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Semi-Nude Woman Arrested Outside of Lansdale Borough Hall, Claimed Snakes Ate Her Pants, Police Say

Gloria Harpel, 35, has been charged with indecent exposure and public drunkenness in connection with the incident.

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JessieL

2022-06-23 02:21:21 PM

My mother taught me to beware of trouser snakes.

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Walker

2022-06-23 02:51:51 PM

If I had a dollar.....

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jmr61

2022-06-23 02:52:25 PM

Worthless without pics.

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chewd

2022-06-23 02:56:05 PM

JessieL: My mother taught me to beware of trouser snakes.

Thread can close now.

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BitwiseShift

2022-06-23 02:56:06 PM

jmr61: Worthless without pics.

So $77. Let me just reach into my pants for my wallet. Ooops. Start a fans-only account, ride home in a limo in an hour. No free pics.

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bughunter

2022-06-23 02:58:47 PM

Sounds like a normal Saturday afternoon in Boulder, circa 1987.

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mybluemake

2022-06-23 02:59:21 PM

Everyfarkingtime.

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HotWingConspiracy

2022-06-23 02:59:46 PM

I like the "paper placemat at a diner" vibe for all of the ad banners.

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snarkherder

2022-06-23 03:01:51 PM

I am sick and tired of these monkeyfighting snakes eating my Monday-to-Friday pants!

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Creoena

2022-06-23 03:03:00 PM

The woman was identified from prior police contacts as 35-year-old Gloria Harpel.

Wait, there's someone named Gloria under the age of 60?

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Claude Ballse

2022-06-23 03:06:20 PM

Headline reads like a Tucker Max story.

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Walker

2022-06-23 03:08:17 PM

Creoena: The woman was identified from prior police contacts as 35-year-old Gloria Harpel.

Wait, there's someone named Gloria under the age of 60?

"She did WHAT???"

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bughunter

2022-06-23 03:09:19 PM

Creoena: The woman was identified from prior police contacts as 35-year-old Gloria Harpel.

Wait, there's someone named Gloria under the age of 60?

One of the smartest (and hottest) gals I work with is named Gloria.

She's about 45 now.

/she can design a nuclear reactor but refuses to learn how to calculate a tip

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chitownmike

2022-06-23 03:10:59 PM

chewd: JessieL: My mother taught me to beware of trouser snakes.

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Bluto's Big Speech - Animal House (9/10) Movie CLIP (1978) HD

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Squid_for_Brains

2022-06-23 03:11:23 PM

🎵 All the snakes crawl at night That's what they sayyyy
When the sun goes down Then your pants will payyyy
I watched that car pull right up to my driveway
Saw a shadow slip away from my house
So I hurried straight and looked in my room
And I found out that I'd lost my favorite trousers 🎵

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Prof. Frink

2022-06-23 03:15:08 PM

HotWingConspiracy: "paper placemat at a diner" vibe

Tonight, on a very special, adult episode of MacGyver.

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nytmare

2022-06-23 03:19:04 PM