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  • I was recently thinking about Kanye West in the voting booth. Wouldn't it be weird to cast a vote for a guy who personally called you an ass?
  • Sybarite: I was recently thinking about Kanye West in the voting booth. Wouldn't it be weird to cast a vote for a guy who personally called you an ass?


    Knowing what little I know of Kanye, when the President called him a jackass, he probably felt a surge of endorphins from the attention with an inner-monologue of, "I'm still relevant!"
  • Sybarite: I was recently thinking about Kanye West in the voting booth. Wouldn't it be weird to cast a vote for a guy who personally called you an ass?


    I'm sure it's lessened by the fact that everyone calls him that.
  • Way to fail, article writer.

    How is Martin Sheen an unusual celebrity endorser? He played a president on a show that was written by a well-known lib. Sheen has been a well-known lib forever.

    F*cking Yahoo!, as shiatty as their commenters.
  • What the hell is a Honey Boo Boo?
  • Mr Nuts sounds pretty credible compared to Gene Simmons, Axl Rose and Mr. Loaf.
  • karnal: What the hell is a Honey Boo Boo?


    I'm not sure, but I think it has something to do with Winnie The Pooh.
  • karnal: What the hell is a Honey Boo Boo?


    The pinnacle of human evolution.
  • No mention of Paul "Pee Wee Herman" Reuben's frozen custard endorsement of Obama?
  • coeyagi: Way to fail, article writer.

    How is Martin Sheen an unusual celebrity endorser? He played a president on a show that was written by a well-known lib. Sheen has been a well-known lib forever.

    F*cking Yahoo!, as shiatty as their commenters.


    The butthurt is strong.
  • special20: coeyagi: Way to fail, article writer.

    How is Martin Sheen an unusual celebrity endorser? He played a president on a show that was written by a well-known lib. Sheen has been a well-known lib forever.

    F*cking Yahoo!, as shiatty as their commenters.

    The butthurt is strong.


    You mean, hating on a retarded article writer for a real reason? You're supposed to use "butthurt is strong" when someone hates on a politician or party because of nonsensical reasons.

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  • karnal: What the hell is a Honey Boo Boo?


    Honest answer: little girl, originally gained popularity as a child beauty pageant, but unique because she's a stereotype and her mother is a beast

    Snarky answer: harbinger of doom for Western Civilization
  • Meatloaf is also apparently guilty of voter fraud since he apparently did an absentee ballot in California based upon a property he sold two years ago.
  • The Boo Boo in question:

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    Homer does that bit better.
  • karnal: What the hell is a Honey Boo Boo?


    The punchline to a JonBenet Ramsey joke? To soon?
  • A bigger surprise than any of these, well with the exception of Mr. Nuts, is Colin Powell who was last openly talked about as Veep or presidential material for the GOP to run. He supports Obama. All Mr. Nuts seems to be saying is Obama is a good candidate ... FOR HIM TO CRAP ON!
  • Prey4reign: Colin Powell who was last openly talked about as Veep or presidential material for the GOP to run. He supports Obama.


    ...as he did in 2008.

    But only because he's black, according to Sununu the Hutt.

    Because everyone knows that nothing matters more to Colin Powell than race.
  • Prey4reign: A bigger surprise than any of these, well with the exception of Mr. Nuts, is Colin Powell who was last openly talked about as Veep or presidential material for the GOP to run. He supports Obama. All Mr. Nuts seems to be saying is Obama is a good candidate ... FOR HIM TO CRAP ON!


    No, read it again. He crapped in the Romney box, which means Obama will win.
  • I'm backing Mr. Nuts.

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    Although some have accused Mr. Nuts of having a litter box bias -- one of Ostrofsky's
    relatives thought the test might be rigged against Obama while another questioned Mr. Nuts' liberal California pedigree -- Ostrofsky says Mr. Nuts will not be persuaded to favor either. He calls them as he sees them.

    Despite living in a house full of Steelers fans, Ostrofsky says, he put the litter box stamp of disapproval on Pittsburgh.

    "He doesn't care what we want. He doesn't care what the polls say. He doesn't care what the odds makers think," Ostrofsky says. "He just does his thing and is right,"

    In the short term, Mr. Nuts may suffer for his convictions. Ostrofsky says his parents are ticked at Mr. Nuts because they are Romney supporters.

    But a cat has to say what he thinks, so to speak, and let the litter fall where it may, usually in the floor right outside the box.
  • Well, what do you know: an election prognostication method that, for once, doesn't pretend to be anything other than a piece of crap.
  • madgonad: Meatloaf is also apparently guilty of voter fraud since he apparently did an absentee ballot in California based upon a property he sold two years ago.


    What? You mean there's a Republican out there who acts as if the law doesn't apply to him?

    /shocked
    //shocked, I tell you
  • "He doesn't care what we want. He doesn't care what the polls say. He doesn't care what the odds makers think," Ostrofsky says. "He just does his thing and is right,"

    In the short term, Mr. Nuts may suffer for his convictions. Ostrofsky says his parents are ticked at Mr. Nuts because they are Romney supporters.


    So these morans are pissed at their cat for being right? Sounds about right for republicans.
  • NotARocketScientist: "He doesn't care what we want. He doesn't care what the polls say. He doesn't care what the odds makers think," Ostrofsky says. "He just does his thing and is right,"

    In the short term, Mr. Nuts may suffer for his convictions. Ostrofsky says his parents are ticked at Mr. Nuts because they are Romney supporters.

    So these morans are pissed at their cat for being right? Sounds about right for republicans.


    Did she give birth to a cat???

    Well hell no wonder Mr. Nuts can predict the future. He was sent here by Ra to guide us to the true path away from Anubis.
  • Mr. Nuts is my new hero.

    "Mr. Nuts, please tell me my future holds! Will I be rich? Will I have success? Will I find love?"

    *scratch, scratch*
    *fart*
    "Meow."

    "ASTOUNDING! Thank you, Mr. Nuts!"
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