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  • These people are so f*cking sick
  • I don't know why this legislation is necessary. Don't rape victims know that their attackers' children are gifts from God? That's what Santorum told me.

    When life give you lemons....
  • Diogenes: I don't know why this legislation is necessary. Don't rape victims know that their attackers' children are gifts from God? That's what Santorum told me.

    When life give you lemons....


    Make fetus-aide?
  • Lionel Mandrake: These people are so f*cking sick


    Good Christian Gentlemen of means? Surely if you disagree with them you agree that the obvious first place to begin looking for error is with yourself? Or are you choosing to ally yourself with the flighty and simple women who don't understand that these laws are simply for their benefit?

    Can you imagine what would happen if women were allowed to make these sensitive distinctions for themselves? Anarchy would be too kind a term.

    /speaking of which, sick is too kind a term.
  • Diogenes: I don't know why this legislation is necessary. Don't rape victims know that their attackers' children are gifts from God? That's what Santorum told me.

    When life give you lemons....


    The fact that she got pregnant proves that God intended for her to enjoy it.


    /sarc
  • Is there any particular reason that every state has introduced derptastic abortion bills in the last few weeks?
  • adamgreeney: Diogenes: I don't know why this legislation is necessary. Don't rape victims know that their attackers' children are gifts from God? That's what Santorum told me.

    When life give you lemons....

    Make fetus-aide?


    Much easier to juice than after they're born and their bones harden.
  • Women will stop at nothing to kill babies, and they must be stopped, by any means necessary.

    I bet some even get pregnant just to HAVE the abortion. Think about it: clearly these women enjoy having things shoved inside of them. This must come to an end.
  • AmazinTim: Is there any particular reason that every state has introduced derptastic abortion bills in the last few weeks?


    They feel this is a winning strategy. You can see why their grasp of military tactics is so piss poor.
  • I Said: Women will stop at nothing to kill babies, and they must be stopped, by any means necessary.

    I bet some even get pregnant just to HAVE the abortion. Think about it: clearly these women enjoy having things shoved inside of them. This must come to an end.


    Yup, even the professed Christian ones are doing it. Abortion is the new black these days.
  • AmazinTim: Is there any particular reason that every state has introduced derptastic abortion bills in the last few weeks?


    They think they see a moment of opportunity? I don't know. You'd think they would have started this massive initiative after the 2010 election, post tea party plunge. Right now seems like bad timing.
  • I Said: Women will stop at nothing to kill babies, and they must be stopped, by any means necessary.

    I bet some even get pregnant just to HAVE the abortion. Think about it: clearly these women enjoy having things shoved inside of them. This must come to an end.


    Well, there's always contraception for consensual sex. But really, where's the fun in that when you can pay to have a doctor pull things out of your uterus?
  • AmazinTim: Is there any particular reason that every state has introduced derptastic abortion bills in the last few weeks?


    I think the whole Rush thing let them come out of the closet as raging misogynists.

    "Wait, you put on your dead mother's wedding gown while screaming 'WHORE!' into the mirror while smearing lipstick on your face, too? I thought I was the only one!"

    "Me too!"

    "Ditto!"

    "Men, we have bills to write!"
  • These people are sick, sick assholes.

    /ex-Republican
  • Cythraul: They think they see a moment of opportunity? I don't know. You'd think they would have started this massive initiative after the 2010 election, post tea party plunge. Right now seems like bad timing.


    Unless you remember that there's an election coming up, and the electoral base couldn't give a crap. If they can't get the enthusiasm up somehow, they'll lose a lot more than the presidency.

    That said, I think they're playing with the wrong fire this year. They'll get people riled up, all right - and when every woman in America shows up to vote straight-party Democrat, they'll be wishing they'd gone with English as the official language or any one of the other derps they regularly derp.
  • AmazinTim: Is there any particular reason that every state has introduced derptastic abortion bills in the last few weeks?


    Because they're all Democratic agents working to undermine the Republican party.

    /if the base doesn't believe this now, they will in December
  • What the fark is wrong with these regressive assholes?
  • keylock71: What the fark is wrong with these regressive assholes?


    They should have been aborted
  • keylock71: What the fark is wrong with these regressive assholes?


    They're Republicans. They are awful people with no redeeming value to society.
  • Humean_Nature: Cythraul: They think they see a moment of opportunity? I don't know. You'd think they would have started this massive initiative after the 2010 election, post tea party plunge. Right now seems like bad timing.

    Unless you remember that there's an election coming up, and the electoral base couldn't give a crap. If they can't get the enthusiasm up somehow, they'll lose a lot more than the presidency.

    That said, I think they're playing with the wrong fire this year. They'll get people riled up, all right - and when every woman in America shows up to vote straight-party Democrat, they'll be wishing they'd gone with English as the official language or any one of the other derps they regularly derp.


    That makes sense in a way. But wouldn't they alienate a lot of independents in the general election with this tactic? It may fire up their base for primaries, but not for the big decision 2012.
  • Have we talked about his bill before? Is this a new bill?

    I can't keep track anymore.
  • War has been declared, and there's hardly any way to change the impression among a growing percentage of women that the GOP is the party of knuckle-dragging Neanderthals. It's a smart move for Democrats to keep replaying the message, but is it fair -- and is it true? What say we relax the rhetoric and see what sanity lies beneath? -- Kathleen Parker, Columbian Syndicated Columnist

    Record number of states doing this, attacking contraception, pushing personhood amendments, and they still want to pretend it's all a liberal media fabrication.

    Not only do they think little of women, they think little about Americans and their ability to discern bullshiat.

    You going to believe the GOP or your own lying eyes?
  • All these anti-abortion assholes should be forced to GIS "Harlequin baby"

    /Please don't ever GIS Harlequin baby
  • impaler: Have we talked about his bill before? Is this a new bill?

    I can't keep track anymore.


    There's been a flurry of them in multiple states in the past couple weeks. Basically old white men who can't get laid (even with Viagra) are deciding that the women who *can* have sex should be punished for it in every way possible, from making it harder/more expensive to get birth control to accusing rape victims of being liars so they can get an abortion.

    I hope this crap brings HUGE turnouts for state and local elections and these asshats are all chucked out. I'd rather have my taxes go up and have access to the proper health care I need without judgement than this.
  • Silly humans, only corporations are allowed to have abortions.
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