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iamrex: Don't play into the hype and instead just stay home on Black Friday.
GAT_00: Step one: stay home
MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: Step one: stay homeSomeone want to get the lights on the way out?
GreenAdder: And why does anyone ever bother writing this article in a given year? You could just copy/paste last year's article, throw a new date on it, and nobody could tell the difference.
GreenAdder: When we got to our car, we laughed and imagined what would have happened if we had actually come there to buy anything.
CapeFearCadaver: I treat Black Friday like it's the zombie apocalypse
Party-sized bucket of flan: If you need a "survival guide" to Black Friday, chances are you're a huge farking loser.
Derwood: As someone who works at a retail store, here's the secret the media doesn't ever tell you:NO ONE on Black Friday is buying Xmas gifts. Because who the fark buys people 55" TV's for Xmas? No one. EVERYONE is buying shiat for themselves. It's the biggest day of gluttony and greed every year.