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theotherwhitemeat: I do that almost every night. I call it ricocheting to bed.
caddisfly: Great video. Few things are funnier than a drunken monkey.
ITGreen: Needed a good booze thread, I'm DT-ing something fierce today.
JackieRabbit: I met a drunk bird once. It was during a nor'ester and I opened my front door to find a juvenile red-wing blackbird sheltering on my front porch. I brought him in so he could warm up and he was behaving very strangely and stumbling about. I took him to a nearby vet, who worked with the state's songbird preservation program and she told me he was drunk on fermented berries. She kept him for a few days and fed him Gatorade and then returned him to the wild sit on his throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
ZeroCorpse: How many fruits does an elephant need to eat to get drunk? I mean, they have to have a high tolerance considering their weight and size.And note to self: Stay out of the way of drunken elephants./Both in the wilds, and at Walmart on their mobility scooters.
Skyd1v: Every spring. Every. Damn. Spring.Mountain ash berries that have been frozen all winter thaw out, releasing the sugars inside. Fermentation starts up, and the dog-awful Magpies show up. And if you don't think they know exactly what they are doing, you are outa your mind. They are there to get their booze on, and in a big way.For 2 weeks every May my backyard is full of drunk, belligerent Magpies screaming at each other and anyone who approaches. Ain't no meaner drunk then a Magpie drunk.
Indubitably: Hey, drugs work, and we/you know it, so wtf?End obfuscation and profit.Legalize and democratize now.Decorporatize.Humanize.Make this world work for people, not businesses' profit.Please vote for President Obama for four more years to try and make government of, by, and for the people again...Thank you.
Mayhem of the Black Underclass: They even included a video of Fingal's Dopple./Obscure?
catsfish: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: They even included a video of Fingal's Dopple./Obscure?Nuts. I came to say that I hadn't been monkey drunk that bad since I was caught scrolling up cinemas.
Amos Quito: If God had intended birds to fly, he wouldn't have given them alcohol.
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