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hubiestubert: Maybe if y'all weren't screaming, "We'll do it! We'll f*ckin' do it!" on State media, every day and evening things might be a li'l calmer?
That's crazy talk. They would never do that
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Stop starting shiat.
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hubiestubert: Maybe if y'all weren't screaming, "We'll do it! We'll f*ckin' do it!" on State media, every day and evening things might be a li'l calmer?
No, you're wrong, it's clearly Ukraine's fault for existing so provocatively.
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this articlethese four sentences even need to be written?close
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The clock is closer because the entire world is getting beyond tired of Pooty's small balled bullshiat and secretly hope for a mushroom cloud vaporizing the Kremlin every time that lurpy looking Boris Badenov reject talks about threatening "dire consequences" every time his craptastic army does something stupid (which is every day).
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somedude210: hubiestubert: Maybe if y'all weren't screaming, "We'll do it! We'll f*ckin' do it!" on State media, every day and evening things might be a li'l calmer?
That's crazy talk. They would never do that
Scream on State media?
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I mean, I adore some of the Russian people, but their government is batshiat insane, greedy, and just plain awful. I hate to deprive the world of the contributions good Russian people can make, but since the Kremlin hasn't actually allowed them to contribute very much since the 1950s, except bad Techno/EDM, some Gorbachev and Putin jokes, Vitas, and some truly excellent camgirls, I think we can all get by without them. We'll miss them, but we have Ukrainians to take their place in the world.
Honestly, I don't know why we can't slip some government assassins in there, quietly take out the leadership of Russia, and just add the country to the American empire. Why not? We've done it before. Why did we never do it with Russia? They can't be that well-guarded, can they? They can barely afford to keep their tanks working and keep the country fed, if what I read online is true.
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debug: I can't believe anyone pays any attention to this meaningless, nonsensical clock in the first place. It's so god damn stupid.
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That said, Russia should know - every Trident and Minuteman III missile in the US Inventory has a high likelyhood of functioning.
Can they say the same about their nuclear stockpile?
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Private_Citizen: debug: I can't believe anyone pays any attention to this meaningless, nonsensical clock in the first place. It's so god damn stupid.
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A dead canary in a coal mine is actually meaningful. This dumb shiat means nothing. If they come out and move the time to midnight, what happens? NOTHING. Nothing at all happens. It doesn't mean anything. It's made up nonsense. It's almost as stupid as announcing the birthday of a cartoon rat on the news.
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A Room Full of Angry Raccoons: Obligatory
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Let's move that minute hand one more notch.
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