"Wait. Turn the table so the wide side faces the camera. And 3 napkins under the glass. Take the 3 napkins and spread them evenly on the desk. Did you hold your breath when you took the cover off the glass? Turn the glass so the other side faces the camera. Put an extra napkin under the glass. Put 6 snicker bars in a circle around the glass. NO NO NO NO!!!!!! Leave them wrapped. Put 1 folded napkin on top of each snicker bar. And hold it in place with one of those umbrella tooth picks. Now put a number 7 pool ball on top of the glass. Too small? Then use a tennis ball but put a 7 on it.
I-K-Rumba:"Wait. Turn the table so the wide side faces the camera. And 3 napkins under the glass. Take the 3 napkins and spread them evenly on the desk. Did you hold your breath when you took the cover off the glass? Turn the glass so the other side faces the camera. Put an extra napkin under the glass. Put 6 snicker bars in a circle around the glass. NO NO NO NO!!!!!! Leave them wrapped. Put 1 folded napkin on top of each snicker bar. And hold it in place with one of those umbrella tooth picks. Now put a number 7 pool ball on top of the glass. Too small? Then use a tennis ball but put a 7 on it.
Big farking deal. You idiots think that this is somehow the only time that anyone doing an interview cared how it looked?
This doesn't come anywhere near being on the list of shiat Trump did that's worth talking about. And that's a looooooooooooooong list. Still doesn't have this stupid shiat on it.
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He must have water on the brain.
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He must have water on the brain.
Hydrocephalus?
That might explain somethings
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Pass.
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I-K-Rumba: "Wait. Turn the table so the wide side faces the camera. And 3 napkins under the glass. Take the 3 napkins and spread them evenly on the desk. Did you hold your breath when you took the cover off the glass? Turn the glass so the other side faces the camera. Put an extra napkin under the glass. Put 6 snicker bars in a circle around the glass. NO NO NO NO!!!!!! Leave them wrapped. Put 1 folded napkin on top of each snicker bar. And hold it in place with one of those umbrella tooth picks. Now put a number 7 pool ball on top of the glass. Too small? Then use a tennis ball but put a 7 on it.
So you were in the room, I take it?
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He BEAT Covid!
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Martian_Astronomer: "Watch TFG"
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wot he sed
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JFC
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Martian_Astronomer: "Watch TFG"
Pass.
Well, you say that, but I actually think you'll enjoy it.
It's basically the *chef's kiss* of being a weenie.
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Mad Scientist: The man's insufferable in every situation.
Eh. Shat on his face once. I'd eaten my Weetabix so there was a ... robustness ... to the transaction. He complained yet still gobble gobble
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This doesn't come anywhere near being on the list of shiat Trump did that's worth talking about. And that's a looooooooooooooong list. Still doesn't have this stupid shiat on it.
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meat0918: He's panting for air just sitting there.
JFC
Seriously, that's the main thing I noticed. That fool is in a constant state of breathlessness.
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PartTimeBuddha: Martian_Astronomer: "Watch TFG"
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Well, you say that, but I actually think you'll enjoy it.
It's basically the *chef's kiss* of being a weenie.
insufficient to make up for the fierce irritation he inevitably provokes
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