NatlParkService: Your chances of being hunted by a turkey are low, but never zero. 🏃🦃 Be careful out there. 🎥: Wild turkeys gobbling and tapping on a glass door. #Thanksgiving https://t.co/bCplfoGZ8d
FarkingChas: One time, I had one near my house. I think it must have escaped from somewhere that was raising it. It was not afraid of people at all. It would chase bicyclists and joggers and even cars. It would stand in the middle of the road and stop traffic. It's beak was right at my face height. I was afraid of it. They have a big, mean looking beak. Eventually it ran off to join a group of wild turkeys. Good riddance.
elvisaintdead: it's not so much the beak as it is a turkey's spurs -
janzee: Sometimes life is like a Gary Larson comic.