Gramma: I'm not good looking and I'm none of those things that make people attractive. Mostly I hate everyone.So why do old men in the grocery store keep trying to chat me up? Last week one walked me to my truck. WTF, leave me alone. I don't shop before 8:00 am because I love people. I shop that early so I don't have to deal with anyone.
eKonk: 1. People breach your intimacy zone.Technically, yes. People tend to physically push me away at times, reducing that intimacy zone to literally zero.2. People are happy around youDoes that include laughing while pointing at me?3. People find opportunities to bond with you through touch.See #1.4. People get lost in your eyes.I guess so? I mean, they've been described as "lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes," so I guess they've been paying attention.5. People tell you you have a 'good vibe'Indeed they have! They often tell me Hitachi makes the best, so I made a good choice in that6. You're genuinely interested in other peopleDAMNIT. So close.Ah well, my score is 5/6 anyway...
Badmoodman: What's the intimacy zone? 8 inches from you.8 inches? Oh, until they feel a barrier?[Fark user image 500x375] [View Full Size image _x_]