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  • Uh, did you miss the tweet where he said his beef with Lito had nothing to do with a woman?
  • Ugh, can someone translate that into English?
  • Di Atribe: Ugh, can someone translate that into English?


    "my cousin took my skank"
  • Di Atribe: Ugh, can someone translate that into English?


    Prologue: "Lito Sheppard is the biggest pussy motherfarker in the world. If you see him, tell him I said it and it's whatever."

    Chapters

    1. "I woke up on April 12, my anniversary, and couldn't find my soon-to-be-ex wife anywhere. Fark that biatch! I can't wait until the divorce is final in a few weeks."

    2. "Feelings are for suckers! Never, ever again. I have a black heart and a dead soul, and I got it by how I lived. I'm out of [this marriage]"

    3. "My beef with Lito has nothing to do with a girl; he's just a person I don't fark with. He's lame to me, so don't talk to me about him."

    4. "Nobody has farked my wife, but anybody saying slick shiat better watch YOUR girl and make sure I don't get a hold of HER."

    5. "Biatches are never grateful, no matter what you do for them. Homeboys will change on you. I keep it 100% real and don't read into it."

    6. "I'm done tweeting; to all of you smart asses, I'll be in Jacksonsille, Orlando, and Northern Virginia if you wish to tell me what you think."

    Epilogue: "I was hacked. We will handle our business in the house so I respectfully ask everyone to not come at me and to just let me handle my business."
  • Gee and I thought things would be boring after Haynsworth left.
  • "my twitter account got hacked" = "I was drunk and dont remember what i typed and dont want to be responsible for my actions."
  • Ahh Twitter...

    internet is forver, kiddies. just because you have a soapbox, does not mean you should all go up at once and publish everything.
  • Yeah, hacked, that's the ticket. Taht's exactly the series of messages a hacker would send once they got on a NFL player's account
  • Gaffney has the serenity prayer tattooed on his side. Maybe he should have put it where he can see it.

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  • Lost Thought 00: Yeah, hacked, that's the ticket. Taht's exactly the series of messages a hacker would send once they got on a NFL player's account


    yeah...hacked is such a lame term...just admit it guys...you said something on the 'it never goes away' internet that you regret...oh, and that your wife is a ho.
  • I know it's Twitter and all, but I cringe at the fact that he went to my Alma Mater.

    /"Got Hacked" = Total BS
  • Sargun: Di Atribe: Ugh, can someone translate that into English?

    Prologue: "Lito Sheppard is the biggest pussy motherfarker in the world. If you see him, tell him I said it and it's whatever."

    Chapters

    1. "I woke up on April 12, my anniversary, and couldn't find my soon-to-be-ex wife anywhere. Fark that biatch! I can't wait until the divorce is final in a few weeks."

    2. "Feelings are for suckers! Never, ever again. I have a black heart and a dead soul, and I got it by how I lived. I'm out of [this marriage]"

    3. "My beef with Lito has nothing to do with a girl; he's just a person I don't fark with. He's lame to me, so don't talk to me about him."

    4. "Nobody has farked my wife, but anybody saying slick shiat better watch YOUR girl and make sure I don't get a hold of HER."

    5. "Biatches are never grateful, no matter what you do for them. Homeboys will change on you. I keep it 100% real and don't read into it."

    6. "I'm done tweeting; to all of you smart asses, I'll be in Jacksonsille, Orlando, and Northern Virginia if you wish to tell me what you think."

    Epilogue: "I was hacked. We will handle our business in the house so I respectfully ask everyone to not come at me and to just let me handle my business."


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  • bscm80: Uh, did you miss the tweet where he said his beef with Lito had nothing to do with a woman?


    Uh, did you miss the tweet where he said his twitter account got hacked? Obviously it wasn't him in the first place.

    And even if it was, nobody slept with his wife, he said so himself. He just needed to express that "biatches ain't grateful no matter what u do for em. Homeboys will change on u." It had nothing to do with a homeboy hooking up with his biatch. He just wanted to express both of those feelings at the same time.

    And even if a homeboy did hook up with his biatch, (hard to believe, since he specifically tweeted that nobody did) it definitely wasn't Lito. No sir. Its clearly unrelated that he tweeted how "Lito Sheppard is the biggest pussy mf'er in the world" a couple days before.

    It's all just a string of unfortunate coincidences.
  • Lee's_Austin: I know it's Twitter and all, but I cringe at the fact that he went to my Alma Mater.

    /"Got Hacked" = Total BS


    Anyone should cringe at the fact they went there.

    /'Nole for life
  • poisonedpawn78: "my twitter account got hacked" = "I was drunk and dont remember what i typed and dont want to be responsible for my actions."


    I think in this case it was more like "my publicist/manager got wind of this and explained how bad this was for my image/career and might affect how much I have to pay the cheating biatch in the divorce". These texts happened over a period of a couple of days. he was raging, not drunk (well possibly some of both)
  • Looks like someone is bucking for a side job at American U. teaching ebonics.
  • Di Atribe: Ugh, can someone translate that into English?


    Remember that the next time your redneck ass tells someone you're "fixin" to do something
  • You could have kept the fact that your cousin deep dicked you private, but now it is the topic of news stories from multiple sources, and you have only yourself to blame.. You are a genius, Gaffney.
  • bel4sucks: Di Atribe: Ugh, can someone translate that into English?

    Remember that the next time your redneck ass tells someone you're "fixin" to do something



    Im fixing to head up err and grabme a cole one, imma tell ya that.

    or

    Dems be sum da bomb Diggs g-knucks.....

    which one is closer to english?
  • bart2puck: bel4sucks: Di Atribe: Ugh, can someone translate that into English?

    Remember that the next time your redneck ass tells someone you're "fixin" to do something


    Im fixing to head up err and grabme a cole one, imma tell ya that.

    or

    Dems be sum da bomb Diggs g-knucks.....

    which one is closer to english?


    Don't bother fighting with him, picking with people on Fark is all he has.
  • bel4sucks: Remember that the next time your redneck ass tells someone you're "fixin" to do something


    I grew up in bumfark central Alabama yet I somehow knew that 'fixin' to' would not fly in the larger world I was eventually headed to and was able to avoid it. I also do not go 'yonder', though I think it's kind of a cool word. Still, just harmless colloquialisms. My only real problem with Southern speech habits is when it comes to giving directions -

    "just turn right at the first road past where that old gas station used to be"

    I swear there are generations of people in my old hometown who do not know, never have known, and have no plans to learn, the names of the roads they ride on every day to say nothing of the cardinal directions. How the hell am I supposed to know where that old gas station or church used to be?. If one must give directions by structures rather than road names, I think we can all agree it is more useful to use ones that are actually there now.
  • His wife's a ho.
    His cousin's a dick.
    Or maybe they're in love, and he ain't taking care of business at home. Who knows.

    he needed an outlet for his frustrations. Twitter provided it.
    It was dumb to do so........ on the other hand, there's a reason
    twitter's a go-to to vent. If society wants venting to be done
    in private, then society needs to encourage easy avenues
    for venting to be done in private. Where are such avenues?
  • ExperianScaresCthulhu: If society wants venting to be done
    in private, then society needs to encourage easy avenues
    for venting to be done in private. Where are such avenues?


    Maybe the members of society could just grow up.
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