FARK.com: (12729050) A&W caves to non-existent Tucker Carlson idiot ball pressure by making their mascot finally put on a goddamn pair of pants

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2023-01-25 06:10:40 AM

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awrestaurants: A message from A&W. https://t.co/WGdF12TSyg

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WithinReason

2023-01-25 09:22:05 AM

What am I supposed to masterbate to now?

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Gramma

2023-01-25 09:22:26 AM

They'll be coming for Pooh next!

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Wessoman

2023-01-25 09:22:32 AM

Great, so all these decades that bear has been exposing himself to me. Now I don't want to eat there again.

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Thoreny

2023-01-25 09:22:35 AM

Ahh, A&W restaurants. That takes me back. Really loved the fresh root beer.

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BeesNuts

2023-01-25 09:23:23 AM

I honestly can't tell if this is a bunch of corporations "caving" or if they are throwing shade at how ridiculously petty right wing issues have become.

"It has come to our attention that people who watch Fox News are very sensitive little babies, hell-bent on cancelling everything that offends them. So we put pants on this cartoon bear that nobody outside of the company even knew existed a week ago."

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Marcos P

2023-01-25 09:23:24 AM

Deer nuts are under a buck
How much are bear nuts?

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Mangoose

2023-01-25 09:23:51 AM

Their byline is "Yes, we're still a thing" but not "Why are we still a thing?"

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Wine Sipping Elitist

2023-01-25 09:23:51 AM

WithinReason: What am I supposed to masterbate to now?

Wendy's is still a MILF

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alywa

2023-01-25 09:24:06 AM

This is pretty funny. Well played, A&W

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neongoats

2023-01-25 09:24:16 AM

Right wingers: the enemy of all peoples

I'm surprised they could bother to take their dick out of a child long enough to biatch about this.

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gonegirl

2023-01-25 09:24:20 AM

CSB:

When I was a kid, we'd go swimming at the Y, and then stop by A&W for a gallon of root beer, which we'd take home and eat with popcorn. My brother and I still associate that chlorine smell with popcorn and root beer, and it creeps his wife out that we simultaneously want them every time we're near a treated pool.

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BitwiseShift

2023-01-25 09:24:28 AM

More Gaetz than Tucker.

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spongeboob

2023-01-25 09:24:32 AM

WithinReason: What am I supposed to masterbate to now?

Squidward, porky pig, Yogi and Boo-Boo,

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Weaver95

2023-01-25 09:24:37 AM

Does this mean that truck nutz are sexually offensive and should be outlawed?

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debug

2023-01-25 09:24:46 AM

I thought the conservatives were the ones that were against this kind of foolishness? Weren't they the one that were angry about changes to Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben?

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A Room Full of Angry Raccoons

2023-01-25 09:24:52 AM

I hope this & the M&Ms statements are fake outs for some great Superb Owl ad where they reveal their mascots in even more (faux disturbing) outfits.

I'd really hate to think these corporate conglomerates are actually getting punked out by smarmy rich kid.

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stuhayes2010

2023-01-25 09:24:58 AM

I like root beer and A&W is on my list of good ones, had no idea it even had a mascot.

How much time does Tucker have to get riled up about such things?

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Mrtraveler01

2023-01-25 09:25:04 AM

BeesNuts: I honestly can't tell if this is a bunch of corporations "caving" or if they are throwing shade at how ridiculously petty right wing issues have become.

It's literally a parody of the M&M's announcement the other day, which was also tongue in cheek.

Either way this is free publicity for them.

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Best in this World

2023-01-25 09:25:11 AM

A&W restaurants are one of the better things about road trips in Wisconsin, they're so good that I'll totally overlook the fact that I cannot leer at a cartoon bear's cock while I slurp down a fresh root beer float.

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shinji3i

2023-01-25 09:25:14 AM

BeesNuts: I honestly can't tell if this is a bunch of corporations "caving" or if they are throwing shade at how ridiculously petty right wing issues have become.

"It has come to our attention that people who watch Fox News are very sensitive little babies, hell-bent on cancelling everything that offends them. So we put pants on this cartoon bear that nobody outside of the company even knew existed a week ago."

Presumably you don't want to click the twitters but this one is quite openly mocking fox news.

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TheSubjunctive

2023-01-25 09:25:30 AM

WithinReason: What am I supposed to masterbate to now?

"Yoohoo!"