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But those seem much more personality than attractiveness
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8 inches? Oh, until they feel a barrier?
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/"You have a penis-shaped hairy mole on your ass? Wow! Love that for you!"
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/I'm a filthy animal
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So why do old men in the grocery store keep trying to chat me up? Last week one walked me to my truck. WTF, leave me alone. I don't shop before 8:00 am because I love people. I shop that early so I don't have to deal with anyone.
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Gramma: I'm not good looking and I'm none of those things that make people attractive. Mostly I hate everyone.
So why do old men in the grocery store keep trying to chat me up? Last week one walked me to my truck. WTF, leave me alone. I don't shop before 8:00 am because I love people. I shop that early so I don't have to deal with anyone.
It's them biscuits
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Gramma: I'm not good looking and I'm none of those things that make people attractive. Mostly I hate everyone.
So why do old men in the grocery store keep trying to chat me up? Last week one walked me to my truck. WTF, leave me alone. I don't shop before 8:00 am because I love people. I shop that early so I don't have to deal with anyone.
Username definitely checks out. At least regarding my grandmothers.
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Technically, yes. People tend to physically push me away at times, reducing that intimacy zone to literally zero.
2. People are happy around you
Does that include laughing while pointing at me?
3. People find opportunities to bond with you through touch.
See #1.
4. People get lost in your eyes.
I guess so? I mean, they've been described as "lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes," so I guess they've been paying attention.
5. People tell you you have a 'good vibe'
Indeed they have! They often tell me Hitachi makes the best, so I made a good choice in that
6. You're genuinely interested in other people
DAMNIT. So close.
Ah well, my score is 5/6 anyway...
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eKonk: 1. People breach your intimacy zone.
Technically, yes. People tend to physically push me away at times, reducing that intimacy zone to literally zero.
2. People are happy around you
Does that include laughing while pointing at me?
3. People find opportunities to bond with you through touch.
See #1.
4. People get lost in your eyes.
I guess so? I mean, they've been described as "lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes," so I guess they've been paying attention.
5. People tell you you have a 'good vibe'
Indeed they have! They often tell me Hitachi makes the best, so I made a good choice in that
6. You're genuinely interested in other people
DAMNIT. So close.
Ah well, my score is 5/6 anyway...
You are a shark, right?
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That's not why we hate you.
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Badmoodman: What's the intimacy zone? 8 inches from you.
8 inches? Oh, until they feel a barrier?
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I call that "my curb feeler"
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People creep on you and invade your personal space to an uncomfortable level.
2. People are happy around you ... and don't care if you're happy so long as you're entertaining them.
3. People find opportunities to bond with you through touch.
People touch you even if you don't like it. Some will find ways to almost touch you inappropriately, but with just enough plausible deniability that your argument is invalid.
4. People get lost in your eyes.
Unless you wear glasses.
5. People tell you you have a 'good vibe' - I know how to behave in social situations. Give me a trophy, then. Don't reward me by farking touching me.
6. You're genuinely interested in other people. Often true. They are rarely genuinely interested in you.
I'm not a Manic Pixie Dream Girl. I'm a Depressed Goblin Nightmare Person.
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I can choose to stand next to anyone on the bus, with little distance between us, and 99% of people won't react negatively, if at all.
Sometimes, women message me first on Tinder.
Gay dudes' gazes linger a lot longer--a lot of men are unabashedly terrible when it comes to gawking/staring.
I'm not 'model' handsome, but I don't look like a gargoyle. I was a late bloomer, and it still takes getting used to in my mid-30s. "Pretty privilege" is a real thing, and I'm ambivalent--the cynic in me never knows who to trust.
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