I been beardy since the Reagan (all pox be upon him) years, and I've tried many different styles along the way, some of them reprehensibly stupid, but mostly short.
Longest was after 8 months in hospital (all the rage at the time) and I ended up with nearly three hands worth of face floss. But, in spite of its grandeur, I looked like the Unabomber trying to eat a raccoon, so I had to mow myself back to pseudorespectishability.
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel:I been beardy since the Reagan (all pox be upon him) years, and I've tried many different styles along the way, some of them reprehensibly stupid, but mostly short.
Longest was after 8 months in hospital (all the rage at the time) and I ended up with nearly three hands worth of face floss. But, in spite of its grandeur, I looked like the Unabomber trying to eat a raccoon, so I had to mow myself back to pseudorespectishability.
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Youse guys need to shave already. "Hobosexual" is no longer a thing.
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/Idjit.
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Great beard!
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I go with the Riker, thankyouverymuch.
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shpritz: My beard idol is still Travolta. Kelly Preston is still yummy.
Hate to break it to you, but Kelly Preston is some nasty goop and a skeleton by now.
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neongoats: Nah. That falls into the category of "could use beard oil and thus dumb" beards.
I go with the Riker, thankyouverymuch.
Creoena: Anything longer than the Riker needs to be shaved immediately.
Will or Tom?
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shpritz: My beard idol is still Travolta. Kelly Preston is still yummy.
Still? She's been dead for 2 years.
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stuhayes2010: shpritz: My beard idol is still Travolta. Kelly Preston is still yummy.
Still? She's been dead for 2 years.
If you're a cannibal I suppose the method of preservation and refrigeration could be deciding factors.
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Longest was after 8 months in hospital (all the rage at the time) and I ended up with nearly three hands worth of face floss. But, in spite of its grandeur, I looked like the Unabomber trying to eat a raccoon, so I had to mow myself back to pseudorespectishability.
And phark you, spellcheck, it is too a word.
Now I'm in grumpy professor mode. It fits.
Also, I heart Mister Malcolmsdad
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Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: I been beardy since the Reagan (all pox be upon him) years, and I've tried many different styles along the way, some of them reprehensibly stupid, but mostly short.
Longest was after 8 months in hospital (all the rage at the time) and I ended up with nearly three hands worth of face floss. But, in spite of its grandeur, I looked like the Unabomber trying to eat a raccoon, so I had to mow myself back to pseudorespectishability.
And phark you, spellcheck, it is too a word.
Now I'm in grumpy professor mode. It fits.
Also, I heart Mister Malcolmsdad
Username is terrifying.
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casey17: Not farking even.
Youse guys need to shave already. "Hobosexual" is no longer a thing.
Or? Or? People can look however they want because it's not about you.
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