Yet another thing that Republicans do not understand. Apparently this genius lacks a basic understanding of the science of underwear and farts. Who knew? (But for many it is a feature.) Back to the science. Covid aerosol droplets are orders of magnitude bigger than fart odor molecules. Masks and thick cotton underwear worn on the face easily trap a significant portion of CV aerosol droplets. If you wear a mask or thick cotton underwear on your ass you will catch all the shiat particles but the odor molecules (gases) still get out. It's science biatches!
abb3w:rga184: Never gotten mask grief, but if I do, my prepared response is "I'm not wearing a mask because of COVID, i was exposed to a multi drug resistant strain of tuberculosis and the health department is asking me to wear it. But I can take it off in front of you if you want."
Perhaps plan to cough a couple times before you say that?
durbnpoisn:cards fan by association: patrick767: durbnpoisn: WHY DO WE LET OUR GOVERNMENT DO THIS?!
Because a substantial portion of the US voting public consistently believe that their ignorance is as good as actual experts' knowledge. They go around saying shiat like "do your own research!" while failing to realize that they're completely incapable of telling good sources of information from bad. A "good" source is whatever agrees with their preconceptions. They believe whatever propaganda right wing media spews, and right wing media, run by people utterly devoid of even the tiniest hint of good moral fiber, spews a hell of a lot of bullshiat propaganda.
The long term solution is probably better education in critical thinking and media literacy, but these farks are doing everything they can to keep worthwhile education from happening and ensuring that the next generation is as ignorant as they are.
Yeah, a large portion of the US population operates on "...well all I know is... <stupid generational falsehood or overly simplistic observation>" As long as people are kept uneducated fools, they'll continue not understanding the value of education, and not listening to actual experts who've done actual research.
I have actually had people say to me, "Well, you know better than I do. You are better read. But I still believe [this ridiculous already debunked concept]".
So what you say is true. It's actually worse than people realize. They would rather stay in their "convenient truth" lane, than admit that they are wrong.
Also, it must be said that entirely too many people act on what they believe rather than what is true. I will never understand how they mean the exact same thing to so many people.
Harvard did a study years ago that concluded that when faced with facts, delusional morons retreat further into their delusion because they're too mentally weak to admit error.
BMFPitt:GrizzlyPouch: It's funny this chart went from lumping ppl by decade (30-39 for example)
To randomly including 50-64 as one category.
Why would they do that?
No two columns in the chart contain the same number of years, and none are one decade.
It starts with: 0-17 18-29
This makes total sense. 18 is widely recognized as legal adult age. You put minors in one category, start at 18 (adults) go to the end of the next decade of ages 29
Then you've got: 30-39 40-49 50-64
There's no logical reason to go from 50-64 here. You've already started the precedent of stopping on a 9 (except for above mentioned adult/minor cutoff). So why go to 64 here? Maybe it's going to do 15 year increments from here on out? Nope. Next cutoff stops at 74, back to 10 year cutoff.These groupings are dumb and make zero sense.
Bonzo_1116:GrizzlyPouch: I like that the "context provided" is well if you wear an N95 mask it protects you
As if that matters. Practically nobody wears N95s.
The few people I do see wearing masks have the cotton ones, like with your favorite sport team logo (or something similar), Or the kind medical facilities give away free. And both usually pulled down from the nose
The people around you are morons, which is why they have all had Covid, and some of them more than once.
Have you been outside recently?
99% of people are no longer wearing masks. Not just my close friends and immediate family
The Envoy:Harvard did a study years ago that concluded that when faced with facts, delusional morons retreat further into their delusion because they're too mentally weak to admit error.
Interesting. I wouldn't have thought Harvard researchers spent so much time reading fark
Bonzo_1116:GrizzlyPouch: I like that the "context provided" is well if you wear an N95 mask it protects you
As if that matters. Practically nobody wears N95s.
The few people I do see wearing masks have the cotton ones, like with your favorite sport team logo (or something similar), Or the kind medical facilities give away free. And both usually pulled down from the nose
The people around you are morons, which is why they have all had Covid, and some of them more than once.
I'll explain why the age groupings are done this way (with no real rhyme or reason)
Because this is how you lie with statistics. It's how you make the numbers tell whatever story you want told.
Instead of making the age groups logical and uniform and letting the viewer draw their own conclusions
This lady having any kind of platform, let alone being a serving member of the US Congress should be more than reason enough to burn this shiathole country down and start over. But we won't...
Nick-c137:This lady having any kind of platform, let alone being a serving member of the US Congress should be more than reason enough to burn this shiathole country down and start over. But we won't...
I find it calming to look back and see that there have been absolute ignorant pieces of sh*t in all three branches at various times throughout history and we've been okayish. The main concern for me is the number of absolute pieces of sh*t in all three branches at the present time. And the fascist machine backed by Fox, old people, incels, and talibearded neonazis and their dumb cousins.
GrizzlyPouch:The Envoy: Harvard did a study years ago that concluded that when faced with facts, delusional morons retreat further into their delusion because they're too mentally weak to admit error.
Interesting. I wouldn't have thought Harvard researchers spent so much time reading fark
Someone once asked, is it safe to fart in an operating room. So guess what? Scientist studied that question. They determined that as long as you are wearing pants, it is safe to fart while operating. Not that you should, just that you can. So, this imbecile is actually wrong. Underwear does protect you from a fart. Maybe not the smell, but anything that might cause infection.
Nana's Vibrator:Jiggatron69: [Fark user image image 850x474]
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And here we see the spork-hoofed coontapus with her jaw unhinged. Watch as she prepares to flop her stomach onto her unsuspecting prey and slowly dissolve him with her digestive juices.
I detest that woman. And Boebert. And McCarthy, Gaetz, DeSantis, Trump... Aw, hell... I detest conservatives, because I'm fairly sure, at least in the realm of politicians and pundits, there's not one good, decent, compassionate, empathic human being among them. They are all, every single one of them, villains out of the worst stories in American history.
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abb3w: rga184: Never gotten mask grief, but if I do, my prepared response is "I'm not wearing a mask because of COVID, i was exposed to a multi drug resistant strain of tuberculosis and the health department is asking me to wear it. But I can take it off in front of you if you want."
Perhaps plan to cough a couple times before you say that?
Yes, that's smart.
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durbnpoisn: cards fan by association: patrick767: durbnpoisn: WHY DO WE LET OUR GOVERNMENT DO THIS?!
Because a substantial portion of the US voting public consistently believe that their ignorance is as good as actual experts' knowledge. They go around saying shiat like "do your own research!" while failing to realize that they're completely incapable of telling good sources of information from bad. A "good" source is whatever agrees with their preconceptions. They believe whatever propaganda right wing media spews, and right wing media, run by people utterly devoid of even the tiniest hint of good moral fiber, spews a hell of a lot of bullshiat propaganda.
The long term solution is probably better education in critical thinking and media literacy, but these farks are doing everything they can to keep worthwhile education from happening and ensuring that the next generation is as ignorant as they are.
Yeah, a large portion of the US population operates on "...well all I know is... <stupid generational falsehood or overly simplistic observation>" As long as people are kept uneducated fools, they'll continue not understanding the value of education, and not listening to actual experts who've done actual research.
I have actually had people say to me, "Well, you know better than I do. You are better read. But I still believe [this ridiculous already debunked concept]".
So what you say is true. It's actually worse than people realize. They would rather stay in their "convenient truth" lane, than admit that they are wrong.
Also, it must be said that entirely too many people act on what they believe rather than what is true. I will never understand how they mean the exact same thing to so many people.
Harvard did a study years ago that concluded that when faced with facts, delusional morons retreat further into their delusion because they're too mentally weak to admit error.
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caljar: She is 34 years younger than Pelosi. Hopefully, she causes the Democrats pain for many, many more decades.
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BMFPitt: GrizzlyPouch: It's funny this chart went from lumping ppl by decade (30-39 for example)
To randomly including 50-64 as one category.
Why would they do that?
No two columns in the chart contain the same number of years, and none are one decade.
It starts with:
0-17
18-29
This makes total sense. 18 is widely recognized as legal adult age. You put minors in one category, start at 18 (adults) go to the end of the next decade of ages 29
Then you've got:
30-39
40-49
50-64
There's no logical reason to go from 50-64 here. You've already started the precedent of stopping on a 9 (except for above mentioned adult/minor cutoff). So why go to 64 here?
Maybe it's going to do 15 year increments from here on out? Nope. Next cutoff stops at 74, back to 10 year cutoff.These groupings are dumb and make zero sense.
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Bonzo_1116: GrizzlyPouch: I like that the "context provided" is well if you wear an N95 mask it protects you
As if that matters. Practically nobody wears N95s.
The few people I do see wearing masks have the cotton ones, like with your favorite sport team logo (or something similar), Or the kind medical facilities give away free. And both usually pulled down from the nose
The people around you are morons, which is why they have all had Covid, and some of them more than once.
Have you been outside recently?
99% of people are no longer wearing masks. Not just my close friends and immediate family
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The Envoy: Harvard did a study years ago that concluded that when faced with facts, delusional morons retreat further into their delusion because they're too mentally weak to admit error.
Interesting. I wouldn't have thought Harvard researchers spent so much time reading fark
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Bonzo_1116: GrizzlyPouch: I like that the "context provided" is well if you wear an N95 mask it protects you
As if that matters. Practically nobody wears N95s.
The few people I do see wearing masks have the cotton ones, like with your favorite sport team logo (or something similar), Or the kind medical facilities give away free. And both usually pulled down from the nose
The people around you are morons, which is why they have all had Covid, and some of them more than once.
I'll explain why the age groupings are done this way (with no real rhyme or reason)
Because this is how you lie with statistics. It's how you make the numbers tell whatever story you want told.
Instead of making the age groups logical and uniform and letting the viewer draw their own conclusions
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Paul Baumer: Good ol' Sporkfoot.
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Nick-c137: This lady having any kind of platform, let alone being a serving member of the US Congress should be more than reason enough to burn this shiathole country down and start over. But we won't...
I find it calming to look back and see that there have been absolute ignorant pieces of sh*t in all three branches at various times throughout history and we've been okayish.
The main concern for me is the number of absolute pieces of sh*t in all three branches at the present time. And the fascist machine backed by Fox, old people, incels, and talibearded neonazis and their dumb cousins.
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Okay, just this, though...
Does her butt need protection from other people's farts?
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GrizzlyPouch: The Envoy: Harvard did a study years ago that concluded that when faced with facts, delusional morons retreat further into their delusion because they're too mentally weak to admit error.
Interesting. I wouldn't have thought Harvard researchers spent so much time reading fark
I'm sure that was smart and witty in your head.
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The Lone Gunman: I'm trying so hard to not explain how masks word. It's just so painful...
Okay, just this, though...
Does her butt need protection from other people's farts?
Excellent point!
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caljar: She is 34 years younger than Pelosi. Hopefully, she causes the Democrats pain for many, many more decades.
So "Stigginit" is of greater importance to you than ability to govern?
Gotcha.
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GrizzlyPouch: Then you've got:
30-39
40-49
50-64
It goes 30-49.
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Nana's Vibrator: Jiggatron69: [Fark user image image 850x474]
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And here we see the spork-hoofed coontapus with her jaw unhinged. Watch as she prepares to flop her stomach onto her unsuspecting prey and slowly dissolve him with her digestive juices.
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BenSaw2: OMG - please marry me, funny person:
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Goddamit almost spit my coffee reading that.
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Azz Pumper: Scientist studied that question. They determined that as long as you are wearing pants, it is safe to fart while operating.
Citation?
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