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  • 6 days ago
     
    I don't get sports writers' sense of "humor" This makes no sense to me. Did they run aground and dump massive amounts of north slope crude in a sensitive body of water? How the f*ck does this idiot "journalist" reconcile this? The team played a piss-poor game and lost. Big whaaaaaaa.
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  • 6 days ago
     
    And to bring my perspective a little more in focus, I was a first responder to Captain Hazelwood's indiscretion on Bligh Reef. I saw first-hand its ugliness. This is just a stupid f*cking game; get over it.
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  • 6 days ago
     
    Exxon Valdez? How farking old are you? Deepwater Horizon is the more recent reference.
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  • 6 days ago
     
    I can get this kind of response for an NBA championship but at the end of the day the large majority of these kids aren't pros and are kids. Let's give them a bit of a break
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  • 6 days ago
     
    I honestly thought it was about Arizona's gag job.  Yeah, they make the tourney pretty much every year, but at the same time, seems like every *other* year, whether a #2, #4, or the occasional #5, they get ragdolled in the first round.  it's like Elite 8 or get KTFO by the 15, 14, or whatever.
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  • 6 days ago
     
    And a big giant Kick In The Balls for everyone who still says "The Big Dance". fark you, asshole! Stop saying that!!!!
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  • 6 days ago
     

    TwowheelinTim: And to bring my perspective a little more in focus, I was a first responder to Captain Hazelwood's indiscretion on Bligh Reef. I saw first-hand its ugliness. This is just a stupid f*cking game; get over it.


    Was it difficult being a first responder from up on that cross?
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  • 6 days ago
     

    stoli n coke: TwowheelinTim: And to bring my perspective a little more in focus, I was a first responder to Captain Hazelwood's indiscretion on Bligh Reef. I saw first-hand its ugliness. This is just a stupid f*cking game; get over it.

    Was it difficult being a first responder from up on that cross?


    lol. Yeah. It was. How 'bout you?
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  • 6 days ago
     

    stoli n coke: TwowheelinTim: And to bring my perspective a little more in focus, I was a first responder to Captain Hazelwood's indiscretion on Bligh Reef. I saw first-hand its ugliness. This is just a stupid f*cking game; get over it.

    Was it difficult being a first responder from up on that cross?


    Oh look at that. TX. Why am I not surprised.
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  • 6 days ago
     
    Pat Forde is the Tulsa Race Massacre of analogy writers.
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  • 6 days ago
     
    I guess Purdue will need to switch to Dawn detergent. It is what they se on the little duckies after oil spills.

    /the anger in this thread is awesome
    //also, it wasn't one game, it is three games.
    ///three!
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  • 6 days ago
     

    Trocadero: Exxon Valdez? How farking old are you? Deepwater Horizon is the more recent reference.


    Old enough to remember it. Old enough to be on Fark too.
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  • 6 days ago
     

    McGrits: I guess Purdue will need to switch to Dawn detergent. It is what they se on the little duckies after oil spills.

    /the anger in this thread is awesome
    //also, it wasn't one game, it is three games.
    ///three!


    It's the Dawn of a new Tide, where the Sun will Cheer the Xtra Wisk to everyone's Gain.

    /arm
    // &
    /// hammer
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  • 6 days ago
     

    AppleOptionEsc: Pat Forde is the Tulsa Race Massacre of analogy writers.


    thank god you don't read the ARizona Republic.  their sports guy tries waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy to farking hard, his corny ass analogies and attempted turns of phrase.  "This game was more lopsided than a marshmellow that was left on the streets of Phoenix in July on a 118 degree day, without a cloud in the sky thus makgin the sidewalk very, very hot."  versus, "this game was not competitive at all."  it's just corny, and way to word-y.  aside from how cliched it is, it's just, dude,.  "we haven't seen a T

    and the other thing. he does.

    That is overtaking sports journalism.

    Is.

    these lame ass one sentence "paragraphs".

    whereas he could, if he wanted.

    have wrritten one paragraph.

    but.

    instead it's a bunch of these literal one liners.  [when did this become a thing?  I blame the now defunct "ESPN The Magazine".

    i hate-read his columns.  god he sucks.  it's like a shiatty freshman year campus newspaper column, except the state's largest paper and in the 7th or whatever biggest city in the US.
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  • 6 days ago
     
    Sports illustrated is the 1955 LeMans disaster of sports journalism.
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  • 6 days ago
     
    I mean, that ship only sunk once.
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  • 5 days ago
     
    Purdue? ....more like Purdont.
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  • 5 days ago
     
    That was a horrible article
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  • 5 days ago
     

    pastramithemosterotic: That was a horrible article


    Pretty fitting considering the headline was a turd too.
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