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  • Then who's been paying to have some iteration of Sexy Sauron in my trending list for the last few months?
  • Manfred J. Hattan: Then who's been paying to have some iteration of Sexy Sauron in my trending list for the last few months?



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  • No, now you pay to not see the same 3 ads over and over again
  • toast28: No, now you pay to not see the same 3 ads over and over again


    I pay so that the poor owner can afford to eat. He's looking really thin and under-nourished these days, and it just breaks my heart. Won't somebody think of the Elmo?

    /no, I don't pay
    //Twitter is only good for watching Russians explode
  • Elon is a disruptor. He will innovate a new social media paradigm that won't require woke advertisers and will be immune to cancel culture. I mean, alpha gigachads were throwing money at Alex Jones, right? Why wouldn't Elon divert that revenue stream?

    Study it out, beta cucks
  • Personally I don't care about Twitter, but Pluto TV clearly suffers from the same problem.

    I've developed a completely irrational, powerful, bitter hatred of the woman in the Otezla commercial.
  • Comedy is now legal, subby. A billion dollars in interest is a small price to pay for that. Especially a billion dollars of other people's money.
  • So you're saying that there may have been a reason that Nazis and other toxic assholes got banned, and that reason wasn't 'liberal bias'? That seems far fetched, just look at how much as money other unmoderated sites, like Gab, Parler, Truth, 4chan, etc. keep raking in!
  • Fourteen of the top 30 advertisers on Twitter stopped all advertising on the platform after Musk took charge on Oct. 27, according to Pathmatics estimates.

    In a November event, Musk addressed the issue of companies pausing ads and said that he understands if advertisers "want to give it a minute."



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    Risitas: "Give it a minute?"

    Jesus: *laughs*

    Risitas: "Give it a minute? Like they're coming back?"

    Risitas: "At this rate they will be down to 1 knockoff brand boner pill ad per month!"
  • Musk said we'd be on Mars by 2020. By this I'm assuming he hasn't perfected interplanetary communication and/or is simply busy with terraforming. Give him time.
  • It's a good thing profitability and the bottom line have no impact on internet company stonk prices.  Elon only has to keep firing staff and refusing to pay the companies debts.
    The new American business model!!
  • Is this more of that 5D chess he is a master at?

    My job advertised on Twitter and stopped and closed their account after of Musks BS with no plans on going back.
  • Sometimes I wake up and think about what's happening on all of the websites that I don't go to..and it's just so overwhelming that I can't get out of bed.
  • groppet: Is this more of that 5D chess he is a master at?

    My job advertised on Twitter and stopped and closed their account after of Musks BS with no plans on going back.


    A favorite podcast of mine announced recently that they're leaving Twitter soon, that the site has gone to shiat. The guest, a NYT bestselling author, agreed and said that he was on there recently and all anyone there was doing was complaining that the site sucked now. Remarked what a total waste of time that experience had been.

    I quit Twitter myself in November.
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    Your feedback is appreciated, now pay Elon $11.
  • Karne: Sometimes I wake up and think about what's happening on all of the websites that I don't go to..and it's just so overwhelming that I can't get out of bed.


    This is the Business tab, after all. And despite appearances, Twitter Inc. is not incorporated as a nonprofit.
  • Northern: It's a good thing profitability and the bottom line have no impact on internet company stonk prices.  Elon only has to keep firing staff and refusing to pay the companies debts.
    The new American business model!!


    Twitter has no stock price.
  • Last time I checked in on the Muskovites, they were split between saying that he was in the middle of righting the sinking ship that is Twitter and that he was intentionally destroying it to stiggit to the libs. They were also really, really butthurt at George Takei for suggesting calling them "Muskovites."
  • It's no huge deal, all the more eyes for surprisingly expensive Tesla and SpaceX ads.

    Elon could literally just funnel all of the Tesla and SpaceX profits straight into his pocket via Twitter ads.
  • That's what happens when you get rid of most of your sales and marketing staff
  • dumbobruni: That's what happens when you get rid of most of your sales and marketing staff


    And let Nazis re-infest the platform because they feed the CEO's ego.
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