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Cup_O_Jo: Uptown. Just lock the gates and arm the maids. Downtown will be to busy blogging nonsense.
Shadowknight: This sounds like an awesome comic book premise. Now if I could only draw. Or write. Or had any talent at all.
Summoner101: Depends. Is the Uptown girl still living in her Uptown world?
way south: Which side has the most guns?
way south: Have you though about working for DC comics?You may be overqualified.
Shadowknight: Summoner101: Depends. Is the Uptown girl still living in her Uptown world?You fark you so very, very much. Now I'm going to be living with that song for the rest of the day at least. Especially bad since those are the only two lyrics from the damn song I know...
MorrisBird: Downtown has electricity again. My sister's restaurant was open for Sunday brunch. Say what you will about New Yorkers, we're resilient, and we have a caring, thinking governor.
Summoner101: Hopefully this version will supplant the Billy Joel version that's likely in your head right now.
The Ice Cream Man: Maybe this will help you feel better.