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  • If I'm in a situation where I'm dodging a wrench, I hope someone called 911
  • I've dodged a wrench on the freeway once, 5N between laguna and el toro. 2 cars of crazy farks were throwing tools at each other, hammers, wrenches, screwdrivers, etc. One threw a wrench at the other. I dodged it in my car. Those farks were probably going 100.
  • That scene never ever fails to make me legit LOL. fark, I'm laughing just thinking about it.
  • I've had some good ones but not that good.
  • I dodged a wrench once, but it was close enough that I never insulted Gary's mom again (while he had something in hand)...
  • Broads hate being called wenches.  Knock that shiat off.
  • Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY!
  • I'm at the age where I have trouble dodging a piece of cottonwood floating down from the neighbor's yard.
  • If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!!
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