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/why yes I've already kicked myself in the nads for that comment
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https://deadline.com/2022/08/anne-heche-car-crash-los-angeles-1235086216/
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Lsherm: She's in the running with Sean Young to be the most batshiat woman in Hollywood. It's a shame, because according to Kevin Smith and his podcast, her anus is remarkable, if that's your thing. Like, they had a whole segment of a podcast called "Anne Heche's Butthole" for like two years.
You know how Fark doesn't let you edit comments?
She has burn wounds, and those can, and usually, turn fatal later. So let me edit my own post:
Anne Heche has a long history of mental illness, and my initial post was poorly considered and insensitive. I wish her all the best and hope she recovers. Burn wounds are not something to joke about, and I didn't know she had been burned earlier when I made a joke about her asshole.
It sounds like she crashed her car in one place and then deliberately crashed it again, so she's probably having an event. I feel for her.
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Wadded Beef: Yikes. I hope she recovers and gets the help she needs.
I hope she suffers for a few days and dies from her injuries.
F*CK drunk drivers!
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Lsherm: Lsherm: She's in the running with Sean Young to be the most batshiat woman in Hollywood. It's a shame, because according to Kevin Smith and his podcast, her anus is remarkable, if that's your thing. Like, they had a whole segment of a podcast called "Anne Heche's Butthole" for like two years.
You know how Fark doesn't let you edit comments?
She has burn wounds, and those can, and usually, turn fatal later. So let me edit my own post:
Anne Heche has a long history of mental illness, and my initial post was poorly considered and insensitive. I wish her all the best and hope she recovers. Burn wounds are not something to joke about, and I didn't know she had been burned earlier when I made a joke about her asshole.
It sounds like she crashed her car in one place and then deliberately crashed it again, so she's probably having an event. I feel for her.
There's no "event".
This is a pure and simple DUI. She crashed into the corner of a parking garage. Then, when residents of the condos tried to pull her out, she put it in reverse and sped away.
Then blew through a T intersection straight into a house. Deep into a house.
She was drunk!
And she deserves every moment of pain and hardship.
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Redh8t: Lsherm: Lsherm: She's in the running with Sean Young to be the most batshiat woman in Hollywood. It's a shame, because according to Kevin Smith and his podcast, her anus is remarkable, if that's your thing. Like, they had a whole segment of a podcast called "Anne Heche's Butthole" for like two years.
You know how Fark doesn't let you edit comments?
She has burn wounds, and those can, and usually, turn fatal later. So let me edit my own post:
Anne Heche has a long history of mental illness, and my initial post was poorly considered and insensitive. I wish her all the best and hope she recovers. Burn wounds are not something to joke about, and I didn't know she had been burned earlier when I made a joke about her asshole.
It sounds like she crashed her car in one place and then deliberately crashed it again, so she's probably having an event. I feel for her.
There's no "event".
This is a pure and simple DUI. She crashed into the corner of a parking garage. Then, when residents of the condos tried to pull her out, she put it in reverse and sped away.
Then blew through a T intersection straight into a house. Deep into a house.
She was drunk!
And she deserves every moment of pain and hardship.
I mean, that sounds like an "event"
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SpaceMonkey-66: Yep that looks like a bottle of vodka between the seats.
Sure does.close
Never change, Fark
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She broke up with Ellen DeGeneres, took some drugs, got naked, knocked on a strangers door and told them she was God and was there to take them away in her spaceship.
Oh man, you just know she is wild in the sack
/I gave up having alky girlfriends
//they get mean and self-destructive
///which drives me to drink
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KarmicDisaster: SpaceMonkey-66: Yep that looks like a bottle of vodka between the seats.
Sure does.
I think its Bacardi.
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Redh8t: Wadded Beef: Yikes. I hope she recovers and gets the help she needs.
I hope she suffers for a few days and dies from her injuries.
F*CK drunk drivers!
With you, fark em
Yet so preventable...
? | Intoxalock
An ignition interlock device, also frequently referred to as a car breathalyzer, ranges in cost between $70 and $150 for installation.
Why not each vehicke?
Blow. Or car doesn't start.
Lost too many from preventable shiat like Anne.
H
Ralph Nader advocated for seat belts, safety measure...
MADD doesn't or seagram's for that matter bc corporate.
I've been yelling this for years...sigh.
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ProfessorTerguson: Redh8t: Wadded Beef: Yikes. I hope she recovers and gets the help she needs.
I hope she suffers for a few days and dies from her injuries.
F*CK drunk drivers!
With you, fark em
Yet so preventable...
? | Intoxalock
An ignition interlock device, also frequently referred to as a car breathalyzer, ranges in cost between $70 and $150 for installation.
Why not each vehicke?
Blow. Or car doesn't start.
Lost too many from preventable shiat like Anne.
H
Ralph Nader advocated for seat belts, safety measure...
MADD doesn't or seagram's for that matter bc corporate.
I've been yelling this for years...sigh.
200 bucks for it, and she'd be on a curb, waiting to sober up...
driving is a privilege
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Lsherm: Redh8t: Lsherm: Lsherm: She's in the running with Sean Young to be the most batshiat woman in Hollywood. It's a shame, because according to Kevin Smith and his podcast, her anus is remarkable, if that's your thing. Like, they had a whole segment of a podcast called "Anne Heche's Butthole" for like two years.
You know how Fark doesn't let you edit comments?
She has burn wounds, and those can, and usually, turn fatal later. So let me edit my own post:
Anne Heche has a long history of mental illness, and my initial post was poorly considered and insensitive. I wish her all the best and hope she recovers. Burn wounds are not something to joke about, and I didn't know she had been burned earlier when I made a joke about her asshole.
It sounds like she crashed her car in one place and then deliberately crashed it again, so she's probably having an event. I feel for her.
There's no "event".
This is a pure and simple DUI. She crashed into the corner of a parking garage. Then, when residents of the condos tried to pull her out, she put it in reverse and sped away.
Then blew through a T intersection straight into a house. Deep into a house.
She was drunk!
And she deserves every moment of pain and hardship.
I mean, that sounds like an "event"
No.
An "event" is usually construed to imply some sort of mental health issue. Such as manic depressive or Schizoaffective disorder.
Far too many celebrities use the term to justify a DUI.
I call shenanigans!
She was drunk.
She crashed her car trying to take a simple corner. And when confronted, she fled. And then at a high speed plowed through an intersection and deep into a house.
/I have no patience for DUI's
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Redh8t: Lsherm: Lsherm: She's in the running with Sean Young to be the most batshiat woman in Hollywood. It's a shame, because according to Kevin Smith and his podcast, her anus is remarkable, if that's your thing. Like, they had a whole segment of a podcast called "Anne Heche's Butthole" for like two years.
You know how Fark doesn't let you edit comments?
She has burn wounds, and those can, and usually, turn fatal later. So let me edit my own post:
Anne Heche has a long history of mental illness, and my initial post was poorly considered and insensitive. I wish her all the best and hope she recovers. Burn wounds are not something to joke about, and I didn't know she had been burned earlier when I made a joke about her asshole.
It sounds like she crashed her car in one place and then deliberately crashed it again, so she's probably having an event. I feel for her.
There's no "event".
This is a pure and simple DUI. She crashed into the corner of a parking garage. Then, when residents of the condos tried to pull her out, she put it in reverse and sped away.
Then blew through a T intersection straight into a house. Deep into a house.
She was drunk!
And she deserves every moment of pain and hardship.
Mental illness magnified by being very drunk.
Hope she makes it and sorts out her life.
And I'm glad she didn't kill someone during this episode.
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Redh8t: I call shenanigans!
She was drunk.
She crashed her car trying to take a simple corner. And when confronted, she fled. And then at a high speed plowed through an intersection and deep into a house.
/I have no patience for DUI's
That's all fair, but she fled and then drove straight into a house. In the middle of the day. Then after a fire rescue she tried to crawl out of the the EMT carriage.
That's not a normal DUI. That's someone losing it. Maybe a suicide attempt.
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Ann Heche is a sympathetic victim of an uncaring society.
Don't ever change, Fark
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Trik: Redh8t: Lsherm: Lsherm: She's in the running with Sean Young to be the most batshiat woman in Hollywood. It's a shame, because according to Kevin Smith and his podcast, her anus is remarkable, if that's your thing. Like, they had a whole segment of a podcast called "Anne Heche's Butthole" for like two years.
You know how Fark doesn't let you edit comments?
She has burn wounds, and those can, and usually, turn fatal later. So let me edit my own post:
Anne Heche has a long history of mental illness, and my initial post was poorly considered and insensitive. I wish her all the best and hope she recovers. Burn wounds are not something to joke about, and I didn't know she had been burned earlier when I made a joke about her asshole.
It sounds like she crashed her car in one place and then deliberately crashed it again, so she's probably having an event. I feel for her.
There's no "event".
This is a pure and simple DUI. She crashed into the corner of a parking garage. Then, when residents of the condos tried to pull her out, she put it in reverse and sped away.
Then blew through a T intersection straight into a house. Deep into a house.
She was drunk!
And she deserves every moment of pain and hardship.
Mental illness magnified by being very drunk.
Hope she makes it and sorts out her life.
And I'm glad she didn't kill someone during this episode.
You're not often on the right side of things. But yeah. Mental illness isn't always something someone can control/help, even with professional help. And obviously booze doesn't help. So yeah, this sucks for her and I hope she can eventually make it out to the other side
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Stud Gerbil: Anyone else and Fark would be roasting her for endangering people and how drunk and reckless drivers are awful. But it's a celeb with a history of mental illness, so if you aren't understanding and wishing her the best you are literally Hitler.
Never change, Fark
only Hitler is literally Hitler.
you should look up the definition of "literally"
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Lsherm: Lsherm: She's in the running with Sean Young to be the most batshiat woman in Hollywood. It's a shame, because according to Kevin Smith and his podcast, her anus is remarkable, if that's your thing. Like, they had a whole segment of a podcast called "Anne Heche's Butthole" for like two years.
You know how Fark doesn't let you edit comments?
She has burn wounds, and those can, and usually, turn fatal later. So let me edit my own post:
Anne Heche has a long history of mental illness, and my initial post was poorly considered and insensitive. I wish her all the best and hope she recovers. Burn wounds are not something to joke about, and I didn't know she had been burned earlier when I made a joke about her asshole.
It sounds like she crashed her car in one place and then deliberately crashed it again, so she's probably having an event. I feel for her.
Depending on the font, burn and bum can be almost the same.
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the voice of raisin: Stud Gerbil: Anyone else and Fark would be roasting her for endangering people and how drunk and reckless drivers are awful. But it's a celeb with a history of mental illness, so if you aren't understanding and wishing her the best you are literally Hitler.
Never change, Fark
only Hitler is literally Hitler.
you should look up the definition of "literally"
My head literally explodes whenever someone misuses the word "literally"
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