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MrHappyRotter: What the fark people? This is what you do for entertainment?
We usually do your mom for entertainment.
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wildcardjack: Ghastly: Hey guys! Want to make cool crystals? All you need is some ammonia and bleach and some pennies to act as the catalyst. This is TOTALLY legit, awesome.
I understand the ammonia and bleach, but what's the penny for?
It's to make the story sound more legit.
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Benjamin Orr: MrHappyRotter: What the fark people? This is what you do for entertainment?
We usually do your mom for entertainment.
She's the one with the original Nintendo, right?
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He is lot allowed to swim or go outside without a shirt and even must have his back washed if he sweats for the rest of the summer.
How may someone be "lot allowed" to perform an action?
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Ghastly: Hey guys! Want to make cool crystals? All you need is some ammonia and bleach and some pennies to act as the catalyst. This is TOTALLY legit, awesome.
That is really stupid. Really, really stupid, Link
All you need is one idiot or one 11 year old to try it out.
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wildcardjack: Ghastly: Hey guys! Want to make cool crystals? All you need is some ammonia and bleach and some pennies to act as the catalyst. This is TOTALLY legit, awesome.
I understand the ammonia and bleach, but what's the penny for?
Details make it more believable, as though you are following a real process.
1. Smoke banana peels to get super duper stoned
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2. Split two banana peels lengthwise and spread them over aluminum foil. Place the foil into direct sunlight for 6 hours, and then quickly seal in a ziplock bag. Crush the dried peels into a fine powder inside the bag using the palm of your hand. Carefully pour the powder on a mirror and cut parallel lines 3.7 centimeters long using an American Express total rewards card with double miles. Cover one nostril with the index finger of the corresponding hand and inhale one line. The effects of banana sometimes come on slow, and potency can vary greatly by season. Be careful doing more than one line before you know how the particular banana affects you.
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Harmless?
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Dear Jerk: What's stupider than a twelve-year-old boy? Two twelve-year-old boys.
Damn right. When I was twelve I used to get in rock fights with my friends. The rules were, you could only use rocks that were no bigger around than a $0.50 cent piece, and there were no winning conditions, you just kept throwing rocks at each other until you got bored, which usually took an hour or so. Naturally one of us almost lost an eye. If any of this sounds like fun you may be retarded.
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RogermcAllen: wildcardjack: Ghastly: Hey guys! Want to make cool crystals? All you need is some ammonia and bleach and some pennies to act as the catalyst. This is TOTALLY legit, awesome.
I understand the ammonia and bleach, but what's the penny for?
Details make it more believable, as though you are following a real process.
1. Smoke banana peels to get super duper stoned
vs
2. Split two banana peels lengthwise and spread them over aluminum foil. Place the foil into direct sunlight for 6 hours, and then quickly seal in a ziplock bag. Crush the dried peels into a fine powder inside the bag using the palm of your hand. Carefully pour the powder on a mirror and cut parallel lines 3.7 centimeters long using an American Express total rewards card with double miles. Cover one nostril with the index finger of the corresponding hand and inhale one line. The effects of banana sometimes come on slow, and potency can vary greatly by season. Be careful doing more than one line before you know how the particular banana affects you.
Can I use my Dave & Busters card instead?
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Ghastly: Hey guys! Want to make cool crystals? All you need is some ammonia and bleach and some pennies to act as the catalyst. This is TOTALLY legit, awesome.
Haha at first I thought that was something like the old coal crystal experiment thing i used to do as a kid. then I looked again and thought "wait a second"...
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DreamSnipers: Ghastly: Hey guys! Want to make cool crystals? All you need is some ammonia and bleach and some pennies to act as the catalyst. This is TOTALLY legit, awesome.
That is really stupid. Really, really stupid, Link
All you need is one idiot or one 11 year old to try it out.
Or one Arlen woman.
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Darth_Lukecash: Yes, because a 10 year old kid in the year 2012 will know about an old fashion ice cream maker.
Or a 10 year old will know about advanced chemical reactions.
Expect a lawsuit from this one.
Wether it's Facebook or the idiot that created the page.
In any case, someone's gonna get wethered. Possibly literally (if unintentionally), the way this kid's life is going. Darwin has his eye on him already.
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If something is called "the ________ challenge", then don't do it. If you do it, you're stupid.
Thanks,
-People with brains.
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Hey, forget you.
We can make cooler Crystals than Ghastly could ever help you make. All you need is a coke bottle, some lithium batteries, some starting fluid and colemans lantern fuel, works toilet bowl cleaner, and a buttload of pseudoephedrine.
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thetrenchcoat: RogermcAllen: wildcardjack: Ghastly: Hey guys! Want to make cool crystals? All you need is some ammonia and bleach and some pennies to act as the catalyst. This is TOTALLY legit, awesome.
I understand the ammonia and bleach, but what's the penny for?
Details make it more believable, as though you are following a real process.
1. Smoke banana peels to get super duper stoned
vs
2. Split two banana peels lengthwise and spread them over aluminum foil. Place the foil into direct sunlight for 6 hours, and then quickly seal in a ziplock bag. Crush the dried peels into a fine powder inside the bag using the palm of your hand. Carefully pour the powder on a mirror and cut parallel lines 3.7 centimeters long using an American Express total rewards card with double miles. Cover one nostril with the index finger of the corresponding hand and inhale one line. The effects of banana sometimes come on slow, and potency can vary greatly by season. Be careful doing more than one line before you know how the particular banana affects you.
Can I use my Dave & Busters card instead?
No you farking idiot. The double rewards serve to lower the Gibbs free energy of the nanner molecules, which helps drive to reaction to completion. You could try using a MasterCard, but you will end up with a racemic mixture of banonos and baninis which leads to a harsher buzz.
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Wikipedia tells me that if you get the proportion exactly right, you can get ice water to -20°C, which is not much colder than the ice itself should be. I understand how freezing flesh is bad for it, but I'd have thought that the pain would have gotten too bad first. Guess I was wrong, or maybe this little guy was just too hardcore.
Next time just set household aerosol chemicals on fire over the stove like a normal 12-year-old, kid.
/um... ♫ the more you know?
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I understand the ammonia and bleach, but what's the penny for?
Details make it more believable, as though you are following a real process.
1. Smoke banana peels to get super duper stoned
vs
2. Split two banana peels lengthwise and spread them over aluminum foil. Place the foil into direct sunlight for 6 hours, and then quickly seal in a ziplock bag. Crush the dried peels into a fine powder inside the bag using the palm of your hand. Carefully pour the powder on a mirror and cut parallel lines 3.7 centimeters long using an American Express total rewards card with double miles. Cover one nostril with the index finger of the corresponding hand and inhale one line. The effects of banana sometimes come on slow, and potency can vary greatly by season. Be careful doing more than one line before you know how the particular banana affects you.
Can I use my Dave & Busters card instead?
No you farking idiot. The double rewards serve to lower the Gibbs free energy of the nanner molecules, which helps drive to reaction to completion. You could try using a MasterCard, but you will end up with a racemic mixture of banonos and baninis which leads to a harsher buzz.
Can I use a retroturboencabulator to speed up the process? I was hoping to make pharmaceutical grade stuff.
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semiotix: I'm pretty science-literate (I can both count to potato and explain vegetative propagation using the potato I counted to) but I have to admit, I was surprised that normal refrigerator ice and salt would get cold enough fast enough for this kind of damage.
Wikipedia tells me that if you get the proportion exactly right, you can get ice water to -20°C, which is not much colder than the ice itself should be. I understand how freezing flesh is bad for it, but I'd have thought that the pain would have gotten too bad first. Guess I was wrong, or maybe this little guy was just too hardcore.
Next time just set household aerosol chemicals on fire over the stove like a normal 12-year-old, kid.
/um... ♫ the more you know?
-20c is way colder than my freezer.
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MrHappyRotter: What the fark people? This is what you do for entertainment?
Well, weed is illegal, but Youtube and household chemicals are not.
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