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buckeyebrain: Nah, if it came to that, he'd do an Uncle Eli with the Chargers.
Nobody has committed a crime so bad that they deserve to be punished by becoming the Jets QB.
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The Internet™ says that is Texas' newest QB commit. I see no valid reason to conduct further research on the veracity of the various statements asserting it to be true due to it possibly getting in the way of laughing.
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Gubbo: buckeyebrain: Nah, if it came to that, he'd do an Uncle Eli with the Chargers.
Nobody has committed a crime so bad that they deserve to be punished by becoming the Jets QB.
Jeffery Dahmer and the NY Jets will eat the competition?
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The5thElement: In other news, every quarterback on the Texas Longhorns roster just entered the transfer portal.
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Quinn Ewers will be on the Tate Martell Plan.
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Ken VeryBigLiar: Three seasons at Texas getting smoked behind a terrible o-line? You sure he won't be thinking about cramming for the CPA exam instead?
We got some good recruits and he will bring more. We can let Ewers get the shiat kicked out of him and then kick the mullet aside for Arch (or Ewers excels and Arch transfers, either way, good problems to have),
Also, hahaha suck in Bama and Georgia.
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Incorrigible Astronaut: How much is he going to get in in NIL endorsements? $5m?
shiat his families already loaded enough our boosters probably didn't even have to break $1m of bribes.
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Myk-House of El: Now now, he could be Jacksonville's.
Nah. Cleveland will take him after he gets 30 massage therapists to file charges.
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OkieDookie: Myk-House of El: Now now, he could be Jacksonville's.
Nah. Cleveland will take him after he gets 30 massage therapists to file charges.
He's a Manning. It'd be 30 assistant athletic trainers.
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Myk-House of El: OkieDookie: Myk-House of El: Now now, he could be Jacksonville's.
Nah. Cleveland will take him after he gets 30 massage therapists to file charges.
He's a Manning. It'd be 30 assistant athletic trainers.
That much teabagging seems chafing.
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shroom: Hey now, Justin Fields should become available sooner than that.
It'll take a season or two after the Bears release him to dig him out of Solider Field.
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drunk_bouncnbaloruber: Reading this thread, I'm wondering...do people not know he still has one more year of HS?
You wouldn't know it from the media hype.
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drunk_bouncnbaloruber: Reading this thread, I'm wondering...do people not know he still has one more year of HS?
You do realize in texas we start having scouts in elementary school
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lilplatinum: drunk_bouncnbaloruber: Reading this thread, I'm wondering...do people not know he still has one more year of HS?
You do realize in texas we start having scouts in elementary school
Scouting an elementary school got Texas in the news recently.
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Incorrigible Astronaut: How much is he going to get in in NIL endorsements? $5m?
He seems pretty level headed from TFA for having such a famous family and it's not like he needs the money.
But would he turn down a few million if offered..? I sure as hell wouldn't.
YMMV and all...
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TheFoz: Incorrigible Astronaut: How much is he going to get in in NIL endorsements? $5m?
He seems pretty level headed from TFA for having such a famous family and it's not like he needs the money.
But would he turn down a few million if offered..? I sure as hell wouldn't.
YMMV and all...
Yeah. He doesn't need it at all, but as far as what he's worth to Texas football for three years and could earn with the new rules... it's going to test their limits.
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OkieDookie: lilplatinum: drunk_bouncnbaloruber: Reading this thread, I'm wondering...do people not know he still has one more year of HS?
You do realize in texas we start having scouts in elementary school
Scouting an elementary school got Texas in the news recently.
This guy has been being scouted since the day his mother found out she was having a boy.
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