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TheHighlandHowler: This happened at a local deli, only the clear, spherical coffee pots were the culprit.
fusillade762: Burnsville fire officials say they've never heard of so-called firewater could become a fire starterI've heard alcohol could become make you drunk.
AbbeySomeone: This article is useless without identifying the brand of Vodka.
PhiloeBedoe: Oddly, the town used to be called Daterapeburg until they changed it at the start of the twentieth century. Seems they didn't want to tempt fate.
Mr. Potatoass: That's why I only drink dark liquor, from square, or rectangular bottles.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: And you wonder why the sun from Super Mario Bros. 3 scares the hell out of me?
Smeggy Smurf: fusillade762: Burnsville fire officials say they've never heard of so-called firewater could become a fire starterI've heard alcohol could become make you drunk.That's a lie. The DHMO they cut the alcohol with is the poison effecting your mind.
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