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  • There's a little black spot on the sun today.
  • In before the "He knew the law" folks!
  • Man gets six month prison term for insulting the fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain

    The King of Bahrain? How is that dickcheese-eating sh*tweasel, anyway? I haven't heard anything about him since his gender reassignment surgery. Is he reacting okay to the estrogen?
  • Is this the thread where we all become Persona Non Grata in Bahrain?

    Dear King of Bahrain:

    You smell like the smegma of a New York City transformer Prostitute during the summer months, and you have the intelligence of an overzealous republican staffer.

    Please go DIAF.

    Sincerely, BronyMedic
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    May your only daughter take up with a yak of another faith.
  • That dirty futher mucker...


    /why I oughta...
  • BronyMedic: Is this the thread where we all become Persona Non Grata in Bahrain?

    Dear King of Bahrain:

    You smell like the smegma of a New York City transformer Prostitute during the summer months, and you have the intelligence of an overzealous republican staffer.

    Please go DIAF.

    Sincerely, BronyMedic


    An un-circumcised transformer prostitute? Surely you jest. A gentleman around these parts would pay no more than 20 dollars for a prostitute of such low quality
  • 6 months is a walk in the park. If I was King and someone insulted me, they'd get 10-20 years.
  • Hey! He's not fat, husky at best.
  • nytmare: 6 months is a walk in the park. If I was King and someone insulted me, they'd get 10-20 years.


    I would just challenge everyone who insulted me to a sabre duel. Anyone who refused would get the legal status of COWARD which would hurt them financially and limit their eligibility for many jobs and drivers' licenses.
  • doglover: nytmare: 6 months is a walk in the park. If I was King and someone insulted me, they'd get 10-20 years.

    I would just challenge everyone who insulted me to a sabre duel. Anyone who refused would get the legal status of COWARD which would hurt them financially and limit their eligibility for many jobs and drivers' licenses.


    How many drivers' licenses would it limit them too?
  • Obvious: not asinine in any Islamic republic.
  • Come on, subby, calling the King of Bahrain impotent is a little much, don't you think?
  • BronyMedic: Is this the thread where we all become Persona Non Grata in Bahrain?

    Dear King of Bahrain:

    You smell like the smegma of a New York City transformer Prostitute during the summer months, and you have the intelligence of an overzealous republican staffer.

    Please go DIAF.

    Sincerely, BronyMedic


    Also, Kingy, that tattoo of Pinkie Pie you got on your hindquarters is just hideous. 

    \*runs*
  • schoolbread: doglover: nytmare: 6 months is a walk in the park. If I was King and someone insulted me, they'd get 10-20 years.

    I would just challenge everyone who insulted me to a sabre duel. Anyone who refused would get the legal status of COWARD which would hurt them financially and limit their eligibility for many jobs and drivers' licenses.

    How many drivers' licenses would it limit them too?


    Oh no, they'd only be able to get the pretty pink MOPEDS ONLY license. And the moped would have to be yellow, like their belly. And it would be illegal to hire a yellow bellied moped rider for any job by lawn maintenance or janitorial work.
  • As King of Bahrain, you are all getting a kick out of this thread...
  • doglover: schoolbread: doglover: nytmare: 6 months is a walk in the park. If I was King and someone insulted me, they'd get 10-20 years.

    I would just challenge everyone who insulted me to a sabre duel. Anyone who refused would get the legal status of COWARD which would hurt them financially and limit their eligibility for many jobs and drivers' licenses.

    How many drivers' licenses would it limit them too?

    Oh no, they'd only be able to get the pretty pink MOPEDS ONLY license. And the moped would have to be yellow, like their belly. And it would be illegal to hire a yellow bellied moped rider for any job by lawn maintenance or janitorial work.


    I like your thinking. Kills two birds with one stone, that plan, it does. :)
  • The king of Bahrain? Oh yeah, he's that guy with the "Mo' Head Mohammed" blow up doll. I heard he had to have a penis inflator surgically installed before he could use it, though.
  • Fark Me To Tears: The King of Bahrain? How is that dickcheese-eating sh*tweasel, anyway? I haven't heard anything about him since his gender reassignment surgery. Is he reacting okay to the estrogen?


    Doctors say it caused a few Bahrainal polyps.
  • filter: Obvious: not asinine in any Islamic republic.


    ... or kingdom.
  • Oh, and the duels would be only with fencing equipment because there'd be so awful lot of them.

    I suppose if they won a bout, they'd get a letter of apology and a canned ham.
  • Perhaps this insulter should be forced to listen to Manamana over and over 24/7 for about
    a week..

    Maybe that sweaty pair of camel nads King should be more creative...
  • somemoron: BronyMedic: Is this the thread where we all become Persona Non Grata in Bahrain?

    Dear King of Bahrain:

    You smell like the smegma of a New York City transformer Prostitute during the summer months, and you have the intelligence of an overzealous republican staffer.

    Please go DIAF.

    Sincerely, BronyMedic

    Also, Kingy, that tattoo of Pinkie Pie you got on your hindquarters is just hideous. 

    \*runs*


    But you can't be a real pony without your tramp stamp cutie mark... (^_~)
  • skantea: That dirty futher mucker...




    Yes I automatically read that the way it should be spelled.
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