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Di Atribe: Ugh, can someone translate that into English?
Lost Thought 00: Yeah, hacked, that's the ticket. Taht's exactly the series of messages a hacker would send once they got on a NFL player's account
Sargun: Di Atribe: Ugh, can someone translate that into English?Prologue: "Lito Sheppard is the biggest pussy motherfarker in the world. If you see him, tell him I said it and it's whatever."Chapters1. "I woke up on April 12, my anniversary, and couldn't find my soon-to-be-ex wife anywhere. Fark that biatch! I can't wait until the divorce is final in a few weeks."2. "Feelings are for suckers! Never, ever again. I have a black heart and a dead soul, and I got it by how I lived. I'm out of [this marriage]"3. "My beef with Lito has nothing to do with a girl; he's just a person I don't fark with. He's lame to me, so don't talk to me about him."4. "Nobody has farked my wife, but anybody saying slick shiat better watch YOUR girl and make sure I don't get a hold of HER."5. "Biatches are never grateful, no matter what you do for them. Homeboys will change on you. I keep it 100% real and don't read into it."6. "I'm done tweeting; to all of you smart asses, I'll be in Jacksonsille, Orlando, and Northern Virginia if you wish to tell me what you think."Epilogue: "I was hacked. We will handle our business in the house so I respectfully ask everyone to not come at me and to just let me handle my business."
bscm80: Uh, did you miss the tweet where he said his beef with Lito had nothing to do with a woman?
Lee's_Austin: I know it's Twitter and all, but I cringe at the fact that he went to my Alma Mater./"Got Hacked" = Total BS
poisonedpawn78: "my twitter account got hacked" = "I was drunk and dont remember what i typed and dont want to be responsible for my actions."
bel4sucks: Di Atribe: Ugh, can someone translate that into English?Remember that the next time your redneck ass tells someone you're "fixin" to do something
bart2puck: bel4sucks: Di Atribe: Ugh, can someone translate that into English?Remember that the next time your redneck ass tells someone you're "fixin" to do somethingIm fixing to head up err and grabme a cole one, imma tell ya that.orDems be sum da bomb Diggs g-knucks.....which one is closer to english?
bel4sucks: Remember that the next time your redneck ass tells someone you're "fixin" to do something
ExperianScaresCthulhu: If society wants venting to be donein private, then society needs to encourage easy avenuesfor venting to be done in private. Where are such avenues?
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