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Ghastly

2012-07-04 02:06:44 PM

Suffering Psyche. Suffering Psyche.

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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2012-07-04 02:33:32 PM

What's the point?

Hercules is too busy fighting bears in Central Park to be of any use.

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Gaius

2012-07-04 02:48:04 PM

The end is neigh.

/repent now
//or don't, idc

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Girion47

2012-07-04 02:53:16 PM

organize a crossbow squad and send the dwarves!

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skinink

2012-07-04 02:54:32 PM

Ah that must be the imfamous and treacherous Goat C trail that was closed.

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Flakeloaf

2012-07-04 02:57:59 PM

The worst part is the trapezoidal arc taken by any objects they kick off the mountain.

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Torrent of Rubbish

2012-07-04 03:00:07 PM

skinink: Ah that must be the imfamous and treacherous Goat C trail that was closed.

Park resources are stretched to the limit ass it is!

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ArmasFM

2012-07-04 03:03:13 PM

Herc! Herc! It's Daedalus! It's Daedalus!

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daffy

2012-07-04 03:03:40 PM

When my son was little we were at a petting zoo in Disney. This goat came running fro the other side of the pen and bumped him down from behind. As he geared up for a second run, I kicked the SOB in the ass!(The goat, not my son.)

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whither_apophis

2012-07-04 03:04:43 PM

Good to see my "aggressive mountain goats app" viral marketing is working.

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whither_apophis

2012-07-04 03:05:57 PM

Torrent of Rubbish: skinink: Ah that must be the imfamous and treacherous Goat C trail that was closed.

Park resources are stretched to the limit ass it is!

Freudian slip, bad spelling or ISWYDT?

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Rusty Shackleford

2012-07-04 03:06:53 PM

I can see part of Olympic National Park out of my office window...here in Canada, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

/also, I loved the first Agressive Mountain Goats album "Do Not Urinate on Trails", but found their second, "Long Salt Lick", a little jejune.

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whither_apophis

2012-07-04 03:06:57 PM

whither_apophis: Torrent of Rubbish: skinink: Ah that must be the imfamous and treacherous Goat C trail that was closed.

Park resources are stretched to the limit ass it is!

Freudian slip, bad spelling or ISWYDT?

Ah, ISWYDT to both

/didn't read the first..

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WordsnCollision

2012-07-04 03:08:44 PM

/PLEASE don't tell Hollywood...

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LeroyBourne

2012-07-04 03:08:55 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: What's the point?

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Hercules is too busy fighting bears in Central Park to be of any use.

The he throws them promptly into space.
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uncleacid

2012-07-04 03:10:32 PM

Stick to a low salt diet before hiking.

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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2012-07-04 03:13:06 PM

LeroyBourne: The he throws them promptly into space.

Hercules wouldn't be much of a demigod if he COULDN'T throw stuff into space!

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Le Bomb Suprize

2012-07-04 03:20:01 PM

Remember folks, when you are hiking in the mountains, mountain goats ain't care.

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Oznog

2012-07-04 03:21:12 PM

Cuidado, no es llamas?

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AbbeySomeone

2012-07-04 03:23:24 PM

People waiting for permits to hunt them will triple in the next few days.

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Mikeyworld

2012-07-04 03:29:20 PM

These things have been aggressive all along. I got booted into Lake Constance by a goat who wanted my backpack (They love the salt from your sweat). Hanging your pack up a tree against bears doesn't help against a goat who'll climb up to get it.

/carry a sawed-off bat as a weapon (Rangers won't take it from you)
//and stay far away from ANY wildlife you see (even squirrels can be vicious)
///where the hell ya gonna pee, then?

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IoSaturnalia

2012-07-04 03:43:26 PM

Mikeyworld: I got booted into Lake Constance by a goat who wanted my backpack (They love the salt from your sweat). Hanging your pack up a tree against bears doesn't help against a goat who'll climb up to get it.

MFers trashed my tent back in '82 when I was climbing Mt Constance. Got back to camp and there was a goat planted smack dab on top of my tent. It wasn't worth repairing.

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snocone

2012-07-04 03:59:27 PM

Every living thing that crawls, flies or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes for Jujubes

humans vs. goats,,, hhmm wonder how this will turn out

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I8B4U

2012-07-04 04:35:50 PM