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  • Third time's a charm on this story, huh?
  • olrasputin: Third time's a charm on this story, huh?


    Gives us Farkers the opportunity to break out all the old memes all over again.

    And I've got that ARG right here:
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  • There was this eater in ARG, who killed their buffay.

    My pary are with the restrent. I am truely sorry for their lots.
  • olrasputin: Third time's a charm on this story, huh?


    Nope. At least four and I haven't been on fark much lately.
  • You know what I like about this story?

    In any thread about an American doing anything buffet related we'd see a deluge of people going "blah blah Americans are such fat farks, buffets are disgusting, you're all disgusting"

    But we aren't doing that in any of these threads.

    /I miss buffets.
  • Smackledorfer: You know what I like about this story?

    In any thread about an American doing anything buffet related we'd see a deluge of people going "blah blah Americans are such fat farks, buffets are disgusting, you're all disgusting"

    But we aren't doing that in any of these threads.

    /I miss buffets.


    Except dude in TFA is utilizing social media and doing this at least semi-professionally. Similar to competitive eaters, which we also don't apply the fat American stereotypes to.

    This guy realizes what he's doing is farking ridiculous and is trying to leverage that to make money.

    For Earl in Bumblefark, Tennessee, this kind of overindulgence is called "a regular Tuesday".
  • olrasputin: Smackledorfer: You know what I like about this story?

    In any thread about an American doing anything buffet related we'd see a deluge of people going "blah blah Americans are such fat farks, buffets are disgusting, you're all disgusting"

    But we aren't doing that in any of these threads.

    /I miss buffets.

    Except dude in TFA is utilizing social media and doing this at least semi-professionally. Similar to competitive eaters, which we also don't apply the fat American stereotypes to.

    This guy realizes what he's doing is farking ridiculous and is trying to leverage that to make money.

    For Earl in Bumblefark, Tennessee, this kind of overindulgence is called "a regular Tuesday".


    The second it said "professional streamer" I went from on his side to on the restaurant's side. F*ck streamers and a society that enables 'em.
  • Mukbangs.

    My new word of the day.

    Some friends of mine claim that a former (300+ lbs.) city board member was banned from all of the Western Sizzlin buffets in the area.
  • dryknife: Mukbangs.

    My new word of the day.

    Some friends of mine claim that a former (300+ lbs.) city board member was banned from all of the Western Sizzlin buffets in the area.


    Those mukbang videos are farking gross, and i don't know why anyone would purposely watch them.  I can watch something absurd like back when LA beast would try to eat 60 packs of reese cups or whatever, but at least in his case he is a really entertaining man saying really funny things and generally failing at whatever silly thing he comes up with.

    The videos where one person just eats a giant spread of food and looks sick, those can only apply to people with feeder fetishes or something.
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