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  • He is genuinely a super nice dude in real life.

    /CSB

    I worked at a liquor store John shopped at near his house. His preferred drinks are Coors light (for the bros), Rumpleminze (for the ladies), and a half gallon Johnny Walker blue label (for himself and inner group).

    /End CSB
  • In before "but but but he apologized to CHINA"

    He seems like a genuinely decent and very generous person.
  • I can't see him doing that
  • crustysandman: He is genuinely a super nice dude in real life.

    /CSB

    I worked at a liquor store John shopped at near his house. His preferred drinks are Coors light (for the bros), Rumpleminze (for the ladies), and a half gallon Johnny Walker blue label (for himself and inner group).

    /End CSB


    Everything I've read about him and seen with him, he seems genuine, nice and friendly. He's even got a good sense of humor (his new superhero show is great!). 

    I'm not a wrestling fan, like at all, but I have massive respect for the guy.
  • phimuskapsi: crustysandman: He is genuinely a super nice dude in real life.

    /CSB

    I worked at a liquor store John shopped at near his house. His preferred drinks are Coors light (for the bros), Rumpleminze (for the ladies), and a half gallon Johnny Walker blue label (for himself and inner group).

    /End CSB

    Everything I've read about him and seen with him, he seems genuine, nice and friendly. He's even got a good sense of humor (his new superhero show is great!). 

    I'm not a wrestling fan, like at all, but I have massive respect for the guy.


    Well, I am a wrestling person. John got most of his training here in Louisville, at Ohio Valley Wrestling, which at the time was the WWE's primary developmental league. He was extremely well respected here. Jim Cornette, the program's operator, announcer and booker (and part owner, with Danny Davis) always spoke extremely highly of him. Davis gave John the keys to the Ring Truck. No ring, no show, no money, so that showed early on he was a respectable person who wouldn't do stupid things. He was by far the leader of the class among the Contract talent, among people like Shelton Benjamin, Russ and Charlie Haas, Brock Lesnar, Dave Bautisa, and others. I will say I think others were even better (Rico Constantino and Nick Dinsmore, if not given incredibly stupid gimmicks, could have gotten more over) but John was top notch here.

    He's not perfect - he's done some dumb shat (burying the Nexus, a few bad backstage interactions, and never pushing to try being a bad guy), but nothing I'd call outside the pale. As lead characters go, it's a pretty much a dream. White meat baby face, clever, fast on the Mic, more that serviceable in the ring, at times brilliant, and will do what is requested.
  • I saw John Cena in a grocery store in Los Angeles a few years ago, I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

    He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

    I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

    I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

    When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Cena trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first."

    At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
  • Earthworm Jim Jones: I saw John Cena in a grocery store in Los Angeles a few years ago, I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

    He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

    I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

    I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

    When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Cena trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first."

    At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


    You sure that wasn't Juan Cena?
  • If John Cena plops his chiseled ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready.

    He BEEFS.

    He'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that backstage during the last Royal Rumble, he used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.
  • Earthworm Jim Jones: I saw John Cena in a grocery store in Los Angeles a few years ago, I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

    He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

    I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

    I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

    When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Cena trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first."

    At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


    Don't even get me started about grocery shopping and running into Stone Cold Steve Austin...
  • Representative of the unwashed masses: Earthworm Jim Jones: I saw John Cena in a grocery store in Los Angeles a few years ago, I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

    He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

    I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

    I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

    When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Cena trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first."

    At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

    Don't even get me started about grocery shopping and running into Stone Cold Steve Austin...


    Tell me you did NOT just say that
  • Representative of the unwashed masses: Earthworm Jim Jones: I saw John Cena in a grocery store in Los Angeles a few years ago, I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

    He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

    I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

    I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

    When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Cena trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first."

    At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

    Don't even get me started about grocery shopping and running into Stone Cold Steve Austin...



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  • Flappyhead: Earthworm Jim Jones: I saw John Cena in a grocery store in Los Angeles a few years ago, I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

    He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

    I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

    I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

    When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Cena trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first."

    At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

    You sure that wasn't Juan Cena?


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    /Wait until he turns heel by hitting a Make A Wish kid with an AA.
  • Just shouting into the void but if people have never dealt with children with cancer, especially those that know there time is limited, these visits and trips and things that make a wish and the volunteers do is sometimes the last moment of happiness they have after a life of struggle, and a chance for the families to see joy in their kids a break from the battle.  I have seen it first hand and no matter what anyone thinks of him these moments matter even if they are just moments.
  • Dick Gozinya: If John Cena plops his chiseled ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready.

    He BEEFS.

    He'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that backstage during the last Royal Rumble, he used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.


    Are you sure that's not Randy Orton?
  • Yeah, I met John Cena in 2012 in Memphis, Tennessee. I walkin' down the street minding my own business, just walking on. Feelin' good. I walk around the corner, a man walk up, hit me in my chest, right. I fall on the ground, right. And I look up and it's John Cena. I said 'JOHN CENA?' and he said 'Ooops, I thought you were some body else.'
  • Representative of the unwashed masses: Earthworm Jim Jones: I saw John Cena in a grocery store in Los Angeles a few years ago, I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

    He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

    I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

    I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

    When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Cena trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first."

    At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

    Don't even get me started about grocery shopping and running into Stone Cold Steve Austin...


    What?!
  • EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Representative of the unwashed masses: Earthworm Jim Jones: I saw John Cena in a grocery store in Los Angeles a few years ago, I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

    He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

    I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

    I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

    When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Cena trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first."

    At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

    When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

    Don't even get me started about grocery shopping and running into Stone Cold Steve Austin...

    Tell me you did NOT just say that


    Shucky ducky quack quack.
  • One time I was behind John Cena at the DMV. They called his number, he yelled "my time is now", and he ran to the counter.  The lady ignored him completely and called the next number.  Apparently she didn't see him.

    /boooo
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