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At least this time, the only victim of his subpar legal skills was himself.
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you're saying you fkd up and you've changed your mind.
fancy it up all you like mate
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Go to prison.
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cretinbob: That's not how it works. fark his feelings.
Federal courts aren't like state courts. In a state court they don't care if you're in the same building when your plea is decided between the DA and his brither, the public defender -you goin to jail forever. But in federal courts, if the appeals courts are not convinced you said a single solitary word in your plea with enough elan, they will vacate the plea. That's why state pleas take half a unit of Planck time, but federal pleas can take over a hour. if thefe is even a tiny sliver of doubt, the judge will rescind the plea deal instead of inevitably having the appeals court lambast him for pages in their reversal decision for not maintaining proper trilling of Rs in the proceedings.
Boyo still has to go to trial
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Yes, yes, voters who are even dumber. Still it boggles the mind.
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Dad dying of pancreatic cancer in one room and newborn twins in the next room? He could squeek that one past. He's going to have to grovel really really hard and humiliate himself for sure, and probably the judge will demand he make his statement in person, but he might get his trial.
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phalamir: Boyo still has to go to trial
Consequences are going to be way worse
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Archie Goodwin: How do people so incredibly dumb, achieve such positions of power?
Yes, yes, voters who are even dumber. Still it boggles the mind.
Money. Either their own or that of someone else using the official as a proxy.
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My God... those damn kids killed his father WITH CANCER.
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Archie Goodwin: How do people so incredibly dumb, achieve such positions of power?
Yes, yes, voters who are even dumber. Still it boggles the mind.
I'm guessing some family connection or at least a wealthy background. Enough of either and you get to go to a more prestigious school which won't actually get you a better education but it does tell people you are in the important people club.
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HighOnCraic: I'll admit, IANAL, but it sounds like this guy should NBAL.
He needs to visit the land of UPIA
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Some Junkie Cosmonaut: HighOnCraic: I'll admit, IANAL, but it sounds like this guy should NBAL.
He needs to visit the land of UPIA
PMITA prison?
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hubiestubert: Sounds like he wasn't all that good of a lawyer, don't it?
That's why he had to run for office. Where else can you go if you have no marketable skills and an inordinate fondness for money?
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HighOnCraic: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: HighOnCraic: I'll admit, IANAL, but it sounds like this guy should NBAL.
He needs to visit the land of UPIA
PMITA prison?
With a large helping of DILLIGAF.
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Gpzjock: HighOnCraic: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: HighOnCraic: I'll admit, IANAL, but it sounds like this guy should NBAL.
He needs to visit the land of UPIA
PMITA prison?
With a large helping of DILLIGAF.
LOL!
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Dumbasses and deplorable s assemble.
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It's the rare "didn't watch Friday Night Lights" defense.
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