-07 10:31:42 PM

ruudbob: [Fark user image 850x514]

Same, this link is bad

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UncleDirtNap

2021-09-07 10:32:42 PM

For some reason I read that headline in this guy's voice.

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Fart_Machine

2021-09-07 10:34:27 PM

So does that mean he's coming in last?

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born_yesterday

2021-09-07 10:34:43 PM

I just groomed the wookie but ill see whar I can do tomorrow

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jim32rr

2021-09-07 10:35:20 PM

koder: Right now the world needs more men with FULL BALLS

Pretty sure the root of the shiatter 30% of the population is people with "involuntarily" full balls.

C'mon go easy in yourself, there is someone out there for you. Make sure you have cash with you at all times, all times

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RasIanI

2021-09-07 10:35:54 PM

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hugadarn

2021-09-07 10:36:18 PM

I guess I'm weird, I've never run out. Just keep makin more.

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Boo_Guy

2021-09-07 10:36:35 PM

PPC is full of weirdos? You don't say!

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Buttforce

2021-09-07 10:36:46 PM

As an actual space wizard, I feel it is my responsibility to inform you all that the secret to immortality is actually to nut as often as possible. Ten times a day will slow the decay of your mortal coil by half, for man is poisoned by the spiritual putrefaction of his vital essence.

I also highly recommend the usage of j/o crystals, which I so happen to be selling for $300 a pop. Pop! Ha ha.

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derpes_simplex

2021-09-07 10:37:10 PM

koder: Right now the world needs more men with FULL BALLS

Pretty sure the root of the shiatter 30% of the population is people with "involuntarily" full balls.

Come again?

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RasIanI

2021-09-07 10:38:10 PM

Miss5280: Do "full balls" cause men to pay attention to clitorises? Otherwise, meh.

Well, you certainly have their attention in that moment.

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