We keep a respectful distance. He's only a quarter pound bird so I know I could kill him easily but I respect him because he'll go out fighting like a farking monster.
We keep a respectful distance. He's only a quarter pound bird so I know I could kill him easily but I respect him because he'll go out fighting like a farking monster.
Birds are farking smart.
Yes they are. Crows especially fascinate me because we know they have language and pass information between generations. I just can't speak it. I always wonder what they're chatting about when I walk past a group nattering away in the fields. Parrots and cockatiels are right up there with them intelligence wise.
We keep a respectful distance. He's only a quarter pound bird so I know I could kill him easily but I respect him because he'll go out fighting like a farking monster.
Birds are farking smart.
Yes they are. Crows especially fascinate me because we know they have language and pass information between generations. I just can't speak it. I always wonder what they're chatting about when I walk past a group nattering away in the fields. Parrots and cockatiels are right up there with them intelligence wise.
You think that guy has food? I'm hungry. Maybe he has food. Whaddya think? I could really go for some food. Food would be great right about now. E=MC². I'm hungry. Dave's a biatch. When's that guy gonna get out the food. Late stage capitalism destroys itself in absence of regulatory forces. When are we gonna eat anyway? Hey you think that guy might die?
We keep a respectful distance. He's only a quarter pound bird so I know I could kill him easily but I respect him because he'll go out fighting like a farking monster.
Birds are farking smart.
Yes they are. Crows especially fascinate me because we know they have language and pass information between generations. I just can't speak it. I always wonder what they're chatting about when I walk past a group nattering away in the fields. Parrots and cockatiels are right up there with them intelligence wise.
You think that guy has food? I'm hungry. Maybe he has food. Whaddya think? I could really go for some food. Food would be great right about now. E=MC². I'm hungry. Dave's a biatch. When's that guy gonna get out the food. Late stage capitalism destroys itself in absence of regulatory forces. When are we gonna eat anyway? Hey you think that guy might die?
Don't forget they also think about sex a lot. A LOT.
And ducks are the worst. They're basically rapists (for real, google it).
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My wife's Amazon parrot hates me.
We keep a respectful distance. He's only a quarter pound bird so I know I could kill him easily but I respect him because he'll go out fighting like a farking monster.
Birds are farking smart.
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Moose out front: Birds are farking smart.
My wife's Amazon parrot hates me.
We keep a respectful distance. He's only a quarter pound bird so I know I could kill him easily but I respect him because he'll go out fighting like a farking monster.
Birds are farking smart.
Yes they are. Crows especially fascinate me because we know they have language and pass information between generations. I just can't speak it. I always wonder what they're chatting about when I walk past a group nattering away in the fields. Parrots and cockatiels are right up there with them intelligence wise.
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leeksfromchichis: Moose out front: Birds are farking smart.
My wife's Amazon parrot hates me.
We keep a respectful distance. He's only a quarter pound bird so I know I could kill him easily but I respect him because he'll go out fighting like a farking monster.
Birds are farking smart.
Yes they are. Crows especially fascinate me because we know they have language and pass information between generations. I just can't speak it. I always wonder what they're chatting about when I walk past a group nattering away in the fields. Parrots and cockatiels are right up there with them intelligence wise.
You think that guy has food? I'm hungry. Maybe he has food. Whaddya think? I could really go for some food. Food would be great right about now. E=MC². I'm hungry. Dave's a biatch. When's that guy gonna get out the food. Late stage capitalism destroys itself in absence of regulatory forces. When are we gonna eat anyway? Hey you think that guy might die?
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Some Junkie Cosmonaut: leeksfromchichis: Moose out front: Birds are farking smart.
My wife's Amazon parrot hates me.
We keep a respectful distance. He's only a quarter pound bird so I know I could kill him easily but I respect him because he'll go out fighting like a farking monster.
Birds are farking smart.
Yes they are. Crows especially fascinate me because we know they have language and pass information between generations. I just can't speak it. I always wonder what they're chatting about when I walk past a group nattering away in the fields. Parrots and cockatiels are right up there with them intelligence wise.
You think that guy has food? I'm hungry. Maybe he has food. Whaddya think? I could really go for some food. Food would be great right about now. E=MC². I'm hungry. Dave's a biatch. When's that guy gonna get out the food. Late stage capitalism destroys itself in absence of regulatory forces. When are we gonna eat anyway? Hey you think that guy might die?
Don't forget they also think about sex a lot. A LOT.
And ducks are the worst. They're basically rapists (for real, google it).
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