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  • You can't drift an oil truck, buddy.
  • A preliminary investigation determined the truck had a defect in its braking system at the time of the crash, according to state police.

    While it might have had one or more faulty brakes, the biggest defect was the nut holding the steering wheel.
  • I've heard experts state that the accident caused nearly $2,500,000 in improvements to Revere-by-the-Sea.
  • "Goddamit, I missed the turn for The Squire strip club again!"
  • That's a dangerous spot to stop the car
  • skinink: "Goddamit, I missed the turn for The Squire strip club again!"


    Was Mo Vaughn the driver?
  • "The truck has since been taken out of service to undergo repairs."

    Yeah, no it's not.  It's going to be written off as a wreck and sent off for dismantling, but only after whoever serviced the truck and/or passed it's inspection gets put through the wringer.
  • Do not, I repeat DO NOT GIS "Brown Circle Rotary".
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    skinink: "Goddamit, I missed the turn for The Squire strip club again!"


    I used to work in a nearby supermarket in my late teens and early 20s (circa early 2000s). One of my coworkers was a middle aged man who would always ask me to come with him to the Squire after work. In the late afternoon! I thought that was the saddest thing ever
  • skinink: "Goddamit, I missed the turn for The Squire strip club again!"


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  • OtherLittleGuy: skinink: "Goddamit, I missed the turn for The Squire strip club again!"

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    Well ever since they closed the Golden
    Banana up Route 1, it is no surprise this was gonna happen someday
  • I hope the driver was wearing brown pants.
  • TeddyRooseveltsMustache: You can't drift an oil truck, buddy.


    Not with THAT attitude you can't, mister.
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    Wow, I haven't thought of the Squire for decades.....

    Yeah, said truck went far, far too fast into that rotary. Also it's a genuinely crappy rotary in a crappy part of well. All of Revere is crappy, so it's really not saying much. 

    /real connoisseurs hit up the Glass Slipper
  • Jus waak away buddy.  Keep on wakkin.  We got it takin cayih of heya.

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