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  • 110% turnout predicted in New Jersey
  • Does 4chan know?

    This sounds like too good an opportunity to pass up.
  • Summoner101: Does 4chan know?

    This sounds like too good an opportunity to pass up.


    also, i'm glad they've included the fax machine.
  • I'm thinking that if Romney wins, we'll get reports like how thousands of people couldn't get out to vote because of all the devastation in the northeast. It will be another "stolen" election. However, if Obama wins, then it'll be "the system works, even in the face of such devastation."
  • ras django: Summoner101: Does 4chan know?

    This sounds like too good an opportunity to pass up.

    also, i'm glad they've included the fax machine.


    Can I also vote from my rotary phone?
  • Meh. Just means Obama carries the state by an even wider margin.
  • Richard_The_Clown: I'm thinking that if Romney wins, we'll get reports like how thousands of people couldn't get out to vote because of all the devastation in the northeast. It will be another "stolen" election. However, if Obama wins, then it'll be "the system works, even in the face of such devastation."


    I'm predicting 100% chance of strawman followed by plenty of butt-hurt late in the evening.
  • Your move, Chicago....
  • Probably because the big guy isn't on the ballot.

    Dems already got the Jersey EC votes, so who cares?
  • Richard_The_Clown: I'm thinking that if Romney wins, we'll get reports like how thousands of people couldn't get out to vote because of all the devastation in the northeast. It will be another "stolen" election. However, if Obama wins, then it'll be "the system works, even in the face of such devastation."


    you are definitely a clown.
  • Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ras django: Summoner101: Does 4chan know?

    This sounds like too good an opportunity to pass up.

    also, i'm glad they've included the fax machine.

    Can I also vote from my rotary phone?

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  • IamKaiserSoze!!!: Probably because the big guy isn't on the ballot.

    Dems already got the Jersey EC votes, so who cares?


    umm, voters for candidates in local elective positions?

    yeah, something like that
  • If the results in NJ are even close - especially if this state ends up being a deciding factor - This is going to be like that whole hanging chad incident, all over again.

    I've often wondered how things in this world would have turned out if Bush's brother didn't break the law and hand him the election, thereby stripping Al Gore of the fair win. Hmmm....
  • that would be very funny if Roseanne Barr wins
  • Richard_The_Clown: I'm thinking that if Romney wins, we'll get reports like how thousands of people couldn't get out to vote because of all the devastation in the northeast. It will be another "stolen" election. However, if Obama wins, then it'll be "the system works, even in the face of such devastation."


    Or, you know, t' other way 'round...

    (Would that be "what's good for the goose is good for the gander"?)
  • 182: Richard_The_Clown: I'm thinking that if Romney wins, we'll get reports like how thousands of people couldn't get out to vote because of all the devastation in the northeast. It will be another "stolen" election. However, if Obama wins, then it'll be "the system works, even in the face of such devastation."

    you are definitely a clown.


    He's gonna get caught.
    Just you wait and see.
  • We need to sponsor a write-in campaign for Drew.
  • Considering everyone I know from Jersey still uses an @aol.com account, I don't expect this to end well. Bunch of orange farktards up there.
  • Richard_The_Clown: I'm thinking that if Romney wins, we'll get reports like how thousands of people couldn't get out to vote because of all the devastation in the northeast. It will be another "stolen" election. However, if Obama wins, then it'll be "the system works, even in the face of such devastation."


    I think the left will continue to promote ridiculous conspiracy theories whether they win or lose.

    Meanwhile, they will prove they don't take election security seriously by scoffing at common sense measures like checking ID (perhaps with a little racism about how black people are somehow inherently less able to get ID in there).

    Obviously voting by email is also not secure.

    We aren't letting soldiers vote by email, even when we screw up their absentee ballots.

    Remember how the democrats threw out all those military ballots in Florida in 2000 when they failed to steal that election? Disgusting. Then they start pretending they care about veterans.

    Fortunately, we have the state elections, not national elections, so if a couple of blue states allow cheating, the damage is pretty limited.
  • themanuf: Considering everyone I know from Jersey still uses an @aol.com account, I don't expect this to end well. Bunch of orange farktards up there.


    Have you ever considered that you may be an awful person who chooses other awful people to associate with?
  • Politics thread in your main page? It's more likely than you think.
  • Richard_The_Clown: I'm thinking that if Romney wins, we'll get reports like how thousands of people couldn't get out to vote because of all the devastation in the northeast. It will be another "stolen" election. However, if Obama wins, then it'll be "the system works, even in the face of such devastation."


    Spoken by a true clown.
  • Morgellons: Richard_The_Clown: I'm thinking that if Romney wins, we'll get reports like how thousands of people couldn't get out to vote because of all the devastation in the northeast. It will be another "stolen" election. However, if Obama wins, then it'll be "the system works, even in the face of such devastation."

    Or, you know, t' other way 'round...

    (Would that be "what's good for the goose is good for the gander"?)


    Maybe from some of the wingnuts, sure. But I can't see someone like Rush or Hannity saying the election was stolen. They'll accept the results and move on. If Romney wins, I'm thinking that there will be lawsuits, reports of voter fraud, and that it will just be a repeat of the 2000 election. Hopefully that won't be the case. I really hope I'm wrong no matter who wins.
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